This document summarizes the good, bad, and ugly aspects of UX recruiting based on the author's experience recruiting over 500 candidates for 87 interviews and 29 hires over the past 8 months. The good includes plenty of UX job opportunities and demand. The bad includes candidates sabotaging credibility by having no work samples, unclear roles, or lying. The ugly includes poor presentations, unprofessionalism, and slagging off past employers. The document provides tips for candidates such as bringing work samples, showing process, and emphasizing interests in the organization.