This EEG report describes various types of muscle artifacts that can appear on an EEG. A 47-year-old male presented with a severe headache and was found to have a subarachnoid hemorrhage. The EEG showed chewing artifact and generalized slow activity. The report then discusses different types of muscle artifacts including those from the lateral rectus, frontalis, temporalis muscles and from swallowing, sniffling, palatal myoclonus, facial myokemia and tremors. Methods to reduce artifacts by relaxing muscles or changing electrode positions are also described.