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1 hour presentation
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VISUAL
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- Panel B                   $ 2k
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AT ITS CORE,
CREATIVITY FLOWS
FROM THE INTERACTION
OF TWO FORCES.
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                                                 Refine
the so-called end of
                                              unlimited bandwidth
                                         towards a more network e cient user experience in an age of network austerity




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  • 44.
    the so-called endof unlimited bandwidth towards a more network e cient user experience in an age of network austerity http://www.flickr.com/photos/beggs/34117133
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    appropriately resize andcompress media for each device large.jpg medium.jpg small.jpg 35.73 KB 10.69 KB 4.57 KB http://www.flickr.com/photos/ulybug/152518872
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  • 51.
    mobile browser marketshare via http://gs.statcounter.com - 02/2010 other? things have changed skeptical UC ate Nokia’s share... other? other? note OperaMini... Blackberry! quality + sample size? Data Source: http://gs.statcounter.com Published Under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License You are free to copy, distribute and transmit the work and to adapt the work providing it is attributed to www.icrossing.co.uk http://www.flickr.com/photos/icrossing_uk/4342659861
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