WALLY’S WONDERFULLY WACKY BACHELOR CHALLENGE OF NOT SO MUCH APOCALYPTIC DOOM!!! Featuring: Wally Doran So, I promised myself, and others, that when I reached the end of my Apoc that I would make it up to Wally (who was one of my favorites) by giving him a bachelor challenge featuring simselves. Then he, and the simself who won, would be brought over into my OWBC hood where they and their kids would interact with my current challenge sims. I took volunteers from the simselveswith the only caveat that they couldn’t be hooked up with a sim in the OWBC hood. Simply because I didn’t think they could handle having two loves at once, not that some of them don’t try. Just so you all know, this is not going to even attempt to be well shot or written. This was done purely for fun and considering that most everyone already knows the results this account is mostly for shits and giggles.
So here are the lucky bachelorettes who have a chance of getting the nummy Wally Doran: Jamie – DocGirlP author of The Bohemian LegacyKaty – HurriKaty author of The Munster LegacyLauri – LauriEmpress author of Legacy of JubileeFire – TheFireEternal author of the Absolutely Crazy MatriarchyRose – RoseFyre author of the Buffyverse ApocalypseLily – CobaltAzure author of An Apocalypse of IceMarina – SmoothieQueen37 author of A Villainous Apocalypse and A Fitzhugh Legacy Let’s get started shall we? And I’m gonna jump right in, because I can!
Katy: So I heard you lifted Law, huh?Wally: Yup!Katy: So how’d that work out for you?Wally: It didn’t. Katy: Well, I think I’ve killed this conversation.Wally: Yup!
Rose is the first to admire Wally’s fine form. Wally doesn’t really seem to know what to make of it. He’d better get used to it.
Rose then makes Wally happy by talking to him about how logical he was. Apparently he was rolling the want to talk to someone. She was just lucky enough to engage him in a chat.
And then she pushes her luck by going in for the Friendly Hug. But Wally didn’t reject her, like I expected him to. That’s just because Wally loves everyone like that and will never turn down a friendly hug ever.
He also can’t resist the lure of the poker table. Fire: Maybe we should handcuff him and have our way with him.Wally: I’m down with that.Fire: Eeep!Jamie: Really?Katy: REALLY?!
Lily: You know this isn’t going to win us the bachelor.Marina: Oh I like to play hard to get.Lily: How’s that working for you?Marina: Check.
Wally laid out the buffet and then spent every meal eating chef salad – something he ate all the time in the apocalypse. I am guessing he is one of those people who only sticks with what he knows. Note that Jamie is doing her best to ignore Wally. I think that she is trying to tell me something.
After lunch, Katy cornered Wally to discuss the merits of Chili. I believe that Don was mentioned along with what kinds of cheeses go best with chili.
Rose: You aren’t going to get him to kiss you that way!Katy: Well, neither are you!Wally: So are you even from this planet? Because your looks are out of this world!Marina: Really! No one’s ever said that to me before.Wally: That is truly a sad thing.
Wally: And you, Lauri, must be from the sun because you are totally hot!Lauri: Oh my!Marina: He said I’m out of this world… Wally’s got a thing for the ladies and men, but I forgot he randomized as bi before I did this so we are ignoring that.
Wally wandered off to play pool and Lauri, Fire, and Rose stalked him to join.
Wally most of the time acts like a goof and when he tries to act hot he looks even goofier.
Rose: The view is fine from right here…Wally: Are you sure, the balls don’t line up quite right to me.Rose: They are lining up just fine here… Oh yeah…
I make Wally quit his job as the Law so he can concentrate on the challenge and Lauri decides that this is the best time to tell him he is hot. Not like I blame him, a man who puts romance over work is kind of sexy.
Katy, I think Wally likes a woman who isn’t afraid to walk around in her undies. He was stalking you until you sat down at the poker table.
Which opened the door for other simselves.Marina: Maybe you should but some clothes on.Wally: Me?Lauri: You so totally don’t have to.Rose: I’m with her.
Wally: So you like me half-nude?Rose: Is “Yes” an appropriate answer?Wally: Yes.Rose: Then, yes.
Marina: Antisocial?Lauri: I want a skill point…Marina: Is that is what they are calling it these days? Personally I prefer to think of it as playing hard to get.
Wally: So this is where you’re hiding.Marina: Yep, you found me!Wally: I’d thought you’d gotten lost.Marina: Nope, why would you think that.Wally: Because you’re always running away.Marina: Oh, Wally, you’re so silly. Why would I run away from you?Wally: That’s what’d I’d like to know.
Marina wasn’t the only one avoiding the bachelor, Fire was doing her damnedest to find the least populated place and stay there.
However she did manage to get to know the bachelor better than Jamie who is our first simself to go home. Marina: You’re going to miss the kissing.Jamie: Hmm? There’s a sale at Penney’s! I am out of here.
Then while Lauri congratulates Wally on being hot and thinks of what she can do to get engaged to him. Rose, meanwhile, is thinking of ways to keep Lauri away from “Her” man.
And she is not above using force if necessary.Marina: Can’t we just talk about it?Rose: NO! WALLY’S MINE!!!! Lauri: Capslock, much?
Since the girls were ignoring him, Wally wandered off and found Lily.Wally: Tickle time!Lauri: Okay I propose a truce. Whoever gets to 100/100 first wins if we tie.Rose: Deal. But that’s assuming we tie. Lauri: Agreed.
Lauri: Why do I have a hunch that I just made a bad deal?
Rose: Because you did.Lauri: The challenge isn’t over, yet.Marina: Kissing TIEM NAO?
Marina: … Nao?Lauri: I think Wally should be married to me.
Lauri: Congrats on being hot while kissing another woman.
Lauri: You know, she only has to beat you to stick around, Lily.Lily: No worries. She doesn’t have a crush yet. I’m safe.Lauri: Okay…
Rose: I admire your perseverance, Fire. But let the master show you how it is really done…
Wally: Yay! Snuggle time!!!Lauri: I like snuggles.Rose: Excuse me… There’s something that I want to do…
Wally: I like a woman who takes control.Rose: Then shut up and kiss me.Wally: Yes, Ma’am!
Lauri: I see Rose has been giving lessons on how to stalk the bachelor.
Lauri: Awww… Crap. Now Lily’s going to be the one going home.
Lauri: Isn’t there someone you should be waving goodbye to?Fire: Oh that feels lovely Wally, don’t stop.Lauri: I don’t know why I even bother. I missed getting a picture of Lily leaving but you can kind of see why.Scores:Rose: 100/80Lauri: 100/64Marina: 100/35Fire: 87/36Lily: 88/33
Rose: This game is so over. You might as well give up, Wally is mine.
Lauri: Oh hell no.Marina: I wouldn’t be so smug.Wally: How can you say that? It’s still totally up in the air.Rose: Ahhh I love the smell of Denial in the morning…
Up for today were the share interests chats. As you can see, I think Wally really only has one thing on his mind.
Followed by free will time… At this point, two simselves were set to fall in love with Wally – the point that ACR would make them jealous. I don’t relish having Wally slapped so I wasn’t going to do the flirts right away. BTW just so you all know, ACR autonomy was turned off during all of this. You should thank me for that… Although if he or the simselves do things on their own… Well I can’t stop them.
Luckily, the night seemed to pass without incident…
And the morning brought hope and companionship. Still I couldn’t put it off any longer. The Flirts must go on…
And we can add another ticking time bomb to the list. At this point it is more of a challenge of can anyone catch Wally cheating than who finishes first. I sent Fire to bed and sent the next simself in.
Still, it wasn’t enough to bring her score back up to where Rose’s was and so Lauri was our last contestant sent home. Scores:Rose: 100/100Lauri: 58/47
Wally: Look, I love you. And I was going to choose you before you did any kind of meddling. You’ve got to believe that and not try to manipulate the outcome.Rose: But I’m a simselfand an apoc player. I’m used to trying to finagle things so that they will work out.Wally: Things will work out. No worries. Got that?
Rose: I do now.Wally: Great does that mean that we get to woohoo?Rose: I think I could be persuaded into that.Wally: Yay! Oh and remind me to ask you something later.Rose: Okay.
Later… Wally: You know that thing I wanted to ask you. Well here it is. Will you Marry me Rose Fyre and consent to being plain old Mrs. Doran from now on?Rose: Oh my, is that what I think it is? Wally: Yes.
Rose: Of course I will. It’s all I’ve ever wanted. Aside from all of the things that I’ve ever wanted.Wally: Yay! Does that mean I can have a bubble blower now?Rose: Yes! ---
So that’s the end of the little bachelor challenge that I said I would do for him. He’s now happily ensconced with Rose in a house that he shares with Koriand’r(my other favorite sim from the apoc) and her husband. You’ll be seeing Wally, Rose, and Kori in my OWBC along with their kids. So until next time, where there will be better writing, happy simming!