THE ABC* OF JOSS WHEDON WARNER *Asylum Bachelor Challenge Part Two!
Last time on the ABC of Joss Whedon Warner, we met our bachelor and the eleven lovely contestants who are all vying for his heart.Some more literally than others. Since this is an asylum bachelor challenge, the points are a little different than in a normal challenge.Positives:Firsts = 1 point a pieceChildren = 5 points a pieceACR the one = 5 pointsNegatives:Dying = - 5 points (even if successfully plead for)Fight with Bachelor = -5 per fightPeeing self = -1 pointPassing out = -1 point (includes plate naps)Nervous Breakdown = -1 point.
Also meet our really put upon caretaker, Andrea “Drea” Shin Fitzhugh. Her aspiration is in the red and she’s forced to macro-gardenincessantly. This is what you get for having the LTW to have 6 grandchildren. If you wanted to have a job LTW I’d be forced to careabout your aspiration. Since you don’t, I don’t. I bet she’s regretting pissing me off all those years ago now isn’t she?Let’s get back to the action, already in progress.
It’s Wednesday of the first week. Remember that. It will be important later.Joss climbed into bed for some much needed sleep next to the first of his baby mama’s Rachel C. She won’t be the last. Seren wouldlike to make sure she knows that.
Then, like her mother before her, she goes on to pick a fight with one of the other inmates. Poor Rose, Rachel C. just felt the need torub it in that she got to Joss first.
Sigh, this is sadly not going to be an uncommon occurrence with the way enemies are forming here. So who is it this time?
Oh, it’s Joss and Eve. She clearly thinks he rocks the black and blue combo and should wear it on his skin.
As for Joss, he’s clearly missing a photobooth date with Rachel C. to get his fight on.
And now Joss knows what it was like to get his ass kicked. Drea approved. I did not approve of Drea approving.
And Eve gets a first, but not a good one, she’s Joss’ first enemy. Well done, girl. Minus all the points.
Joss: I got my ass kicked.Marina: It wasn’t that bad.Joss: It was horrible.Marina: At least you didn’t piss yourself.Joss: True. You want to know what will make me feel better?Marina: What?
He showed her what.Bear in mind, this is HIM pulling HER into the photobooth, not the other way around. All of the other woohoo he’s had, the girl hasbeen doing the pulling.
Joss felt much better about losing his fight and Marina got another first, Best Friend.
Followed almost immediately by Rachel A. becoming besties with him.
We interrupt your photobooth spam to show that Mal is now throwing down with Marina.
Then kicked her to the floor. While Eve looked on approvingly.
And now Marina matches Joss by having a Vetinari enemy.
Speaking of Joss, he’s back at the photobooth. Rachel finally got a crush on him, he’s had one on her for ages.
I think Rachel’s blaming Rose for Marina getting two of Joss’ firsts. She was on a roll there for a while racking them up.
Meanwhile, Drea continues to garden. That is all.
Rachel C. popped into pregnancy. She’s totally excited because if she has the kid fast enough she could get pregnant again.
Joss: So woohoo?Marina: Sure! But do you think we could invest in some drapes? I’m not cool with Drea watching.Joss: But think about it this way, you’re getting what she can’t have.Marina: Leave ‘em open!
I missed it, but Marina got another first along with getting pregnant here. She’s the first that Joss has fallen in love with.
Seren: You’re hot when you’re falling in love.Joss: Thanks. Do I glow?Seren: Yes, but I think that’s the glitter someone sprinkled in the bed.Joss: Oh. I’d better go take a shower then.
Molly: Wait, before you do. Let me kiss you.Joss: Are you going to poke me afterward?Molly: Only if you want me to.
And Molly and Joss fall into mutual crush with each other.
Joss: This isn’t poking.Molly: I’m poking you with my lips. Isn’t it nice?Joss: Much nicer.
Showered and napped, Joss continued his antis in the photobooth room. Apparently he finds Rachel C. hot. But then again, she’spretty much only ever worn her underwear the whole time. So I can’t blame him for being a guy.
Still, Rachel A. is not going down without a fight.
And Rachel finally joins the best friends club. Apparently talking to the bird helped her a lot last time, she might need to talk to itagain to get herself back in the game.
Joss: I totally rock the blue hair more than you do.Eve: That’s it you’re going down!
While Joss and Eve threw down, Rachel A. solicited the bird’s opinion. Hey, if it worked for Rachel C. right?
Rachel C.: *Butt grab!*Joss: *Butt is grabbed*Eve: *stalks*
And apparently the bird gives good advice, because Joss and Rachel A. are now in love.
And Joss goes back to throwing down with Eve while the doodads float over his head.
And this time Eve kicks his grabbed butt again.
Marina: Hi Molly! Good Luck!Rachel A.: Aren’t you rooting for the competition?Marina: I’m not worried about it.
Molly: My love for you is not insubstantial although apparently I am!Joss: Oh my heart. Please don’t do the patented kidney grab ear nibble.
Molly: You are the wind beneath my wings!1: I’m free! I’m free!!!
Joss: That was the best Bette Midler I’ve heard.Molly: So you liked?Joss: I loved.Molly: Yay!
Hi Genie! I swear that I never saw that sim. Considering that this hood is my “Dead Realm” she’s acting pretty ghostlike. What? Didyou think I was taking a picture of the fight and Joss getting out of the shower?
And she’s gone.Sigh. Mal and Marina again. You’d better believe I’m keeping track of how many fights we’re having.
Say hello to little Drew. He’s got the exact same personality as Drea. Not that we care because the timer starts now. In three days(aka Sunday night) he ages up and can spawn the six plant babies I need to get Drea’s LTW. That’s seven commands (grow up and growplant baby.)
It’s like the girls all knew the timer was on because they all started to stalk Joss even more.
And now Marina is sporting the ever popular baby bump. It’s the hottest thing this season.
Marina: I approve of this.Drea: Eeeeee!Marina: Now do it again!
Seren becomes girl number five to get knocked up. Go her!
Then she started following Joss around primping. She must follow the Rachel C. camp of underwear stalking.
Did you know that Plantsims gain water motive from fixing plumbing? They do. Good to know. Now Mush Drea, Mush!
Marina: Thank you, Joss for making us food that sparkles. My portrait was very orange.Joss: No problem, my dad always taught me a man takes care of his woman. Uh. Women.Rachel A.: Nice Save.
After spending half of the challenge avoiding Joss, Joss finally takes matters into his own hands and talks with Elizabeth. Dude, theywere a strong three bolt couple in my hood. I guess being dead changes a girl.
Rose: Oh my god! Joss is naked. In the shower!Joss: That’s normally how you shower.Rose: But it’s you!Joss: I have no words.
Feud with Marina well in hand, Mal moves on to Seren as her next target. Probably because Seren is as neat as she is and cleanedsomething Mal wanted to clean.
Rose: How dare you clog the toilet while cleaning it. Flushing paper towels is a no-no.Mal: But they were dirty.Rose: No excuse.Joss: Would you ladies mind having your lecture somewhere else. I haven’t peed or passed out and I don’t plan on doing it now.
Rachel A.: You’re sexy when you’re cranky.Joss: Really? I should be cranky more often.
So he decides to be cranky at Katmiester. Sorry, he was trying to impress a girl.And I don’t know what is up with Mal. The only explanation is that there are too many neat sims and she doesn’t have enough toclean.
Drea wasn’t rocking the green so I put her back into her other outfit. It suits her more.
Elizabeth has been amusing me. She is the only person in the challenge getting aspiration. She’s been plat several times this asylum.
Joss: I find plat aspiration sexy.Elizabeth: Well, I plan on being plat a lot lately.Joss: Sexy.Rose: *Stalks*
So I think this is a good time to cut this short. Molly is beginning to feel a little annoyed at all of the other girls going after her man.Besides I like to keep the tension high
Zane: This place looks a little nuts.Mmm just the way I like it! . So Scores!(names in bold are pregnant and one of them is scanning twins. I am not saying who.)1. Rachel C – +5 points (First Friend, Crush, Kiss, Woohoo, Pregnancy) = 5pts2. Rachel A - +5 points (The ONE!) – 2 points (Potty Accident) – 1 point (pass out) = 2pts3. Marina - +2 points (First Best Friend, First Love) -1 points (Potty Accident) = 1 pts4. Molly - +1 points (3 bolts) = 1pts5. Katmiester - 0pts6. Seren - +1 points (3 bolts) – 1 point (Potty Accident) = 0pts7. Rose – 0pts8. Genie – 0pts9. Mal - -1points (Food Nap) = -1 pts10. Elizabeth - -1 points (potty accident) – 1 points (Food Nap) = -2 points11. Eve - -30 points (Fights) = -30 pts