The story of the bus.

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The story of the bus.

  1. 1. you know you’ve made it when you graduate from bus rides to flights.
  2. 2. unfortunatel i’m not quite there yet. y,
  3. 3. i’m the exact opposite of a jet setter.
  4. 4. i’m a bus bum.just like this sleeping beauty.
  5. 5. i spent hours on a bus this month.
  6. 6. i live in nyc,but i’m a virginia girl at heart.
  7. 7. and every few weeks,(after listening to a little too much john denver) i get the itch to go back to the place where i belong. [not west] virginia, mountain momma
  8. 8. but traveling ain’t cheapfor those of us living on pipe dreams and string beans
  9. 9. that’s where the beauty of the bus comes in.
  10. 10. One plane ticket to Virginia = four bus tickets to virginia sounds like a good deal right?
  11. 11. what they don’t tell you:one bus ticket = five-six hours of pure regret
  12. 12. imagine YOUR DREAM BUS BUDDYnow picture their opposite AND YOU’VE NOW MET EVERY PERSON I’VE EVER SAT NEXT TO ON THE BUS.
  13. 13. the hair twirlertwel twirls per minute ve
  14. 14. the ‘omg’ girlone ‘omg’ to every five ‘likes’ my soul died before her blackberry battery.
  15. 15. the peanut bladder in the window seatthree pokes on the shoulder per hour poke. poke. poke. poke. poke. poke. poke. poke. poke. poke. poke. poke. five hours poke. poke. poke.
  16. 16. the cheap ear bud guytwo old EMINEM ALBUMS ON REPEAT.
  17. 17. the SOUP MANTWO SPILLS AND LOTS OF SLURP, SLURP, SLURPING CHICKEN NOODLE >TOMATO
  18. 18. THE QUESTION LADY?????????????????????????????? ONE QUICK QUESTION. FOLLOWED BY ONE MORE QUESTION. OH AND ONE MORE. AND LAST ONE. OH, I FORGOT TO ASK ONE LAST LAST THING.
  19. 19. BY THE TIME YOU GET OFF THE BUS,YOU ARE SO PHYSICALL EXHAUSTED Y
  20. 20. FROM THE OVERSTIMULATION OFBEING SURROUNDED BY CRAZIES
  21. 21. THAT YOU FORGET EVERYTHING
  22. 22. AND THUS CONTINUE TO REPEAT THE CYCLE
  23. 23. OF A BUS BUM.

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