where, oh where did wearables
go?

mine ended up in the
junk drawer

sitting alongside an old Tamagatchi

surely a sign, these devices
were doomed

until I discovered a magical
place where wearables are thriving

where they have their own
groupies

they’re worn by parents and
kids (heck, even the rodents got on board)

the wearables went to the
happiest place on earth

and were gifted the name
“MagicBand”

say it with me, “MagicBand”

the $$$$$$ just rolls off
your tongue

Disney cracked the winning wearables
formula

you can buy that set
of Minnie ears (that will guarantee you at least 5 s on Instagram) with your MagicBand…

unlock your hotel room (after
a few too many Hakuna Matata cocktails)

cut in front of the
poor kids waiting in the ridiculously long Space Mountain line, guilt free

be identifiable, in case of
a magical emergency (sometimes Goofy bites)

and accessorise to your inner
10 year old heart’s delight

the MagicBand transforms your vacation
experience into an effortless wave of the wrist

it’s a band that does
your bidding

I tried this out with
my old battery drained Jawbone UP

and I ended up *accidentally*
hitting my boyfriend in the face

I think it’s time to
put these babies on ebay

and start saving for Florida,
baby.

MagicBand me.

Wocka wocka wocka!