The results of an heir poll, a stunning elopement, and a startling reveal.

1. The Squeaky Clean Legacy
By Professor Butters
Chapter 7.2: Love Vs. Duty

2. Welcome to part two of the University chapters of the Squeaky Clean Legacy, the home of girls,
pink, pathological cuteness, and no WooHoo except for Try For Baby. You'll want to check the
previous chapter for a Who's Who and a review of the rules. Right now, there are two potential
fourth generation Goodytwoshoes heiresses, and they both have a ballet fixation. The one on
the right, wearing a tiara, is Aurora, a Pleasure Sim named after the Sleeping Beauty ballet, and
she has a huge princess complex. The one on the left is her sister Giselle, a Popularity Sim,
much sweeter, but named after a character who dies of a broken heart by dancing herself to
death.
It's an anxious time as they await the results of the heir poll, but at least they can enjoy
themselves Smustlin' down at a family wedding.

3. If you remember, last chapter ended on a perilous emotional note for Giselle. Deeply in love with
my simself's son, Quintus Marius, and in despair because she cannot marry him, she went with
him to the Herculaneum Hotel, the most disreputable place in town. There Quintus tried to
persuade her that there was only one way out: to disqualify herself as the Squeaky Clean
Heiress by, um, ceasing to be Squeaky Clean.
Both were unaware that Quintus' brother Cassius, an evil Romance Sim with a grudge against
Squeaky Cleanliness and who owns the Herculaneum Hotel, had set the situation up as a trap.
He claimed to be doing it as a favor for his father, Flavius Marius, but in reality, he's just hoping
to ruin Giselle's life. Because, well, he's evil.

4. Giselle: I'm sorry, Quintus. Not this way. I love you, too, and I always will. But I could never bring
disgrace to my family. A Squeaky Clean heiress or potential heiress has never broken the family
rules before. My mother wouldn't like it. Grandpa Remington wouldn't have liked it. Great-
grandma Rosie always said that a Goodytwoshoes girl was supposed to be a very well-behaved
girl, and I have to be well-behaved, even if it hurts.
Quintus: Sigh. OK. I think the Marians have some kind of rule like that, too. If you ask me, it's
crazy, but I just want for you to be happy and for us to be together. Um--you're serious? Every
single girl in your family has been well-behaved?

5. Delightful: Until we got married, kiddo, yes.
Auntie Delightful to the rescue!
Delightful: Say, Giselle, what're you doing down here? Ah, forget it, I won't tell your mom. Just
remember, if I could follow the rules for heiresses, you can too. You up for Rock, Paper,
Scissors?
Delightful is telling the truth. A Romance Sim and what some might term a devout lesbian, she
didn't actually WooHoo until after the heir polls were over, she had "lost," and her husband
Professor Popularity had had an unfortunate "accident." She's been making up for it ever since.
___
*"Devout lesbian" shamelessly stolen from Joe Keenan's Puttin' on the Ritz, though there it is
"devout homosexual."

6. Delightful: Hey, Quintus! Nice meeting you. You sure are a lot easier on the eyes than your
brother Cassius over there. You sure you're really related?
Cassius: Dang it, what's wrong with Quintus? What's so hard about getting those people to quit
being Squeaky Clean? I'll WooHoo her myself if I've gotta!
I'm sure you would, but you're not going to get the opportunity.

7. Back at the Goodygirls Sorority, we've had to be careful because the ghost of Professor
Delusional haunts almost every night. She was a drama professor whack job--her face tells you
everything. She nearly ruined the relationship of Giselle and Aurora's mother and father when
Sunny was in college and so I sentenced her to death. She's been nothing but an annoyance up
till now, when she just scared the pee out of a cheerleader. Thanks!
Ghost of Professor Delusional: Bwahahaha!

8. Giselle's older sister Aurora has been seeing Spencer Fitzhugh from smoothiequeen87's
Fitzhugh Legacy. He's a Romance Sim, which is playing with fire for this particular Legacy, but
Aurora is a Pleasure Sim and she likes him--makes that loves him--with a three-bolt passion
she's never felt for anybody but herself before.
Careful, Spencer. You woke the Sleeping Beauty up, but now you have to keep her.

9. Spencer: Oh, cool, a photo booth! Hmm. . .I wonder why Aurora's asking me into the photo
booth?
To take a picture, Spencer. That's all it ever is around here. Sorry.

10. Spencer: Oh--my heart's in my mouth.
Yeah, I know. I can't tell if you're happy or if you're going to lose your Lobster Thermidor.
Spencer: I'm so excited. No, I'm scared. No, I'm excited. No, I'm scared.

11. But, in fact, he said yes--and took a huge aspirational hit.
Spencer: If I hang onto her and don't let go, maybe I won't fall apart.
Poor Spencer. You may have a hard road coming up. Maybe there's something we can do for
you.

12. Aurora: Spencer, darling, I know you want to meet someone new, so here is Flavius Marius, the
Sim who's married to the Legacy author's simself. He is a Roman, he is Popularity, and he is a
dork. You needn't speak to him again, of course. Are you feeling better?
Flavius: I wasn't even rolling the want to meet someone new.
Yeah, but you're a good sport about it anyway. Don't worry, Aurora will get her comeuppance.

13. Missy, we're arresting you on the charge of being a stuck up princessy little snob. Don't make
me use the Tazer.
Meanwhile, over at the Patrician House, Flavius is trying to talk sense into his sons, one of
whom has to take on being the Marian heir.

14. Flavius: Quintus, I worked really, really hard to be mayor. I don't think I even made my own LTW
in *Ten Caesars*, the legacy I'm originally from. And here I had to be a Hall of Famer first, which
is what you want for yourself. Do you understand? This is really important to me.
Quintus: I'm Fortune, Dad. And I've got no time for all that "first you make three best friends"
nonsense and that stupid "Romans vs. Squeaky Cleans" cultural war. You know what you can
do with politics, as far as I'm concerned?

15. Flavius: But one of you has to get married and have kids! Male kids! We're Roman--we're
patrilineal, remember?
Quintus: I bet Mom remembers. She's the one who had to have all the babies. Forget it, Dad. If I
can't marry Giselle, I'm not getting married at all—try that on! And there's nothing you can do
about it. You'd better try Cassius or Min.
We've seen Cassius' capacity for evil--not promising for parenthood--and as for Min. . .

16. Oh, yeah. Min would be a really good choice.
He is the dorkiest of the three Marian boys, and he'll probably be able to manage being a
Celebrity Chef. But he's a classic Sag Pleasure Sim--sloppy, playful, and not very bright. He has
to use Influence to get his term papers done, so there are nearly constant parties, at which he
pranks everyone in sight.
Ephemeral Toast is a pal and is always invited to parties. In fact, Min has a huge crush on her,
so when he rolled the want to prank, I let him prank her. She'll hate him now, right? I mean, my
simself would.
ET: BZZZbllllpbbt! Ah hah hah! Min, that was freakin' hilarious!

17. ET: What a gasser! Hey, Min, look over there!
Min: Huh?
*sploosh*

18. Min and ET: Ahahhaha! Hee hee hee! *SNORT* hee hee hee oh stop, hee hee.
Min: I'm totally soaked now! That was GREAT! Hey, go prank Stacie. She's an old buddy of
mine. She'll love it!

19. But Stacie didn't love it. She's one of Aurora and Giselle's cousins, Moonbeam and Kent's
daughter, and a member of the Goodygirls Sorority, and she didn't like being ventrilofarted. She
poked Toast instead, and that was a mistake.
ET: How dare you not laugh at my ventrilofart prank! You'd better develop a sense of humor
around me fast, girl, because nasty things happen to people who don't! Pokitty poke!
Stacie, I've read Toast's Bachelor Challenge. You're lucky you're only getting poked.

20. Soon, however, all was back to normal.
Toast: Hey, Min, look over there!
Min: Huh?
Simself Me: That certainly must be terribly amusing if that's the sort of thing you like. Still, I'm not
convinced that Min should be having children when he's a big kid himself.
ET: Pleasure Sims don't like babies. Take it from me. Those baby thought bubbles are just
broken Maxis coding.
Well, that's good to know.
_____
Paraphased from an actual PM.

21. It's almost time for Aurora and Giselle's Aunts Grace and Charity to graduate, and Grace can't
resist bragging a bit about her accomplishments in college.
Grace: I have five simultaneous lovers, Rubbersushi. Oh, yes, and a 4.0 average, too.
Grace, like her sister Delightful, is a Romance Sim, but she's usually more subtle about it.

22. Grace: I don't remember meeting you before, but I love meeting new people!
Denise: I'm glad you're happy about it, Grace, but I'm Family and I write an even stricter Legacy
than Professor Butters does, so meeting me is all you'll get to do.
Don't worry, Denise. Grace likes boys anyway. But it's time for her graduation party.
____
Denise, aka avidreader, is the author of the Puritanical Green Thumb Legacy, which in addition
to only allowing girls to inherit and Strict Family Values, is True Love, Green Thumb, and Living
Very Large.

23. Grace grew up into an outfit very suitable for a highly fit Romance Sim, and moved back to
Pleasantview.

24. She was shortly joined by her twin sister Charity, a Knowledge Sim, and Charity's fiance Dominic
the Llama Guy. Charity promised to stick to a strict Llamatarian lifestyle once they were married
and it looks as though she's taking that seriously.

25. Dominic, you know, it is possible to over-do the Llama thing.
Dominic: Over-do Llamatarianism? Never!
And thus began The Wedding That Happened Twice.

26. Charity, you're taking Dominic's last name? That makes you Charity Grundstrom.
Charity: Is that worse than Charity Goodytwoshoes?
And I notice you're not wearing the llama stuff anymore.
Dominic: Not true. Our wedding outfits are made of the finest white llama wool.
Isn't that hot and itchy?

27. In attendance: Charity's older sisters Delightful and current heiress Sunny Goodytwoshoes;
Grace, and Denise Jacquet, who crashed the party, and Aurora and Giselle . . .

28. And Fireflower314/De, Cassius' wife and the author of the Morgan Legacy, who arrived in the
Welcome Wagon and stayed. De, maybe you should be at home keeping an eye on Cassius.
De: Really? Why?

29. And Aurora and Giselle's cousin Kimberleigh, Stacie's twin sister.
Kimberleigh: I feel so underdressed.

30. Dominic: What happened?
Beats me. You got into the limo while Charity ran in the house to answer the phone. She couldn't
get in the limo and you were stuck there, so I deleted the limo. Then it turned out that the master
bedroom in this stupid Maxis house is so small that you can't both get into a double bed, so I
knocked out a wall. And somehow, when I did, I also deleted Charity, leaving you with no wife
and a Romance Sim sister-in-law.
**Exit without saving**

31. De: I have to go to this wedding again?
Yeah, I know, I don't want to throw it again either, but I can't help it. I like Charity, even if she and
Dominic are nuts.

32. Second round of wedding Smustlin', only this time there's no buffet and no champagne.

33. Dominic: It worked? We get to go on the honeymoon this time?
Yes, you do, bless your little Family Sim heart. Have fun!
It's definitely wedding and graduation season. At the Vestals, the Roman girl's house, there's
romance afoot too.

34. Oh, yick! When I said "romance,' I didn't mean Romance Sim romance, but I guess that's
expecting too much from my simself's family--the Squeaky Clean author produces evil Romance
Sims. Flavia, you had to major in Literature and romance your professor?
Flavia: Yeah. I knew it would really, really bug you!

35. Not as badly as this does. You rolled the want to propose to your Literature Professor, Professor
Gullible. And he's a Knowledge Sim, like my simself, the poor man. Maybe he deserves it for
getting involved with a student in the first place.

36. Flavia: Look, Mom! I've got a bad memory!
Yes, and now you're engaged to this poor excuse for a professor and I have no idea what to do
about it. Thanks a bundle, kid.
At least her younger sister Tertia is more reasonable, but she's a Family Sim and wanted her
first kiss and kept bugging me until she got it.

37. Llama Guy: Uh, this isn't what it looks like. Dominic's retired. I'm the replacement Llama Guy.
Is it really consistent with Llamatarianism to chew a girl's face off?

38. Marcellus already proposed to my daughter Minora, so they're just waiting for graduation to get
married and set up household together as Master Criminals. Between getting engaged to the
only available Roman in town and picking the same LTW as her mom, Minora continues to be a
parental kissup. Although---

39. Minora, if you get into the taxi quickly, I will make sure your father never sees that you grew up in
pink. I think he'd blow a fuse.
I can only stand throwing so many parties, so Minora took a taxi straight back to Pleasantview,
but Marcellus got a graduation party.

40. Marcellus: Look at me! I grew up brown!
Yes, it doesn't suit your colorful personality, somehow. Back to Pleasantview with you.

41. Quintus: Everybody's getting engaged or married or something.
Sim Me: Not Min.
Quintus: Well, no, not Min, he's a dork--but why can't I get engaged to Giselle? I've been
wanting to for years now. Can't you make sure she loses the heir poll?
Sim Me: Quintus, I am going to tell you what I told your father the last time there was an heir
poll. I do not cook heir polls. We'll all have to wait and see.

42. Marcellus: I want to buy a bathtub. I want to buy a toilet. I want to buy a countertop worth at least
500 Simoleans. I want to buy a car.
Well, you aren't getting any of them right now. Because when I went back to finish building your
lot, neither it nor you were there. You disappeared right off the map. Luckily, you were still on
Flavius' call list, so I moved you in with us, out on your own, and into another house. Take 2!

43. *This* wedding is about as Roman as you can get. Roman bride, Roman groom, Roman
guests--although my simself isn't really Roman, I suppose--and Villa Marius across the street.

44. And Minora Marius becomes Minora Caesar. There ought to be one Caesar family, don't you
think, in among all those Marians?
Flavius: Wow! My grandkids are going to be Caesars!
Try not to let it go to your head, dear.

45. But because I cannot throw a glitch-free wedding, Marcellus had to click twice on the wedding
arch, and *some people* weren't bright enough to stay put.
Flavius and Quintus: Hey! You stole my chair!

46. Flavius: This is a really nice wedding, Quintus. Very, very Roman. And Minora and Marcellus
seem to be very happy. Have you thought about marrying your cousin Scribonia?
Quintus: No, Dad, lay off me. I'm not speaking to you.

47. Flavius: Hmm. . .if you're so lukewarm on Scribonia, how come you keep following her around
and heartfarting her? And look, you're best friends!
Quintus: I already said I'm not speaking to you, Dad.

48. Well, well, look who strolled up late in the proceedings. It's nice of you to come by and give the
wedding your blessings, Ben, considering the groom and the bride's Dad are from your Legacy.
Or is that what you're doing?
Ben: Eeeew! Flavia is the ugliest girl I've ever seen!
Well. . . it's the thought that counts. How are the cats you bought from Delightful last chapter
doing? Centurion pay enough to keep them in kibble?

49. This wedding was an easy roofraiser. Have a good time on your honeymoon, Marcellus, and um,
don't answer the phone on your way out the door, ok?

50. Marcellus and Minora are easily one of the most attractive couples in my game. I'm beginning to
be worried about overpopulation, but it's awfully tempting to let them have at least one kid,
though to be honest, they haven't rolled the want for one. And now I'm getting out of their
bedroom, because mother-in-laws snapping photos of the wedding night are kind of eewy.

51. Back at the Goodygirls Sorority, it's a typical day, with blond Goodygirls lounging around in front
of a lilac house with a Greek letter on it that reminds me of something from ninth-grade health
class.

52. Inside, we've completed the generation four portraits. Left to right, Aurora, Giselle, and their
cousins Stacie and Kimberleigh.

53. Aurora: Thank you for helping to skill me in charisma, Giselle! I wish I could skill you in cooking. I
suppose we both ought to be prepared to be heiress.
Giselle: Thanks, but. . .it's ok if I'm not heiress, actually.
Now why would that be?

54. Quintus: Giselle, I don't care what my father or your mother say. I don't care about Legacy rules
or heirships or anything. Promise you'll marry me, no matter what. We can run away to
Strangetown if we have to!
Augh! No, Quintus, you can't do that!
You'll crash my game!

55. Giselle: Oh, Quintus! You can't! I mustn't! I shouldn't!

56. Giselle: But how can I resist?

57. Giselle hasn't forgotten about her duties to the sorority, though.
Giselle: Oh, hi! I think Auntie Delightful's talked about you.
Cute Blond Chick # Whatever: She has?
Giselle: Yes. She said something about having a nice time, said you'd know what she meant. I
notice you're also still a pledge. Would you write my term paper?

58. Moonbeam and Kent's girls have terrible taste in men, or maybe it's just the bad luck of what the
matchmaker throws them. Kimberleigh here got the Slob, one big bundle of plate-farting fun.

59. Stacie annoys me even more because she farts on plates herself. I waited until she was
teetering on red to get her an actual date.

60. Stacie: Who's this guy?
Ironically, he's this chapter's placeholder.
Stuart: Hey! I resent that! I have a fascinating backstory all connected with Downtown and
Gothier Green Lawns and the Tricou family and . . .
Hush. Here you are just Stacie's date.

61. The date was only ok, but. . .
Stuart: Why, I'd love to join your sorority!
See, Stacie, it never hurts to acquire gentlemen friends, even if things don't turn out the way you
hoped they would. At least he's good for a term paper.

62. Stuart joins on the day the Goodygirls throws the biggest and most successful toga party in its
history, and joins in once Stacie's term paper is done. I simply let things go their own way.

63. Spencer comes over for a date with Aurora and stays for the party.

64. Quintus sneaks his way onto the guest list.

65. Stacie scores her first kiss off of Stuart. Now, wasn't that a pleasant surprise, Stacie? I would
have sworn you were barking up the wrong tree for that.

66. Giselle: Aw, Auntie Delightful--did you come all alone? That's not right. Would you like to talk to
one of my friends?

67. Delightful, look behind you.
Delightful: Not. . . not. . .
Yes, it's Heather Huffington, the ultimate Cute Blond Chick and easy as the bunny slopes.
Delightful: Now I can die a happy woman.

68. Heather: So, like, I've been in the other sorority since your grandma's time, but I'm still kind of
undecided about my life and everything, you know?
Delightful: I would be thrilled to help with that.
It's the last party for Giselle. She is getting zoomed through, because it's pretty obvious who won
the heir polls and why.

69. Aurora, you won.
Aurora: Because everybody liked me best?
No, I think it was really because everybody liked Giselle best and wanted her to be happy.
Aurora: You mean, nobody voted for me, really?
Not quite. A few people find your arrogance amusing.

70. Giselle, you don't look happy.
Giselle: Well, I'll miss the sorority and the Legacy house. . .and what if our parents still don't
want Quintus and me to get married?
That might be difficult, yes. But first, let me announce the results of the Marian heir poll.

71. Cassius, snookums, you're it. You and De now get to Try For Baby until you have at least two
boys. You'll have your very own subplot. Won't that be fun?

72. Doesn't he look thrilled?

73. Cassius: Yeah, well, Ma, you know where you can put your subplot. I told you, I am *not* gonna
Try For any danged Baby.

74. Flavius: Congratulations, Cassius! You're the Marian heir! You get to Try For Baby!
Cassius: Dad, you *promised* me at the end of the Bachelor Challenge. No Try For Baby!
Flavius: Uh, actually, no I didn't. I said that you wouldn't be stuck with *only* Try For Baby. I
never said you would never have to Try For Baby. There's a difference.
Cassius: Well, I'd like to see you try and make me!

75. De: You're going about this in completely the wrong way.
No doubt we are--we're the little monster's parents. I'm sure you can manage him somehow.
De: I don't have to *tell* Cassius it's Try For Baby, do I? Yay for genetic experiments!

76. De: Sigh. This is harder than I thought.
Cassius: No kiddin', baby, five times in a row is a lot even for me.
And in the hot tub. And in the bed. And in the photobooth. And back to the bed. Then back to the
hot tub. And no bleepin' lullaby. Cassius evidently has access to some sort of infalliable male
Sim birth control that real guys would kill to get hold of. However, even Cassius cannot hold out
against Boolprop.
De: Thank you. That was a little tiring.

77. De, if you have to ask the question, you already know the answer.

78. Cassius: What on earth has De been doing to the poor toilet?
Maxed neat Scorpio Sim, more concerned about the plumbing than his wife. How nice.

79. Cassius: Hey, De, when you're done with that thing, stick it on the floor and get over here.

80. Hurray, De! Marian male kid on the first try! Well, maybe not the first try, but . . .
This is Septimus Marius. Obviously brown hair and brown eyes like both parents; impossible to
know what the personality or facial feature are like yet. He's just a blob with potential.
Awww. He's my grandblob. I doubt that Cassius is going to be a great father, so we should
probably get you a little help, De. I think I'll call in a favor from an old friend.
Back to some other Marians.

81. Quintus: "What's This?"
This, Quintus, is the little item that will enable you to speed through college, and it's perfectly
cool for you to use it, as 1) you're now officially a spare and 2) we're Romans, darling, and we
cheat.

82. Min: Uh, hi. My twin brother is gonna graduate from college a lot faster than me and I'm happy
for him, but I'll be all by myself and I'm feeling a little sad. Can you come over and play?

83. Min: Thanks, Toast! I feel better already!
ET: Blllzzzzpt!

84. ET: That was freakin' hilarious! Hey, look over there!
Min: What?
*sploosh*

85. ET: Oh, NO. Everybody's been sticking me in the hot tub and goosing me and making me have
babies and heaven knows what this week. Don't tell me I have to deal with you, too.
Min: Uh, actually, all I was rolling was the want to soak in the hot tub cause we're both Pleasure
Sims. But I can think of something else cool to do if you want.

86. Wheee! Hurray!
Min, I'm gonna miss you, but the bright side is that you get to hang out here playing and having
fun until the second load of Marian boys gets ready to come to college.
Min: As long as Toast comes over and plays kicky bag with me, fine!

87. Quintus: I hate this house, and I hate hate hate these clothes.
We can fix both. I am about to give a whole new meaning to the term "motherlode."

88. Is this better? Looks like all you need is a change of clothes--and the girl, of course.

89. Kimberleigh: Bye-bye, Giselle! Good luck!

90. Quintus: Let's get married right away. Right here, right now.
Giselle: Oh, Quintus--I think we should at least call our parents and give them a chance. At least
we can say we tried. Please?

91. And look who's the first one in through the door.

92. Giselle Goodytwoshoes becomes Giselle Marius. Charity's right--there are plenty of
Goodytwoshoes around town. But how do their parents feel about this?

93. They're, uh--applauding?

94. Sunny, Flavius, and Publius: Yay, kids!
Hmm--well, I guess that Sunny and Flavius decided despite their mutual dislike to bury the
hatchet because of their children's happiness, and. . .

95. No?
Flavius: Come here, Sunny. Missed you, girl. How have you been?
This wedding will now be interrupted by the following special programming.

96. Flavius: Prof, I'm shocked. What on earth has gotten into you?
I wear Roman stuff all the time, Flavius, and tonight I want to wear my own ancestral clothing.
I'm part Egyptian, you know.
Flavius: I keep forgetting that.
Besides, look at how she's dressed!

97. Dita Von Teese: And the Simmy Award for Best Supporting Male Actor goes to. . .

98. . . .Flavius Marius, in the classic role of Roman Heavy Father!

99. Flavius: Thank you, Dita! I don't remember what branch of the entertainment industry you said
you were in, but never mind. I'm just thrilled to accept this award. It's even worth wearing these
oddly constraining garments. I honestly had no idea that so many people would find my
performance believable!
Obviously, I couldn't have done this without help, and I'd like to thank my pals, the Roman
playwrights Terence and Plautus, for writing such a convincing character for me. I suppose you'd
all like a little behind-the-scenes-glimpse, so here is what really happened.

100. So, Publius, we're cousins, we're next-door neighbors--and I hear you and Sunny have had two
beautiful daughters. I've got two sons now. We both need heirs and we ought to be thinking
about the future. Maybe one of your daughters, one of my sons--what do you say?

101. Publius: Hmm. Yeah, Flavius, maybe that would be a good idea. I always thought you were kind
of a dunce, but then I got to thinking, you're married to the Legacy author, you're doing almost as
well as I am--maybe you're not as stupid as you look.
Flavius: I'm going to pretend you didn't say that, but I'm using up all three of my nice points on it.

102. Flavius: But wait a minute--how are they going to meet? I can't just say, "hey, kid, there's this
great girl I want you to meet. . ."
Publius: "I'm an old friend of her Mom's, she's a distant relative, and she's also the girl next
door." That won't fly. Maybe we should forget about it.
Flavius: No, I think I can come up with something. The Prof's a drama professor--
Publius: You mean she's one of those airheads who gets the "lost best friend" thing over her
head every time you say hello?
Flavius: No, she's a real drama professor. Just leave it to me.

103. The Prof's gotta have something around here that'll work. Plays are all plots, right?
Hmmm. . . .Romeo and Juliet. . .nah. That's way too gooey. Oh, cool, she's got Roman plays!
Plautus, Terence--boy, oh boy, Aulularia, that's a rip-snorter. I could pick up some character tips
from that. But I still need a plot.
___
Plautus' Aulularia, or The Pot of Gold, is the source for grouchy old father types from Moliere's
The Miser to Hello, Dolly.

104. Flavius: Darn it, the bad part about libraries is that you have to read!

105. Ah, heck, I'll just Google it.
You do realize that if you were one of my actual students, I would probably flunk you on the
assignment?
Flavius: Nah, I'll go back and read the play, I just need to figure out which. . .aha! Got it!

106. Publius? Yeah, I found something! It's sure fire. Just pass a few tips on to Sunny for me, ok? Tell
her to . . . (inaudible). . . and make sure she doesn't slip up and call me in front of the kids. I
know exactly what to do next!

107. Flavius: Grrr! Growl! I hate those Goodytwoshoes! Yeah, because they're all. . . pink and stuff.
Hold it. That was all an act? You were just pretending to be mad at Sunny and Publius so your
kids would rebel and fall in love?
Flavius: Well, I could do without the pink, and I still prefer being Roman, and Sunny did hurt my
feelings a little, but c'mon. We're both Popularity, we love having best friends--you thought we'd
hold a grudge this long? I mean--whoops--"stay on your own side, you--you Goodytwoshoes,
you! Kids, I don't want you associating with them, ever, got that? This is your paterfamilias
speaking! It's an order!"
Yes, come to think of it, I wonder why I ever thought this was convincing.

108. Flavius and Publius: Hee hee hee! We're so brilliant!
Yes, thanks, guys. I don't suppose you ever thought to check up on Legacy rules?
Publius: Um, no. . .I just go on Boolprop . . .
For business tips and to meet girls, I know. Why didn't you check, Flavius?
Flavius: Huh? I only read a few fun Legacies and check in on *Ten Caesars* to see if I'm dead
yet. You mean there are rules?
Yes, only the first cardinal rule of Legacies: heirs can't marry playables! Do you idiots realize
how close this came to wrecking everyone's life?

109. Flavius: Uh-oh. I am in a bundle of trouble now.
Yes, I think you need a minder. The question is who?

110. Dita Von Teese: That's it? You downloaded me just to give a nonexistent award to a nonexistent
Roman?
That's right. Boom Boom, I really don't remember inviting you. When did you get here?
Boom Boom: The Boominator is no fool. That Dita is one foxy kitten.
____
Boom Boom is from Ephemeral Toast's Apocalypso A Go Go and I honestly *don't* remember
inviting him.

111. Back to the wedding.
Publius and Flavius: We did it!

112. The wedding's a roaring success, despite having been scheduled on Super Bowl Sunday.

113. The groom's parents dance. . .

114. There's the traditional Kicky Bag With Mother In Law--

115. A little catching up on family news. . .
Sunny: So, Flavius, I forgot to ask you--are you dead yet?
Flavius: Not sure.

116. De: Sniff. I love weddings.

117. Giselle, you got a happy ending no one really expected, not even me. You're married to the man
of your dreams, and you've had your roofraiser wedding--so what's that in your want panel?
Giselle: I want to be friends with my mother in law.
Aw. Gulp. Ahem, anyway--that's all for the University Chapters of the Squeaky Clean Legacy.
When we next see you, we'll be following Aurora in her new role as fourth generation heiress.
Can a Romance Sim and a Pleasure Sim keep it Squeaky Clean? Will Delightful get with
Heather Huffington? Will Wolf Gal eat Charity's Llama Guy? Is Cassius going to drop the family
rivalry that easily?

118. Cassius: Oobie-boobie, Lollipop! Who's a cute girl kitty. . .uh, dang.
Ben, can you explain what your cat is doing in the Crypt O Night Club?
Credits:
This chapter is dedicated to Professor Mom, who told me the story of the musical The
Fantasticks when I was still a toddler. I have shamelessly ripped off the plot, but that's ok,
because the authors ripped it off Edmond Rostand's Les Romanesques first.
Simselves--Blite27, Ten Caesars; Rubbersushi, Apocalypse Now and Hair Legacy; avidreader,
Puritanical Green Thumb, and Ephemeral Toast, Apocalypso A Go Go and Uranium's Bachelor
Challenge.
Legacy characters: Flavius and Cassius Marius and Publius Numantius Scipio on permaloan
from *Ten Caesars*; Spencer Fitzhugh from smoothiequeen's Fitzhugh Legacy.
Tons of awesome CC, but the most important from Alexasrosa (Roman and Egyptian outfits)
Salixtree on Parsimonius (Minora's wedding dress), ballerina dresses by SussiisSoGood on
MTS2, and a lot from All-About-Style. And Happy Simming!