This document is the first chapter of "The Squeaky Clean Legacy" by Professor Butters. It introduces the founder, Rosie Goodytwoshoes, a student at Sim State pursuing her MRS degree. She meets and falls for Shane Hiaat after an unsuccessful date. Rosie and Shane get engaged quickly despite her nearly going on a date with Anthony Chin after meeting Shane. Rosie remains focused on having a faithful marriage and many children to continue her legacy.

1. The Squeaky Clean Legacy
By Professor Butters
Chapter One

2. This
is
an
archive
of
the
Squeaky
Clean
Legacy,
by
Professor
Bu<ers,
which
finished
in
January
of
2011.
Like
many
legacies,
it
started
out
bumpy.
There
are
plumbbobs
and
walls
down
in
the
pictures,
and
it
began
as
a
not
parGcularly
striking
observaGonal
legacy.
It
improved
as
it
went
along,
so
if
you
sGck
with
it,
it
will
pay
off,
or
at
least
I
think
so.
I’ve
considered
re-­‐wriGng
the
first
seven
or
so
chapters,
but
the
pictures
aren’t
THAT
good,
and
there’s
not
a
lot
to
say.
So
for
now,
this
is
it,
I’m
afraid.
The
legacy
began
as
Strong
Family
Values—only
marital
Woohoo,
and
only
Try
For
Baby–
and
Matriarchy—only
girls
could
inherit.
As
Gme
went
along,
we
added
toymaking,
cat
breeding,
and
as
much
pink
as
humanly
possible.
Well,
the
pink
was
with
us
from
the
beginning,
as
you
shall
see.
We
also
had
free-­‐floaGng
ghosts,
but
they
turned
out
not
to
be
much
of
a
problem.

3. Meet
Rosie
Goodytwoshoes,
the
Founder
of
the
Squeaky
Clean
Legacy.
She's
at
Sim
State,
going
for
her
M.R.S.
degree.

4. Why
do
daisies
bum
you
out?

5. SiYng
around
in
the
retro
diner
suited
Rosie’s
personality,
but
did
not
assist
her
in
meeGng
boys.

6. An
iniGal
a<empt
chaYng
up
this
guy
did
not
work
out
well,
despite
his
cute
sweaters.
There
was
no
chemistry,
and
it
turned
out
he
had
a
thing
for
the
li<le
old
lady
who
worked
in
the
kitchen.

7. Why,
yes,
being
a
llama
mascot
is
a
good
job.
Why
do
you
ask?

8. Eventually
Rosie
met
the
man
of
her
dreams
while
earning
Body
points
for
her
major.
There
behind
her
in
the
green
sweats
was
Shane
Hia<,
a
Family
Sim
with
whom
she
had
triple
bolt
chemistry.

9. A
return
to
the
retro
diner-­‐-­‐

10. Along
with
some
slow
dancing
made
up
Rosie’s
mind
that
here
was
The
One.

11. Rosie
and
Shane
became
engaged
in
an
embarrassingly
short
period
of
Gme.
Perhaps
this
was
unsurprising,
as
she
really
was
going
for
her
MRS.
Degree
and
only
went
to
college
in
the
first
place
to
meet
a
good
husband.

12. She
very
much
wanted
to
drop
out
and
start
having
babies
in
her
Legacy
House,
but
a
Mysterious
Force
compelled
her
to
stay
and
finish
her
educaGon:
an
educaGon
she
had
no
intenGon
of
using
and
never
did
use.

13. She
did
have
some
vague
plan
to
use
her
natural
blond
good
looks
to
go
into
show
business,
but
she
didn’t
really
put
much
effort
into
it.

14. Nearly
unbelievably,
she
went
on
a
safety
date
with
Anthony
Chin
a`er
she
got
engaged
to
Shane.
Antony
had
called
her
every
single
day.
The
date
was
a
dud.
Rosie
and
all
who
knew
her
were
relieved.

15. Anthony
wasn’t
all
that
nice.
Even
this
cute
li<le
hosGle
destrucGve
ki<y
didn't
like
him,
and
you
know
what
judges
of
character
cats
are.
Despite
having
a
cruddy
date
and
sending
her
a
nasty
note,
he
sGll
called
Rosie
every
day.
She
hung
up
on
him.

16. Shane
was,
quite
literally,
the
man
of
her
dreams,
proving
that
neither
she
nor
I
were
tempted
by
the
shallowness
of
looks.

17. When
she
was
not
thinking
about
Shane,
she
was
thinking
about
this
all
the
Gme.
The
incenGve
for
her
drive
to
have
a
faithful
marriage
and
many
children,
to
insGll
Rose
Pink
everywhere
she
could,
to
raise
cats,
and
to
Be
Good,
was
not
understood
for
many
generaGons,
and
may
not
even
have
been
clear
to
Rosie
herself.

18. Most
of
the
rest
of
college
passed
earning
some
basic
skills
and
going
on
pleasant
dates
with
Shane.

19. Rosie
was
Clean,
but
not
anGsepGc.
Naturally
she
wanted
to
WooHoo
the
man
she
loved
and
intended
to
marry,
but
the
enGre
purpose
of
her
heritage
depended
on
self
control.
And
they
would
have
the
rest
of
their
lives
together.

20. GraduaGon!
Time
for
a
party!

21. Hey,
Dominic,
let's
smustle!
You're
kinda
cute
without
that
llama
suit
on.

22. Yes,
Dominic,
I'm
thrilled
to
be
your
new
best
friend!
Only
don't
try
any
funny
stuff.
Shane
looks
like
he
might
get
pissed.

23. Right
from
the
beginning,
Rosie
insisted
on
a
Basic
Legacy
house
that
tended
strongly
toward
the
Barbie
Dream
House.
This
is
what
you
can
do
with
20,000
and
a
big
lot
and
sGll
have
a
li<le
bit
le`
over.
You'll
noGce
that
everything
is
aggressively
pink.

24. This
is
called
"stuffing
the
hope
chest."
This
is
all
stuff
Rosie
bought
her
last
semester
at
Sim
State
University,
because
she
knew
that
she
would
be
geYng
married.
I
couldn't
find
that
this
was
against
the
rules.
Most
of
it
she
kept,
but
that
bust
was
a
post-­‐date
gi`
from
Shane
and
it
brought
in
a
nice
chunk
of
change.

25. Rosie
also
changed
and
beauGfied
her
appearance
for
a
career
in
show
biz.
Off
with
the
glasses,
a
Gme-­‐honored
technique
in
the
movies.

26. Why,
Miss
Goodytwoshoes,
you're
beauGful!

27. Here
comes
Shane
Hia<,
fresh
from
Rosie's
graduaGon.

28. Sort
of
a
predictable
greeGng.

29. Shane
zaps
from
Young
Adult
to
Adult!

30. SHAZAMM!

31. Oh,
ewww!

32. But.
.
.we
lucked
out!
Turns
out
Shane
has
a
family
aspiraGon,
unlike
his
lookalike
at
Academie
La
Tour,
and
he
brought
a
very
respectable
15,000
with
him,
and
a
gold
toymaker's
talent
badge,
too!
His
LTW
to
graduate
three
kids
from
Uni.
will
work
very
nicely
with
Rosie's
to
marry
six
kids.
Rosie
picked
well.
Good
thing,
as
she
would
have
had
to
marry
him
no
ma<er
what.

33. Here's
the
remodel.
I
sure
hope
Shane
likes
pink.

34. Remodel,
walls
down.
I
mean
everything's
pink,
giving
off
estrogen
fumes.

35. Whoops!
We
almost
collected
our
first
starvaGon
ghost
the
first
day!
Gilbert
Jacquet
went
to
the
loo
and
with
the
extra
Simoleans
from
Shane,
I
thought
I'd
make
the
bathroom
private.
And
I
forgot
to
put
in
a
door!

36. I
guess
Shane
does
like
pink.

37. Married!
Wahooie!

38. Wow,
I
love
cuYng
my
wedding
cake
with
a
guest
list
almost
totally
made
up
of
random
strangers!
For
some
reason,
the
Jacquets
always
turn
up
at
weddings,
invited
or
not.
Maybe
they're
just
trolling
for
food.

39. Eat
up!
Num,
num!

40. Cassandra
Goth
excuses
herself
a
bit
early.
They
were
well
on
their
way
to
having
a
roof
raiser
wedding,
but
I
sent
everyone
home,
so
it
came
out
as
a
"disaster."
My
fault,
not
theirs.

41. Rosie,
it's
not
polite
to
scream
when
you
see
your
new
husband
taking
a
bath.
He
might
take
it
the
wrong
way.

42. Shane,
it's
your
wedding
night.
Why
are
you
cleaning
the
tub
now?

43. See,
wasn't
that
more
fun
than
cleaning
the
tub?

44. Um,
Rosie,
interesGng
juxtaposiGon
there.
Yeah,
it's
Shane's.

45. The
new
ki<en,
Bonkers,
who
now
has
the
responsibility
of
being
the
Breed
Founder.
A
lot
to
put
on
a
small
gray
ki<en.

46. Why
is
the
television
always
on
in
this
house?

47. Shane
making
toys
that
are
mostly
pink.
It
seems
a
pity
to
waste
his
talent
badge,
though
right
now
he's
working
in
the
medical
career.

48. I
am
the
Mighty
Thor!

49. Rosie
tries
to
figure
out
the
cash
register
and
gets
the
first
bump
at
the
same
Gme.

50. The
first
bump.
ExciGng,
huh?

51. Fire!
Aiiiieeee!

52. Shane:
So,
Remington,
wanna
be
adopted
into
the
family?
You
look
like
you'd
go
with
the
decor.

53. Shane:
Or
you
could
come
in
as
a
pet.
We're
not
fussy.

54. Shane:
And
eventually
a
promising
future
as
a
resident
ghost!

55. Remington:
Well,
who
knows
what
the
future
may
hold?

56. New
addiGon
for
the
new
addiGon
to
the
family.

57. The
bump
gets
bigger!

58. It
really
does
look
like
they
came
right
on
Gme
for
Rosie,
doesn't
it?
Sadly,
it's
just
Shane
going
to
work.

59. Hey.
HEY!
Why
is
the
emergency
vehicle
driving
away?

60. Well,
you've
got
your
baby
now,
Rosie.
Is
it
just
me,
or
does
she
look
disappointed?
Meet
MorGmer
Goodytwoshoes.
This
is
a
Matriarchy,
so
he's
a
spare,
and
(probably
right
a`er
he's
married)
cannon
fodder.
MorGmer
is
named
a`er
the
character
in
The
FantasGcks
who
dies
for
a
living,
over
and
over,
but
you
can
imagine
he's
named
a`er
MorGmer
Goth,
if
you
want
to.

61. Time
to
put
MorGmer
in
his
crib.
.
.

62. And
I
think
you'd
be<er
zap
yourself
up.
You're
going
to
need
it.

63. Oooo,
yeah.
That's
be<er.

64. Remington
Harris
has
become
a
friend
and
something
of
a
fixture
at
meals,
though
plans
to
marry
him
to
one
of
Rosie's
future
daughters
are
stymied
by
his
table
manners.

65. Maybe
if
MorGmer
absorbs
enough
pink,
the
estrogen
will
get
to
him
and
he'll
be
a
girl
a`er
all.

66. Here
is
Shane,
finally
holding
his
own
first
son,
the
spare.
Does
he
know
he's
in
a
Matriarchy?
Is
that
why
he
wore
pink
to
the
wedding?
"Son,
run!
Well.
.
.
.run
later.

67. Well,
he
ought
to
grow
up
big
and
strong,
anyway.

68. And
with
that
final,
ominous
Gnkling
lullaby,
I
leave
you-­‐-­‐the
Goodytwoshoes
expect
another
pracGcally
before
MorGmer
is
done
being
a
baby.

69. And
what
of
Bonkers,
and
the
threat
to
his
empire?
Will
he
found
his
own
dynasty?
These
and
more
quesGons
to
be
answered.
UnGl
then.
.
.
happy
simming!