Romance and Romance Sims take over.

1. The Squeaky Clean Legacy
By Professor Butters
Chapter 8.1: Too much Romance

2. Don Lothario: Hello, Cassius Marius? This is Don. No, not Don the Zombie, Don Lothario. What
do you mean, you've never heard of me before? I'm the most famous Romance Sim in
Pleasantview!
Not now you aren't, Don. In fact, you've got some stiff competition.
Don L: Anyway, when my lot opened, I was supposed to call Nina Caliente, but for some reason
my want panel said I wanted to talk to you. So. . .

3. Don L: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. What do you mean, the Maxis-made characters never get played here
and it's all about you Romans? I never heard about that. Oh, sorry about the noise, that's the
maid. I don't know, the dialogue said I ought to hire a maid, but I don't see anything special
about him.
Sorry, Don. You and the Pleasants and the others are just placeholders here. You were
supposed to call up Nina and then hire a maid, and then there was supposed to be a slapfest
with Kaylynn Langerak. But she got married to my Legacy spare, Ralph Goodytwoshoes, so
your little soap opera is over before it starts. I wouldn't believe everything Cassius tells you,
either.

4. Instead, you get the Squeaky Clean Legacy, where we are devoted to girls, pink, fluffy adorable
cats, and no misbehavior of any kind whatsoever. We are about to turn things over to the
generation four heiress.
The two eligible girls this time were Giselle, a Popularity Sim, on the left, and Aurora, a Pleasure
Sim, on the right. Practically clones in looks and personality, they couldn't have turned out to be
more different, though both of them have a ballet complex. Aurora was voted heiress, but mostly
because the readers wanted Giselle to be happy.
And that should have been a cat on the cover, but that’s how generic Romance can get.

5. And happy she is, just married to the man she's always loved but was afraid she could never
marry, Quintus Marius, my simself's son. There is a cultural divide in Pleasantview between
Legacy-correct, Barbie Dream House, Squeaky Clean Pink, and the Romans who began taking
over from Blite 27's *Ten Caesars* Legacy at about the time Flavius Marius, my simself's
husband, arrived as a refugee.
Giselle and Quintus found themselves on opposite sides of that divide, but managed to
surmount all the obstacles in their way--or perhaps I should say, the obstacles weren't as great
as they imagined they were.

6. Aurora has fallen in love with Spencer Fitzhugh of smoothiequeen87's Fitzhugh Legacy. She's
Pleasure, as I said, and he is Romance. This may be very difficult for them, according to the
rules of Squeaky Clean:
There is no premarital or extramarital WooHoo.
Every WooHoo must be Try For Baby.
The heiress and her husband must Try For Baby until there are at least two girls.
They will also have to raise cute fluffy cats, Spencer will have to run the family toy business, and
they will have to live in a house so pink that it makes your eyes bleed to look at it.
They're going to need that three-bolt relationship to keep this one together.

7. The Roman line is descended from Flavius and my simself, and they're also represented by a
Romance Sim--Cassius Marius, my simself's son both in *Ten Caesars* and here--and a
Pleasure Sim--De/fireflower314, who "won" him in a Bachelor Challenge. They won't have quite
as hard a time, because we're Romans, darling, and we cheat. But they still have to produce two
male potential heirs, because the Romans are patrilineal. With Romance and Pleasure the order
of the day at both houses, will the Legacy stay Clean?
I worry about Cassius having children, as he is pure Romance to the bone and is bound to hate
everything about it and--

8. Whoops, too late.
Cassius: Hey, De, get back over here. I'm not so hot on the product but love the process.

9. Cassius: All RIGHT! Male kid! I have got it coming and going!
Cassius didn't have a problem with this one, anyway. This is Septimus Marius. His father is
hideous and his mother is beautiful, so it'll be interesting to see how this turns out.

10. My simself's daughter Minora recently got married to Marcellus Caesar of *Ten Caesars,* and
they're expecting. How can there *not* be a Caesar family in this town?
But right now, our focus goes back to the real Legacy family, and a guy we haven't seen in a
while.

11. Mortimer Goodytwoshoes: C'mon, aliens. I know you're out there. Gimme a break.
Mortimer was the very first Legacy child, but ineligible for heirship, as he is a guy. He has long
outlived his younger sister Daisie Mae, and I think he's a bit unhappy. He's a Knowledge Sim--
what else--but he still has not achieved his LTW of becoming a Mad Scientist.

12. Mortimer: Oh, I get it, aliens. I'm so hideous that you want nothing to do with me. Well, fine. Be
that way. I'm used to it.
Mortimer's mother Rosie was exceptionally beautiful--you can see a little of Rosie around the
eyes--but the face of his face is pure Shane Hiatt. To put it kindly, Mort here is genetically related
to Gage Uglacy.
Mortimer: I'm hideous. Call it what it is.

13. Mortimer: Forget it. The aliens aren't coming and I've got to pee. "Mortimer," what a hilarious
name, I'm named after the guy in *The Fantasticks* who dies for a living. "Die for the man,
Mortimer." Well, I wish I would! It would be something to do. I'm calling up Professor Butters first
thing in the morning.
Mortimer still thinks of me as Professor Butters. He's only of the only Sims still alive who knew
me before I was married.

14. Sim Me: Hi, Mortimer! Sure, I was happy to come over. I had a favor to ask you, anyway. What's
on your mind?

15. Uh-oh. I had always suspected this. Mortimer is happily married to his blond Knowledge Sim
wife Edith, or at least I always thought they were happy. Tread carefully, Sim Me.

16. Mortimer: I haven't seen you in a long time, Prof. How are you doing?
Prof: Whoo! It's been nuts! Not only did I have to manage your sister and her husband
Remington and their ten kids, and then Sunny, your niece, the next heiress--SHE marries a
Roman, Publius Numantius Scipio, who has to have Five Top Level Businesses. And your other
niece, Delightful--she never got the memo about Squeaky Cleanliness and she's an insatiable
lesbian Romance Sim.
And if that wasn't bad enough, I've had Flavius to deal with! First it was campaigning to get
Sunny to be heiress, then his mayoral campaign, then the whole fake feud between the
families. . . I'm telling you, Flavius is driving me crazy!

17. Mortimer: Is--is that really true, Prof? Is Flavius *really* driving you crazy? Are you unhappy over
there?
Sim Me: Uh---what?

18. Mortimer: Prof. Let's run away together.
Sim Me: Mortimer, you've gone insane!
Mortimer: No, I haven't! Edith hasn't paid any attention to me in ages. She's not very bright--her
last name was Gast, for crying out loud! Pleasantview is no place for Knowledge Sims, anyway.
Let's go to Strangetown, and change our names, and lose our memories, and get abducted by
aliens, and. . .
Sim Me: Mortimer, Flavius and I are possibly SimKind's most-married couple. We're married in
about eight different Legacies by now. And you know there is no possible way I can condone
this. But if you're unhappy, let's think of something that will help.

19. Sim Me: I've got it! You can reopen your robotics shop!
Mortimer: That's not a robot. That's a spaceman.
Sim Me: Close enough. Get your gold robotics badge--
Mortimer: I already have one. I told you--you've forgotten about me.
Sim Me: Oh, I'm sorry. But ask Edith to come with you. She has a gold sales badge and you can
do it together. And I really do need your help, Mort. You're the only guy in town who can build a
Servo.
Mort: I'll do it, Prof. I'll do it. But I still wish--
Sim Me: Don't finish that thought.

20. Sim Me: Good *heavens*, why is it so hard to keep people well-behaved around here? If a shy
Knowledge Sim like Mortimer can go over the edge like that, what on earth am I going to do with
all these Romance Sims in town? I hope he takes my advice.

21. Mortimer's a good boy. I don't think he thought reopening his robotics shop would really help, but
he did it anyway.

22. He made a nice bundle of change, which he amply deserves, and. . .

23. See, Mortimer, I *told* you it would work out. All you two needed was some time together.
And I really did need him to build some Servos. I'm glad he agreed.

24. Back at the Legacy House, there are some loose ends that need tying up before Aurora
graduates.
Sunny: I'm maximizing my Logic skill. I still want to be mayor, you know. I have two days to do it
before I get old.
Oh, no. Not another mayoral campaign. My nerves can't stand the stress.

25. Sunny: And I've written my best-selling novel. It's about a family who struggles to maintain their
values in the face of public scorn and opposition.
Oh, please, you haven't had any of that.
Sunny: Just kidding. It's a gooey romance novel with a big pink cover. Sold like hotcakes!

26. Publius: I am still rolling wants for expensive doodads.
It's nice to know that some things don't change, though I hope you've been doing some more
constructive things, too.

27. Publius: Of course I have! I'm the hardest worker this family has ever known!
Hmm--I don't know about that--Shane and Remington had it tougher than you, but you definitely
made much more money.
Publius: And I finally earned that gold Toymaking badge everybody was bugging me to get!
Just because you couldn't get a picture of it fast enough--here, I'll prove it to you. I'll make
something only somebody with a Gold Toymaker's badge can make!

28. Publius: Ta-da! A Wacky WooHoo Water Wiggler!
You know, I never noticed that before, and now that I have, I find it a bit disturbing.
Publius has always given new meaning to the term "Fortune Sim." It's supposed to mean money,
but in his case, it really seems as though he's a child of the Roman goddess Fortuna. His luck is
usually fabulous--two girls, right away, five top level businesses--

29. And when it isn't, it's terrible. He's nearly died three times, twice in energizer accidents and here
because Delightful's scorned lovers keep kicking over the trash can. Who gets the flu from the
vermin? Not Delightful--Publius. And he hates staying in bed.
Publius: You can't make money by staying in bed.
Well, not in this Legacy you can't.

30. Oooh, Sunny. Please stay away from that thing. It nearly killed your mother twice. It *did* kill
your brother Tiny.
Sunny: I don't care. My husband is sick. I'm going to try it.
And they say Popularity Sims are shallow.

31. Publius: I'm not so sure about this.
I'm not either. We've never done this before.
Fortunately all went well and Publius was cured, but we don't want to be getting the flu all the
time.

32. See, this is why we need Mortimer on call building sentry bots. Because without sentry bots and
the exterminator, life at the Legacy House would be even harder than it is.

33. Delightful isn't going to stop going after cute blond chicks anytime soon. Since she and Sunny
are going to become elders on the same day, I wanted her to have Heather Huffington as a sort
of advance birthday present.
Heather's not all that easy. It took *two* dates to break her down, even if they were back to back
and a lot of it was spent in the rest room making out.

34. Doesn't Delightful look radiant? Not any prettier than usual, but just radiant.
Delightful: I take it all back about Cassius. I mean, I still think he's about as attractive as road kill,
but thanks to him, I've got someplace to take my dates!
Yes, Cassius is still running the Herculaneum Hotel, a place with a reputation--a bad one, though
to be fair, there are poker tables and the hot tubs don't have to be used for WooHoo.

35. Delightful: Well, hey there, Uncle Mort! Thanks for the awesome sentry bots, I really need them!
Mortimer: Introduce me introduce me introduce me. . .
Sorry, Mort. Delightful's a bit selfish about her dates.
The Not Under My Roof rule started by Delightful's grandmother Rosie means that she can't do
her illicit WooHoo at home. She has to go to a community lot, and of course, that has its
hazards.

36. Aaroc: Delightful! How dare you cheat on me! And with a (gassssp!) woman! Why???
Delightful: Because I'm a lesbian?
Heather: So, like, who are you?
Delightful is not going to apologize, either. She never apologizes. She went through such misery
with her former professor and husband, the late unlamented Professor Popularity, and
apologized so many times when she wasn't sorry that I never have her do it anymore.
Somehow this shot looks more like it belongs in Aaroc's Legacy than mine.
___
Aaroc writes the Elfin Legacy and is in the middle of another Bachelor Challenge. His stories are
a wilderness of WooHoo and slapfests, so this seems totally appropriate.

37. Heather didn't seem to care that their date was interrupted by an irate simself and Heather
became yet another lovely memory.

38. Oh, give it a rest, Delightful. You're furious at Aaroc, he's furious at you, he was the one
exception to your all-girl list, just let it go.
Back at the Goodygirls Sorority, Aurora is trying to graduate with honors and learn from the
results of the heir poll. Is she?

39. Aurora: Of course. I can't stand stuck up, self-centered people.
Have you put it together yet that you've just perfectly described yourself?

40. Giselle was the really popular Sim at the Greek House, so Aurora is making up the deficit. They
bounced from a "ziggurat of Greek culture" to "oh, no, you've slipped down to level four!" and
now they're a ziggurat again.

41. Aurora: So Genesis, have you heard? There are these families in town--starting buying Servos!
What losers!

42. HEY. That would be me!
And thanks again, Mort.

43. Oh, boy. I've never had a Servo before. I'm not sure I can handle this.

44. "Greetings, madam. You may call me Jeeves."
I hope you're not a butler.
Jeeves: That would be unconscionable, madam. I am named after P.G. Wodehouse's Jeeves,
and he was certainly not a butler.

45. Yes, I know that, Jeeves. The original Jeeves was a valet, or a gentleman's personal gentleman.
He was practically all-knowing and kept rescuing his dimwitted upper class master, Bertie
Wooster, from incredible entanglements with aunts, cow creamers, and stolen memorandum
books. And that's what I want you to do here.
Jeeves: You will forgive me, madam, if I seem obtuse, but it will scarcely be possible for me to
perform a valet's functions. A valet attends to a gentleman's grooming and clothing and there are
no ironing boards here.
No, I know that. I just want you to keep an eye on Flavius. That's my husband. He keeps coming
up with hare-brained schemes that get us all in hot water. Two Scorpio Knowledge Sims with
practically maxed skills ought to be able to look after one doofy Popularity Sim, right?
Um, right?

46. Flavius: Oh, great! I have no idea where you just came from, Jeeves, and you look a bit unusual,
but I hope you'll be my new best friend! Come on, let's play Red Hands!
Jeeves: Madam?
Go with it, Jeeves, it's a family tradition.

47. Flavius: So, Jeeves, you'll like this. I thought it would be a great idea for my kid Quintus to marry
Publius' daughter Giselle, so I pretended that I just *hated* Sunny and Publius! Came up with
the idea all on my own! Well, not really, I stole the idea from a musical comedy, but still! Fooled
everybody! They were nuts about each other! Of course, I didn't know anything about Legacy
rules and almost got both of them stuck because Giselle couldn't marry a playable Sim, but it all
worked out and they got married last week! Pretty brilliant, huh?
Jeeves: Madam, the difficulties may have been greater than I foresaw.

48. Stacie: Yes, Daddy, we're still pink and Squeaky over here. And you won't want to come over
because everybody in the house is related to you.
Stacie, a Pleasure Sim, is Aurora and Giselle's cousin, and Daddy would be Kent the Generic
Blond Romance Sim. Stacie is buddies with my simself's son Min, but I can't stand her because
she farts on plates. So I was much relieved when she started dating downtownie PseudoGoth
boy.

49. Stuart: Why am I getting a makeover in the middle of a date?

50. Because black lipstick looks pretentious on you. That's why.

51. Stacie: Marry me, Stuart! We'll jump on couches and freestyle for tips together forever!
Drat it, Stacie, you would have to propose to a playable. Well, I can always drop Stuart out--he
won't care. That's if I let you get married at all.
This was one of those engagements that you allow because the Sims want it, but you don't
really like it.

52. However, somebody disliked it even more than I did. Professor Delusional here tried to break up
Sunny and Publius' engagement with her drama professor nonsense and became yet another of
the educators I killed. She went nuts the night Stacie became engaged and spooked her three
times, once on the way to her exam, perhaps because she was a Family Sim and she's jealous.

53. Aurora: Can I talk to you obsessively about Spencer now?

54. It is a bit on the sweet side, even if they are Romance and Pleasure. Spencer has been calling
her every day and they go on a lot of dates, if only because she really enjoys them.

55. Aurora: Mmmm-whf.
Spencer: MMMmmm. Aurora, why do you wear pajamas on so many of our dates?
Aurora: I don't know--Aunt Delightful wears the same ones. She calls them her lucky pajamas.
Hey, I can think of one thing that would make this date even better.
Spencer: Oh? What's that?

56. Aurora: Introduce you to my mom!
Even Aurora seems to find this a tiny bit strange.

57. I'm getting used to the idea of Aurora as heiress now, though, if only because of the wild faces
she makes.

58. Aurora: Giselle? Hey, great to hear from you. How's married life working out?

59. Aurora: Eeeew. You're pregnant? Already? Yuck, I sure hope I don't have to do THAT anytime
soon.
Good luck with that, Aurora.

60. Giselle doesn't seem to mind too badly.
Quintus: Yipes!
My sentiments too. Twins. Darn it.

61. Meet Cornelius Marius, Giselle and Quintus's kid. He is a blob. Definitely a brunette blob.

62. AND Antonius Marius. Another brunette blob. Sorry, I'm supposed to say something like "oooh,
they have their daddy's eyes!" and actually they do. And I have to hand it to Giselle--she seems
to know that as far as Romans are concerned, boys are the way to go.

63. While we're on the subject of Marian kids, I give you this heartwarming family picture. Awww.

64. De: Thanks, honey! Look after Septimus. I'm going shopping now, ok?
Cassius: What?

65. De: Ooo! I want *this* Servo! Isn't she sweet? I'm sure she's an orphan and had a terrible, heart-
wrenching childhood in the home of cruel aunts and at an orphanage!
De, Servos don't *have* parents, they don't have childhoods, and they don't have aunts, ok?
De: Oh, no. I'm sure I'm right.

66. Well, whatever its background, it's definitely high time for some extra child care help.
Cassius: Hey. I would like to point out that so far *I* have done all the bottle feeding around here.
That is actually true. De's a nice parent but, um, easily distracted.

67. Cassius: Who told you to bring home a Servo? This is a Roman home! What do you think this is,
Lost in Space?
I'm sorry to say that Cassius enjoys arguing almost as much as he enjoys WooHoo or, of course,
cleaning the toilet. This happens all the time. He gets a charge from it and his and De's
relationship dips slightly--from 100/100 to 94/96, say. Then she grabs him and makes out with
him and it bounces back up to 100/100. He does not, not, NOT deserve her.

68. De: It was your Mom's idea, Cassius. She said I ought to have some help around the house.
She said it was a late wedding present because we started off already married. And she said to
make sure I initialized it myself.
Good idea, because we don't need a robot running around with Cassius' personality. One is
enough.

69. De: Oh! You are so *cute*! I'm going to call you Jane Eyre!
After the most unhappy and romantic governess in English literature, De, *great* idea. And she's
a Pisces Pleasure Sim with De's turn ons, which means that given any opportunity at all, she's
going to be attracted to Cassius. I know Jane falls for her employer in Charlotte Bronte's novel,
but we are not doing that here, Jane, understand?

70. De: So Jane, I'm a Legacy writer--I write the Morgan Legacy--but what I *really* like is genetic
experimentation. Everyone calls me in if they need pretty babies--and I reform bad boys, too--
turn them right around!
Hmm. De, don't count your chickens just yet. We don't know what Septimus is going to look like.
Right now he's just a blob.

71. It's not going to work to have another Pleasure Sim in the house, so Jane is turned into a Family
Sim right away, and is a big help with Septimus.

72. Except when she is too busy making friends with De.
Cassius: Septimus, how did you and I get into this?
Septimus: Goo?

73. Cassius: I cannot *believe* this, Ma! One kid in diapers and it's Try For Baby again?
Yep, and you hit it first try this time. You're getting better at this, or worse, depends on how you
look at it.

74. Jane, can you blow aside all those sparklies? I can't assess the damages properly.

75. Oh, YIKES!
Cassius: What are you talking about, Ma? The kid looks like me.
Oh, gosh! Everybody out there who voted for Cassius as the heir, thanks a bundle, ok? Right
now I'm tempted to rename the kid Edsel, after the car that was once described as "an
Oldsmobile sucking a lemon." Never mind. I'm sure he'll grow out of it.

76. Septimus: Pattafamilias!
Cassius: That's my Dad's line, kid. You can just call me the Boss, because that's what I am
around here.

77. Um, no, I'm sorry. It doesn't look as though Septimus *did* grow out of it. Sorry, De. That is
definitely his dad's face, especially the weird mask of comedy mouth.

78. However, he does have a nice personality--he's an Aries, 9/9/6/3 and 7, count 'em, SEVEN nice
points, which he obviously gets from De. A nice Marian kid. I'm speechless, because it's never,
ever happened before.

79. Back at the Goodytwoshoes house, Delightful continues to hit on the maid. . .

80. And Sunny--
Sunny: I'm mayor! I'm stinky and I'm exhausted and I'm about to get old, but I'm mayor! Finally!
Oh, dear. Won't Flavius be upset?

81. Flavius: Heck, no. I'm not even in politics right now. Still don't care for pink, though.
Were you voted out?
Flavius: Nope. Stepped down. Don't you think it was time Sunny had a chance?
That's nice but. . . Flavius, what are you up to?
Flavius: You'll see.
AUGH! The most terrifying words in the English language, coming from you!

82. Jeeves! DO something!
Jeeves: I will attend to it as expeditiously as possible, madam, but I am occupied at the moment.
It appears that no one has emptied the potty since Master Quintus was a toddler.
Ew. Oh, sorry. Well, carry on, then.

83. Marina: Publius, I just thought I'd call and then invite myself over and then get into the hot tub
with you because I wanted to tell you how terrific Spencer is.
Really? That seems a bit extreme. No, I am not making this up!

84. Publius: That's interesting. Didn't he do a Bachelor Challenge a little while ago? I remember
there was a lot of sitting around in hot tubs talking about handcuffs. Could you explain that a bit
more to me?
No. And she will not do a demo, either.

85. Repeat after me: "It is awfully late. It is time I was going home."
Finally! Good heavens, Marina, you do not make it easy to keep your Simself Squeaky Clean!

86. Besides, somebody else wants to use the hot tub right now.
Sunny: Publi--you have been happy, right?
Publi: Mmm-hmm. Bit lower.

87. Disturbance on the front lawn. Honestly, Aaroc, give it up. Though I must say, you're a nice
change from all those professors. They swing by several times a day to give Delightful a piece of
their minds and always wind up getting shocked.

88. After a lot of meditation on Ultra Speed, it's finally time for Aurora to graduate. Congrats on that
4.0!

89. As soon as she gets home from her final exam, she begins to play with her cousin Kimberleigh.
Aurora, you're acting like a regular human most of the time now.

90. Um. Scratch that. I've never seen a tiara glitch through a mortarboard before. Aurora is a
princess, no matter what.

91. It's nice to see that Publius has kept his ability to party down. Drusus and Flavius used to show
up to parties here all the time, but that was a generation ago.

92. Publius: You know something, honey, I still find you strangely attractive, even with your mouth
full of turkey.

93. Oh, for heaven's sake. What a way to wind up a graduation party, with your wife and daughter
trying to take a shower! Ik!
Publius: Hey! I smustled a lot! I need to take a shower!

94. Everybody seemed to need to crowd into the shower at that point, and so Aurora grew up in the
shower.
Pinkly.
And there is something else that needs to be done before she can move home.

95. Publius: Aw. I don't want Sunny to get old.
I'm sorry, Publius. It would have happened later on today anyway, and today is going to be very
busy.

96. Sunny: Hmm. What do I wish? I wish to be popular!
You're already Popular, Sunny. You've achieved four LTWs--Hall of Famer, 20 best friends, 20
best friends--mysteriously--again, and Mayor.

97. Huh? Why are you dressed like Samara Uglacy?
Sunny: We're both Popularity?

98. Delightful: And this is definitely not cool enough for me.
Agreed.

99. Isn't this better? It's tasteless, but it is so Delightful.
And so, with her mom and aunt elders and her father about to be, Aurora moves back home.

100. Aurora: I'm so excited! It's time to move Spencer in!

101. This is the face of a woman who is unaware of the fact that her fiance's life's ambition is to
WooHoo with twenty different Sims.
However, Spencer moves in with 15,000 Simoleans, the best job anyone has ever moved in with
in this family--Freelance Web Designer--and about 15 friends and a whole lot of stuff--a rug, a
piano, a DJ booth, a grill, an aquarium, and two flowerpots. The family friend count is now at 38--
which is insane.
And for the record, he isn't rolling the fear of getting married, so let's get this wedding on the
road!

102. Aurora: Spencer, do you like my dress? It's a copy of what Princess Grace of Monaco wore at
her wedding.
Spencer: Will there be WooHoo shortly?

103. Publius: I've just become fat.
Delightful: Is that Aaroc back there?
Yes, it is, and he wasn't invited.

104. Sim Me was and she behaved about as badly as I've ever seen. Not only did she poke Spencer,
she hogged the karaoke machine and actually heart-farted the *only* person I've ever seen her
heart-fart over other than Flavius. And he was made of metal. Obviously all this Romance Sim
stuff has a deleterious effect on everyone's character.

105. We interrupt this wedding to give you two professors being shocked by a sentry bot as the happy
couple takes off on their honeymoon.

106. Um, Lucy? Would you please go home? Delightful is not going to tip you more today.

107. Aurora: Vanessa? No, this *isn't* a good time, I'm on my honeymoon, what do you think?
And you will have to WooHoo at least twice, Aurora, because Spencer wants to WooHoo in the
hot tub and I suggest you indulge him for now.

108. Matching heart underwear. And an immediate lullaby. Usually I wait until my heiress is
permaplat, but I didn't this time, because Saturday was such a convenient day to get married on.
I may live to regret this.
Is Spencer going to manage to be happy? Just how many times are he and Aurora going to Try
For Baby? Is Aaroc's simself going to cool his jets? Can we pass on all those business perks in
time? Are all of Cassius' kids going to be that hideous? What on earth did Flavius mean by
"you'll see?" Will I regret asking that?
You will have to find out next time, in the next episode of the Squeaky Clean Legacy.
Thanks again to Blite27 for the use of his characters, to smoothiequeen for letting us have
Spencer and for the use of her simself, and to fireflower314/De's simself, for being a terrific
sport--and apologies to Aaroc, whose simself really got a walloping this time.