The results of the Generation Three heiress election, and it's a bright, shiny new day.

1. The Squeaky Clean Legacy
By Professor Butters
Chapter 5.3: Uni Ends, Life Begins

2. This chapter of the Squeaky Clean Legacy is being graciously hosted by Don, Samara, and Donna Uglacy,
who are living in a house much nicer than the Squeaky Clean spares who aren't actually homeless and
are even getting played because I love Don so much.
Don: I get to toilet-train Donna all over again, don't I?
Yes, you do. Do you mind telling the readers what Squeaky Clean means?
Don: Try for Baby Only, only girls inherit, cats, pinkness, pathological cuteness, and toys.
Wow--that is concise.
Seriously, if you need more of an explanation, may I suggest the previous two chapters, which will catch
you up entirely?

3. Gratuitously adorable shot of Don bathing Donna brought to you by the Squeaky Clean chapter of the
Don the Zombie fan club. Don and Samara are from Candi's Uglacy and Donna was born in her Prettacy,
which will be worth your time to read if you haven't already and if you have, go read them again.

4. Back to our regularly-scheduled coverage. Sunny Goodytwoshoes, the third-oldest girl and a Popularity
Sim, was chosen by the Boolprop Forum by a wide margin as the Squeaky Cleanest of the four girls
running. There are two younger girls, and four older boys, but boys don't count here.
"I'd like to thank all the voters, even if you didn't vote for me! This is just so---so overwhelming! I--sob--
don't know what to say! Daddy, love you, mwah!"
There were some allegations of election fraud but they were thrown out on the grounds that the person
supposedly reponsible wasn't intelligent enough to follow through on it.

5. Flavius Marius, my simself's husband, and a guest--some might say a refugee--from Blite27's Ten Caesars
Legacy. Sunny is marrying his cousin Publius Numantius Scipio. Hmm--does he have some kind of
agenda? We'll get back to him later.

6. Moonbeam, the eldest girl, a Pleasure Sim who wants fifty first dates, invited Flavius to her graduation
anyway.
Moonbeam: So like I know you supported Sunny in the heir poll but that's like totally cool cause I'm like a
space cadet so I just like wanted to thank you for something only I forgot what it was.

7. Delightful, our resident hot-for-chicks Romance Sim, also graduated. I'd like to point out that so far
everybody has graduated summa cum laude, though, to be honest, not always by ethical means.
Delightful: Hey. Dating Professor Popularity--that was work.

8. She was so unenthusiastic about graduating that she actually changed out of her graduation robes, but
the evening was redeemed by hitting on Cute Blond Chick # I forget how many. Moonbeam's fiance Kent
back there is a little too interested in the proceedings.
Kent: Blond chick--brunette chick--drool, drool.
I'm kind of glad you didn't wind up marrying into the Legacy House, Kent.

9. Sunny invited her fiance Publius over and did her best to make it a good party.

10. Meanwhile, their father, the former Remington Harris, spent the evening soaking in the hot tub with
Genesis, Delightful's high school girlfriend. This would have been disturbing on so many levels if I didn't
know that it was all Squeaky Clean.

11. Their sister Wolf Gal, still in college with Sunny, wasn't a serious contender but I love her anyhow.
Supposedly she's telling a joke. Does that look like a joke to you? I think she's practicing to be a werewolf,
which is what she wants more than anything in the world, next to becoming Chief of Staff and marrying
her fiance Derek the paperboy.

12. Moonbeam and Delightful moved out; their younger sisters Grace (on the left, Romance) and Charity (on
the right, Knowledge) pledged the Goodygirls sorority and moved in. You can find all that great pink
clothing on all-about-style.com; Grace's outfit is by Juicy Couture.

13. Moonbeam moved into a sweet little townhouse with an awesome car, just right for a Pleasure Sim.
Apologies for the hideous clothes which follow.

14. She invited her fiance, Kent, to move in and marry her. Since he's a Romance Sim--and it turns out he
wants 20 simultaneous lovers--he took a bit of an aspirational hit but it was offset and failure prevented
by buying a hot tub.

15. Let's leave them to it, shall we?

16. Kent: You hit try for baby, didn't you? Awwww, mannnn.
And I think that bed of yours may have issues.

17. Moonbeam: You hit Try For Baby, didn't you? I hate you.
C'mon, Moonbeam. Your many fans will want to see the adorable kid you will no doubt produce with
Kent. I'll get nannies and do maxmotives and you'll hardly even know the little tyke is there.

18. I cheered Kent and Moonbeam up with a little trip to Bluewater Village--some new clothes for her, a little
Public WooHoo for him, and a cute little man purse to spice it all up.
So that's where our six Goodytwoshoe girls are now: Moonbeam married and expecting, Sunny and Wolf
Gal in their junior year at college, Grace and Charity just beginning and ready to hold on to the sorority
for the next generation--and Delightful? Well, Delightful. . .

19. "Ahem. I believe you promised to tell the readers why I am now wearing a white toga."
Why don't you tell them, Flavius?
"I'm a Popularity Sim and I went permaplat last chapter. Now I'm running for mayor. That makes me a
candidate, fr. Lat., candidatus, after the white togas worn by seekers of public office. That's why."
Someone has been raiding my library, I see.
"I'm also posing for the coin."

20. I'm afraid marriage and children have made Flavius a bit on the reactionary side.
Flavius: Go, Flavia! Let that Carthaginian have it right in the pancreas!
Flavia: Yarrrrgh!

21. Sim Me: What's with all the Roman stuff, Flavius? It's all of a sudden Roman this and Roman that--who
cares? Can't you respect other lifestyles?
Flavius: You won't be saying that after my first speech.

22. "Friends, Romans, and . . .well, Romans and friends, I am running for mayor on a reform platform to
Make Stuff More Roman Around Here."

23. "Even though we all appreciate Maxis-made civilization with its large-screen televisions, it is still not
Roman, which as we all know, is much better than everything else. The pool behind me, for example, is a
shoddy excuse for Romanosity. There have been strange and disturbing events in Pleasantview which
certainly won't be happening when I'm mayor."

24. "For example, Wolf Gal, one of the Legacy children, was on an innocent date Downtown with her fiance
Derek. . ."

25. "And suddenly, their uncle Abner was randomly bitten by a vampire he didn't even know!"

26. Oh, yeah, that freaked me out too. But no problem. Wolf Gal and Derek are Knowledge Sims--they're into
that kind of thing. Abner's been cured and we installed a no-bitey hack for now, so everything's cool. But
I don't get how your being mayor would have helped anything.

27. "Quiet, I'm not done. Furthermore, it has come to my attention that both of you are girls."

28. Minora: I should be doing my homework right now.
Flavia: Daddy has finally gone nuts.

29. Seeya, Daddy.
Yeah, we've got beds to jump on and stuff.

30. Flavius: Oh, well. Might as well finish. The Squeaky Clean Legacy has carried things much too far. There is
much too much pink and very strange clothing. You'll notice it's matrilineal? Only girls inherit? The
husbands take the wife's name? My own cousin is going to have to change his name from Scipio to
Goodytwoshoes. Ik. That is so wrong. Romans are patrilineal. So my first reform effort will be to get your
mother to have another baby.

31. Sim Me: Hi, Purple Bunny? Yeah, you won't believe this one--Flavius thinks he's gonna talk me into
another baby! He's crazy. We're terrible Sim parents--he's always on the phone and I'm always skilling,
the toddlers used to eat cat food. No, seriously, may lightening strike me down if I ever . . .
___
Purple Bunny--writes Piratical Legacy. See most recent chapter.

32. Joke's on you. Or on me. World, meet Tertia. Tertia, meet world. Romans have such imaginative names
for girls: Daddy's name with an A, Little Daddy's name with an A, and Little Miss Third.
What special kind of hell is this? At the Legacy House, where only girls can inherit, it's nothing but boys,
boys, boys; five in one generation, four in the next. Over here, where Flavius has some kind of Roman
patriarchal bee in his bonnet, it's nothing but girls. Maybe Ephemeral Toast knows where I can score a
keg of good juice, cause I need it.
Flavius: Hmm. This isn't much of a constituency. Time for Plan B.
____
Apocalyso-A-Go-Go

33. Publius: Dude, leave me out of this. I so do not care. I'm marrying a girl whose sunny locks hang on her
temples like a golden fleece . . . and many Jasons come in quest of her.
Publius, that's--that's beautiful. Shakespeare, isn't it?
"Yep. Just gimme some honey and some money."
OK, that's less so. But you're right--we ought to get back to the main Legacy house.

34. Which has changed substantially.
Publius is a Fortune Sim, and while he may not care about what his last name is, he will not want to live
in a cheap, cheesy house. So we did a big remodel to celebrate his eventual coming in to the family. The
challenge? How to make it expensive, but still pathologically pink and cute.
And what's that mansion next door? Hmm. . . you may well wonder. More on that next chapter.

35. Upper floor. Three bathrooms, plus a little 3/4 bath stuck behind the elevator. Everything is pinky-doodle,
including the bedroom dormitory for up to four children--girls, we hope, as boys will find the ballerina
wallpaper a little excessive.
Some of the custom content comes from ModTheSims 2, but a lot of the wall, floors, etc., were
personally colored by WriterTina, who writes the Highwind Legacy. She's also a Strict Family Values,
single-sex inherits handicapper, but she's added True Love, too. More than I could handle. Thanks, Tina!

36. Serene, elegant, cat-oriented, PINK. Definitely Squeaky Clean.

37. And the piece de resistance, the sundeck and carport with pinky balustrade and pinky columns and
dollhousey outdoor stairs.

38. Yep. I done good, I think.

39. Daisie Mae, Generation Two Heiress: I'm confused.
That's because I did my remodel when you were both asleep.

40. Remington: Well, congratulations. You actually made it even worse than it was. The picket fence alone
makes me want to hurl. What else could go wrong?

41. Marcellus Caesar: Yoo-hoo? Any hot teenaged girls I can date here?
You're about five years too late or fifteen years too early. Wait--how did you get out of Ten Caesars?

42. Marcellus: I wanted to see if sticking a cat on my head would look better than a chicken hat.
Please put Sweetheart down. You're alarming her.
___
In Ten Caesars, Marcellus is the son of Julia Caesar and Chicken Sensei.

43. Daisie Mae: Great. A Roman teenager is making himself at home in my hideous house. What else could
go wrong?

44. Delightful: Hi, Mom! I've moved back home!

45. Daisie Mae: My daughter the lesbian Romance Sim has just moved back into this Squeaky Clean House.
The ghosts are going to go nuts. What else could go wrong?

46. Tiberius: Hi, I'm Tiberius Caesar, and I just moved into the neighborhood with my nephew Marcellus and
my niece Scribonia, but they're my kids here because somebody is too lazy to download their real
mother, plus I have stupid hair. Delighted to meet you!

47. I sent Remington out to buy some new clothes, and . . .
Remington: My goodness, there seem to be a lot of Romans around here. Are you new?
Drusus Nero: No, I've been here for some time. I even bought toys from your store. You mean there are
more Romans in town? I hadn't heard about that.
All over the neighborhood, things get weirder and weirder . . .

48. Rhys Fitzhugh: I am so ticked off at you. I'm not even Roman.
Sim Me: Listen, mister, I don't know how it happened, either. There's something very strange going on
here . . .

49. But your creator Marina aka smoothiequeen87 gave anyone permission to torture you whatever way
they wanted. You're lucky that the worst thing that happened to you is that you're wearing an orange
dress!
Rhys: Yipes, sorry.
Sim Me scares me. She really does. Rhys is the resident psychotic evil genius in the Fitzhugh Legacy by
smoothiequeen and she's not scared of him at all. Of course, they're both Scorpios, so it figures.
Sim Me also made the mistake of greeting him in her underwear. Since he's a Romance Sim and his
turnons are red hair and underwear, I hope she doesn't do it again.

50. Settling in, Don?
Don: Yeah, but all the Romans are kind of spooky.
You're a zombie and you think Romans are spooky?

51. Wow, Delightful! You're permaplat! In two days!
Delightful: Yep. Only took me two because there wasn't a culinary track job the first day. So I took the art
job, got the career reward, switched to culinary, went to work once.
What do you want to do now?
Delightful: You mean besides WooHoo? Hall of Famer.
Well, that's nice, because there's something you have to do first.

52. Delightful: Oh, great. I love parties.

53. No. Wait. Tell me it isn't . . .

54. Professor Popularity-Goodytwoshoes is thrilled finally to be marrying his fiance/ex-student, and brings in
18,000 smackers, but as you can see, that's chicken feed around here anymore. He wants 20
simultaneous best friends. Professor Pop, you're lucky to have one.

55. This is a public service announcement: Minora, my simself's daughter, is absolutely adorable. We now
return you to the Legacy already in progress.

56. Daisie Mae: Oh, hi, did I miss anything?
Delightful: Kinda, yeah.

57. Another side note: in my legacy, and apparantly in Blite's, too, every time there is a party with Flavius
there, he's in everyone's thought bubbles. I truly have no idea what they're thinking when this happens,
but it happens all the time.
Flavius: Well, of course! I'm a successful politician!

58. Hey, Delightful, are you running towards your honeymoon or away from it?
Delightful: Just shut up.

59. Does Daisie Mae look like a happy woman to you?

60. And right in the middle of all this, three kittens are born. Meet Lollipop, Sweetums, and Pookie. Which,
with the adult cats, Sweetheart, Sugarcane, and Baby, makes four people and six cats.

61. Remington: I'm back from work! Did I miss anything?
Kinda, yeah.

62. Hmm. The stereo broke. Might as well make yourself useful around the house, huh?

63. Evidently five mechanical points = sometimes works, sometimes doesn't.

64. Yeah, I'll just bet you're thinking about how Delightful cheated on you about a trillion years ago, back
before you were engaged. I know something that'll cheer you up, though.

65. See? Isn't this fun?

66. You know how they say that smart people make the dumbest decisions?

67. Delightful: Waaah! It was our wedding night! I never even got to WooHoo!

68. Now that's a good idea. I think you definitely shouldn't be alone right now. Maybe spending some time
with a friend would help.

69. Delightful prepares to pour her laden heart out to her friend.

70. . . .

71. Yes, he certainly did.

72. Delightful: Gee Robin, I can't--I just can't tell you how much this means to me.
Robin: Oh--I think you can.

73. "No one can say I didn't wait till I was married."
That's completely true. And you respected your dead grandmother's feelings and took it off site. Totally
within Squeaky Clean rules, Delightful. Good girl, sorta.

74. Feeling better now?
Delightful: Much.
Your fans probably are, too, and I know you have some.

75. Delightful: Don't be fooled; I'm really very sad about his death.
It's true that she cried and she probably will again, but the kittens cheered her up. Isn't that sweet?

76. I didn't know ghosts took the elevator. Is Shane, the founder's husband, angry? Does he feel his
granddaughter disgraced the family name? Is he going to spook the heck out of her?

77. Shane: Yaaay! They kept my bed!
Yes, we did. It's got a room all to itself on the second floor. That's all Shane's worried about, evidently. If
his granddaughter's behavior doesn't bug him, I guess it shouldn't bother us.

78. Over at Moonbeam and Kent's, Kent helps the new kittens settle in. He rolled the want to get a kitten, so
I had Delightful give him two, but it didn't seem to help his aspiration meter. Too bad, because . . .

79. Despite having the fear of having a baby, Kent and Moonbeam had two. Meet Stacie--the other is
Kimberly. I was amazed that Kent didn't go into aspirational failure.
Why is it that everybody, including my simself, has natural non-cheesecake twin girls, but we're getting
boy after boy on the Legacy lot? Is this a good omen that things are going to change, or are the gods of
Maxis laughing?

80. OK, grow the kids up already, Kent, I'm a busy woman. That's what the customers came to see.

81. Stacie and Kimberly, reading left to right.

82. Make no mistake about it--if this Legacy was about genetics, probably Kent and Moonbeam and their kids
would have it all sewed up, but they don't, which is a huge relief to my sanity, because they're airheads.
Look at that little smirk. Kimberly, do you think you're actually getting into the Goodygirls sorority when
you grow up? Well--maybe you might. We'll see.

83. Meanwhile, back at college. .
Sunny: Hi, Robin-ninth-best-friend! Great to hear from y--, what do you mean, you and Delightful fell in
love? She just got married to Professor Popularity yesterday. Oh, he died. Oh, I see. Well--as long as
you're happy!

84. College just got a lot more fun. Since both Sunny and Grace want to be Hall of Famers, they have to keep
fit, and they love this to pieces.

85. Now this is how it's done--and it shows you how Squeaky Clean and Popularityesque Sunny is. Only the
Knowledge Sims write their term papers around here, but Sunny gets her top grades by making friends
with everybody. Delightful used to romance them, including this one, who wasn't even her professor.

86. Remington visits his little girls at their sorority house. He actually came along as someone else's "friend."
Sunny's a big Daddy's girl, but he loves all his kids. Boys, even.

87. Charity corners Dominic the llama guy in the restroom and makes friends. They have mega-chemistry
anyway, and even a Knowledge Sim ought to have a significant other. Wolf Gal likes him too, though
perhaps she thinks of him as snack food.

88. Bad llama guy. I don't care if Charity was flirting with you, and I don't care if you're a full member of the
sorority--weird as that sounds. You're still not allowed in the girl's dorm.

89. And Charity gets her first kiss with a llama. Her sister wants to be a wolf, she wants to be a llama:
Knowledge Sims are nuts. You heard it here first.

90. Grace goes out with one of her professors, Professor Skanque, another Romance Sim. He's another
aggravating professor in one of those hideous tweed jackets, but make no mistake, she is into him.
Bleeeech.
I mentioned that Grace is an athlete. Somehow, she manages to make this Romance stuff look like good
clean wholesome fun.

91. Be careful, Professor Skanque. Delightful is in the house and she eats guys like you for breakfast--and she
doesn't even like them.
Actually, you're probably pretty safe. Grace has no chance of being heiress, so I'm not even going to make
her get engaged. Just have fun and give her that A+. Ikkk.

92. Professor Skanque came over and did this on his own. Could not believe it. Then Wolf Gal Influenced him
to serve a meal, which was worthless instant drinks, but it's the thought that counts.

93. That's Wolf Gal for ya. Fat, playful, grouchy, antisocial and smart. Have I mentioned that I love this girl?

94. Since everyone else was going on dates, I figured it was time for Wolf Gal to have a little fun out on the
town with Derek. I had been wondering where Ben, the author of the Ten Caesars, was keeping himself.

95. The dramatic proof.

96. Marina, aka amoothiequeen: Interesting taste, Ben.
You're not foolin'.

97. Evidently the feeling is mutual. No, I didn't cheat and put poor Ben in there with fatness as a turnon and
a taste for bizarro girls. He's a Knowledge Sim (hello, his Legacy is based on Roman history) and one of his
turnons is makeup, and Wolf Gal obviously wears a lot of makeup. She's engaged to Derek and she has
three bolts with him, as opposed to two with Ben, so he's safe. For now. His Legacy is my favorite, so I'd
prefer not to torture him, if possible.

98. Well, it's time for a toga party and that means it's time for a party with guys in togas.
Flavius, if you don't quit thinking what you're thinking about Grace, you are never going to another
sorority party again.

99. Publius: Man, I can't wait for this chapter to be over so I can finally marry Sunny.
Sim Me: Sorry, Publius. I'm moving as fast as I can, but I want your wedding to be special.
Flavius: I certainly hope you're going to get things to be more Roman over there.
Publius: I told you I don't care about that! What's gotten into you?
Sim Me: Never mind, Publius. I'm thrilled about you and Sunny. I know you'll be very happy together.

100. Only I wouldn't do the "Grace is hot" thing in front of your fiance, if I were you.
Grace is hot. No guy--and few girls--with a pulse can keep from noticing it. Just keep it to yourselves, ok?

101. Yep, another roof raiser party. Nothing to see here, folks--move along.
I may have mentioned that I despise Sim Parties, so if it's a Good Time or a Roof Raiser, it got that way
without much help from me.

102. No, this isn't Professor Skanque--it's Professor Moneybags, a gypsy matchmaker setup. The gypsy always
throws Grace professors. Grace, you sure you want to tell him about what happened to the last professor
to get involved with your family?
Doesn't he look like he's cringing?

103. Ephemeral Toast: You are deluding yourself if you think your Legacy isn't just as sordid as everybody
else's.
I'm trying, Toast, I'm trying! Would it help to know that like her sister, Grace hasn't WooHooed anybody,
even though technically she has every right to?

104. After everybody else had been on dates, it was time for Publius and Sunny to go on one, too.
Publius: Can I WooHoo her in the photo booth?
You may not. I have some very bad news for you about this Legacy and WooHoo.

105. Yes, thank you for the flowers, Publius. There's no point in getting annoyed with you for not leaving a real
date gift. Nobody, and I mean nobody, ever has, except for Remington back when Daisie Mae was in
college and Grace's high school boyfriend. Maybe it's because I'm too cheap to buy anybody dinner.
So all seemed well in the Goodygirls sorority, but it was just the calm before the storm . . .

106. Sunny? What on earth happened?
"I h-had a bad paaarty!"
"Oh, is that all?"
"An-and-and Publius hates meeeee!"

107. Guess who calls, Sunny's #1 fan. . .
"Hi, Fl-Flavius? I ca-can't talk right now. I. . . I don't knoooow! It was all Grace's crazy drama teacher! She
slapped me and now Publius thinks I cheated on him!"
"What???

108. The rest of the family knew exactly who was to blame, however, and they were lining up to kick some
professorial tuckus.

109. I let Wolf Gal do it. Werewolf in training, ten body points, Professor Delusional said she was sorry she
messed with her--but not nearly sorry enough. Poor Sunny's engagement was in shreds.
Publius: Yeah, yeah. "Not in the photo booth, Publi! Wait until we're married, Publi!" Now I know what's
really going on!
This is truly awful. Sunny has never even flirted with anyone but Publius. She had no bad memories, aside
from the occasional pork chop fire, and suddenly she had three in a row. Poor girl.

110. Flavius: Do something!
I'm trying, I'm trying! I thought you didn't want your cousin changing his name to Goodytwoshoes,
anyway?
Flavius: I don't, but this is Sunny we're talking about, and I love Sunny! Completely platonically, of course!
We'll talk about my campaign to make stuff more Roman later!

111. Oh, man, this is why his auntie Renee told him to stay out of Legacy politics. Dang it, what can I do? OK,
step one . . .

112. Get Publius to forgive Sunny. Which was difficult. He took it hard, and there's no such thing as
"Appreciate/Apologize/Explain," so she had to apologize over and over again for something she didn't do.
In the middle of all this, she rolled a rather pathetic little want for Publius to be her friend again. By
taking it slow and easy, they actually got up to Dream Date on the first try. I was surprised he even agreed
to go in the first place. He must really love her. But that's no excuse for the person who put her here.

113. Step Two:
"Grace, dear. Could you be a sweetie and ask your drama professor for a date? And swing by the secret
society and pick something up for me, while you're at it?"
"Well, sure. What did you have in mind?"

114. Yes, well. . . he hates you, too. Just take the cake and put yourself out of your own misery.

115. Ashley Pitts: Ooo, Gracie, you're yumlicious! Say, who's that in the little fenced-in yard over there?
Grace: Oh, nobody important.

116. I told you to take the cake, already. You didn't have to starve to death. In any case, that'll be the last time
you give trouble to any of my girls.

117. Flavius: OoooOOOoo--you're reminding me of Auntie Renee now.
That's kind of twisted--you've been reading Ben's Legacy again, haven't you? So are you in the mood to
do me a favor?
Flavius: Depends.
Well, Sunny and Wolf Gal just graduated. Sunny will be moving back in with her parents, but I thought
Wolf Gal could come here. She's bright, but she's too grouchy to have many friends, and if she can just
borrow yours for a few days--just till she's permaplat--you know, all those awesome political connections
you have. . .
Flavius: Well, since you put it that way.
And besides, she wants to be a werewolf--and you know they're attracted to houses with babies.
Flavius: Hang on--you're using the baby as BAIT?
Well, if Candi can do it, why can't I?
Next time on the Squeaky Clean Legacy--has Publius really forgiven Sunny? Will they get married, or will
he leave her at the altar? Is Flavius going to turn Pleasantview into a Roman outpost. Can I convince him
to use our house as a wolf refuge? Stay tuned!