This document discusses the tendency of researchers to make spurious claims linking negative emotions to health outcomes. For over 50 years, researchers have claimed to find a modifiable connection between negative emotion and morbidity/mortality, but these claims often lead to embarrassment after being disconfirmed. The document argues that many studies actually find only uninformative risk markers rather than true modifiable risk factors. It warns against continuing to make premature or exaggerated claims without ruling out alternative explanations like residual confounding.