This document describes a case of a 33-year-old female accountant experiencing worsening constipation. On examination, she was found to have paradoxical anal contractions and increased perineal descent on straining. Anorectal manometry confirmed these findings and showed she was unable to expel a balloon in two minutes, indicating pelvic floor incoordination as the likely cause of her constipation. She was referred for biofeedback training, which has a 70% success rate for resolving constipation.