2. Hello!
Tired of the
âGreatest Generationâ
kissing itâs own ass?
No, Youâre Not?
Thatâs because so many
millennial fauxboys are too busy
being emo to see the bigger picture
3. ď Apparently every
smile makes you
a day youngerâŚ
Then how come these
pasty politicians donât
look a day under 69
4. For My Next Magic Trick, I Will Demonstrate
How The More Random Bulls**t Things I Say,
The Stronger Of A Dumb Ass Conspiracy Link
The Punk Ass Conspiracy Theorists Will Find
â Vertex Pharmaceuticals stock is about $72
â McDonaldâs stock is more than $120
â I once spent $86.74 at Best Buy for no
reason because the lady there was really hot
Your audience will probably
not listen to you or
might ignore the content,
but likely will do both.