This document contains a collection of short passages on various topics including cities, music, politics, immigration, and more. The passages range from a few sentences to a paragraph and include opinions, observations, and casual conversations on these subjects. While the overall document does not have a clear theme or narrative, it touches on issues related to urban life, government, and social/cultural topics.

4. Big City Of Dreams
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5. THERE IS SOMETHING
in the New York air
THAT GIVES
RELENTLESS ENERGY.- Jan Bak
HER THIS THAT
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6. The Timeless Art Of Seduction
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PLEASE NAH… I LOVE YOU!!
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7. And then I was like:
“Lemme Have Those Bills!!”
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8. THAT
CLOSE
The Top Feels So Much Better Than The Bottom
Don’t Sweat It
ENTERPRISING
CHILLIN’
BALL
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9. BYE
N Y C
HI

10. Welfare State
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12. You think a lot of police
read the latest Economist
article talking about police?
 The word corruption does not register in a world
where everyone is afraid for their own skin
 Ever heard the line:
“Ain’t nothin’ goin’ on but
the money and the power”
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13. You think a lot of police
heard a T.I. song at some point?
 The juxtaposition of competing sides of
human nature is best illuminated through
the nuances of urban music
 What I mean is that a policeman might
enjoy a song such as Whatever You Like
while at the same time despising a
song called Da Dopeman
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14. Many American people
& many Polish people share a
similar sort of skepticism when
it comes to government intentions
Anytime a fat pension is involved,
nobody is going to believe that
the recipient is motivated by a
selfless desire to help people
Anytime a big gun
is involved, the fun
immediately stops
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I’m not the type
to get knocked for
some b*llsh*t though
I’m the type to Live Long & Prosper

16. Don’t Drink
That Water!
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Your Date Here

17. Here’s a quick story about people
who don’t know how to act
•“Last time I
was here, you
guys didn’t
have cable…”
She said to me:
This girl came to
my party once
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•“Last time I
checked, your
state was
incapable of
providing
clean water to
all of its
citizens”
Reality replied:
She was
obnoxious
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•“This bottle of
French liquor
cost more
than your
cable bill”
Intelligence said:
Too much TV is
bad for you
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•Seems like
ignorance is
the real
problem,
not the
immigrants
The facts said:
Are you
dumb?
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18. It doesn’t matter if
climate change is
kept below 2°C, since
the floods of political
ignorance will do
the real damage
much sooner
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Source: BOL Advisory Group
You must be getting paid for telling
all those HILARIOUS political jokes…

20. Your Dividends
Ain’t Sh*t
I Don’t Want To Hear
About Your Little Value Stock/
I Made More Investing In My Old Block
‘Merica!

21. But you may prefer to get trapped in your
feelings rather than accepting the truth
•I wish I was joking when I
tell you that I’ve met people
who could get a law degree
from a for-profit school,
but wouldn’t be able to
get a job at Jewel-Osco

22. 1 Dollar Says More
…Than A Thousand Emojis

23. Use benefits to convince Yuppies
they are getting a great deal
million Yuppies act boujee every year in the U.S.

24. Nothing says “I’m serious”
more than a recycled quote
The same guy who made a fool
of himself for finding nothing in the
vault of gangster Al Capone is now
criticizing non-gangster rap as a way
to maybe revive his fledgling career…
only in America
-- Jan Bak (from my mind, not from an emo graduation speech)

25. Use a map to give ignorant Americans
a glimpse of the big picture
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Not $
Not $
Not $
Not $
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26. Carrots and Sticks?
No, Colors and Cans.
The same word can mean two different things?? No way…
OP L I S H
P O L I S H

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Less drama is more pleasure
is beautiful

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Everything
Over Fried
Rice

29. I told someone from my old neighborhood
that lately I’ve been snacking on Chips + Coffee
She was like: “Eww that’s gross”

30. But then again…
A lot of people both inside & outside
the U.S. think Peanut Butter + Jelly is gross

31. There’s people who enjoy Sausage + Jelly
I’m like: “Yo, that’s nasty to me”

32. Let’s agree to disagree
that many, many folks enjoy
Everything Over Fried Rice
Stuff + Fried Rice

33. Once upon a time, on cold Michigan nights…
I dined on everything over fried rice,
wined with vodka in copious amounts,
in order to get through the winter

34. But for a long time now, I forgot what
it’s like to be in a “Right To Work” spot
“…as long as it’s for us!!”
“You have a right to work…”

35. I MEAN KEEP YOUR LITTLE MONEY,
SPARE ME THE BIG B*LLSH*T
So nowadays when I say “Everything Over Fried Rice”

37. LAZY
WORKERS
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38. Rumors started to
circulate about how
the workers were
getting lazy…
…So someone
created a research
report telling people
“Hold On! Being
Lazy Might Actually
Have Benefits!

39. It was probably
the guy who
loves to criticize
the people he
believes are
dependent upon
the welfare state
Even though he fails
to see how he is
dependent upon his
employer’s paycheck
and dependent upon
the porno coming out
of Southern California

40. I know you think you’re the coolest person in the world Mr. Obnoxious Fauxboy…
But why is your girlfriend at the bar with the dude who writes your check?

41. Sometimes you gotta
know when to say:
And sometimes you
gotta know when to say:
“F**k This Employee S**t”
“Yes, Boss”

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Ungodly Days

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Trying To
Make It
Through These
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44. In This Savage Land

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Two Whiskeys, Four Vodkas
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What Is This,
Some Sort Of
Immigrant Code?!

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Nah, bro…
 It’s just that spending
more than $49.99 on a
girl you just met makes
you a damn fool

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I know it might be
hard to say No to her

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Use of brain is recommended
more frequently than use of liver

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Lit A Few
by Mr Anonymous

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Light A Few Of These In Missouri
And You’ll Be Feeling Really ‘Merica

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Light A Few Of These In Chicago
And You Might Just Find A Little Peace

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Light A Few Of These In Los Angeles
And You’ll Definitely Feel Something

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65. Live Player Tracks
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66. ‘CAUSE I WAS POOR
I wasn’t in the Boy Scouts when I was a kid…

79. I’m Glad I Made It To A Brighter Day