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In Honor Of The Toll, Part 5
La Dure Réalité
BOL
TheAdvisory Group
Ξ
Can’t say a damn thing today –
People get so sensitive
The
Master-
mind
The
Delicate
Genius
The
Change
Agent
The Supreme
1984 Rainmaker
Fauxboy 1 Fauxboy 2
Assistant
Fauxboy
FYI this only refers to the companies that do not believe their
employees’ main motivation for coming to work is to make money
62%
63%
64%
65%
66%
Monthly (From April 2010 To May 2016)
305,000,000
310,000,000
315,000,000
320,000,000
325,000,000
Monthly (From April 2010 To May 2016)
The game is
gritty, but the
girl is pretty
Every time someone calls me an
asshole, it reminds me I’m free
How many employees do
you know personally who
have no clue what is an:
Investor Presentation,
Price–Earnings Ratio, or
Earnings Per Share?
In America, police won’t bother
you if they respect your wealth
These
American
Aristocrats
Jan Bak
323,148,587There’s around this many people in the U.S.
and between 32-63 million are convinced
they are the Center Of The Universe
“Yes, we are better than you” –
The CENTER of Center Of The Universes
U.S. Population
323,148,587
Traverse City
Population
14,572
Remainder
323,134,015
SHE CAME
TO CHICAGO
FOR A REASON
She Knows That Voting With Her
Feet Is More Powerful Than
Voting With Her Mouth
Nonetheless…
convincing these aristocrats that
immigrants did not come to the U.S.
to forever be a permanent underclass
is similar to reasoning with a brick wall
1) “Thanks For The Help!” 2) “But You’re Just The Help…”
It’s like traveling through
The Khyber Pass
A Few Cultural Fundamentals
For Foolish Fanatic Fauxboys
THANK GOD
FOR THE GAME
BOL Advisory Group
#notwithbeingbroke
INSTEAD OF BEING
TRAPPED ON THE BLOCK…
Construction Consulting
The Good Part
Leaving work
at 3 PM
Turning trife life
to lavish
The Bad Part
My health gets
f’d up
All the pressure
Is It Worth It? Not for me Hell yeah!
…WE GO
PLACES
LIKE THIS
ONE HERE
FOR REAL
BOL
TheAdvisoryGroupΞ
ALL
BECAUSE
I STEPPED
OUT OF THE
BASEMENT
AND
TOLD THE
FAUXBOYS:
“I GOT SH*T
TO DO”
WHETHER
YOU ARE
LUSTING
FOR
AFFECTION
OR
LUSTING
FOR
SUCCESS,
STAY TRUE
TO THE
GAME
LUST CAN BE BOTH THE
BIGGEST MOTIVATOR & THE BIGGEST DISTRACTION
KEEP YOUR MIND TOGETHER
Schizophrenic Dough
BOL ADVISORY GROUP
Many Faces Of The United States –
Just My Interpretation Of The Situation
Colonial Era
Expansion Era
Progressive Era
Welfare Era
I’ve Been Rich, I’ve Been Poor –
I’ve Saved And Blown Bread
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
Polish Golden Age Polish Not-So-
Golden Age
American Immortal
Age
Tomorrow
Standard Of Living Culture Assets
?
Those Who Call Me Abnormal Have Been People
Who Fall Into One Of These Categories
• Jackboys
• Fauxboys
• Tools
• Clowns
• Bums
• Banana Republicans
How Sane Is Normal Really?
Go On & Marinate On That For A Minute
If you’re
scared…
Go to church
BOL
TheAdvisoryGroup
Ξ
PresentedBy
“
Dreaming is cool –
Eventually you have to wake
up from a dream and go get it
All My Homies Only
Satisfied With 1st Place
…That Part
I’m Focused
Still I see chickenhead investors having
sociopathic illusions, as they stumble over
played out ‘free market’ clichés and call it
‘independent investment analysis’
On Space
Chickenhead Investors
They have strong investment
views, views taken directly from
the latest investing book –
Unscrupulous lawyers and
brokers love these dudes
because they’re making a
fortune off them
Let me break it down for you
Sociopathic Illusions
The crazy mess brewing in the
heads of self righteous zealots
so blinded by greed that they are
convinced of their own
‘righteousness’ and it’s clearly
the rest of the world that is evil –
The prototypical racist mentality
I was a child left behind,
now the fauxboys are so
far behind me that I can’t
even see them – Tell ‘em
they can crunch all the
numbers they want
See the forest and the trees
LAZY
WORKERS
Presented By:
BOL Advisory Group
Rumors started to
circulate about how
the workers were
getting lazy…
…So someone
created a research
report telling people
“Hold On! Being
Lazy Might Actually
Have Benefits!
It was probably
the guy who
loves to criticize
the people he
believes are
dependent upon
the welfare state
Even though he fails
to see how he is
dependent upon his
employer’s paycheck
and dependent upon
the porno coming out
of Southern California
I know you think you’re the coolest person in the world Mr. Obnoxious Fauxboy…
But why is your girlfriend at the bar with the dude who writes your check?
Sometimes you gotta
know when to say:
And sometimes you
gotta know when to say:
“F**k This Employee S**t”
“Yes, Boss”
BORED &
HOPELESS
Nah, bro
You thought you
were the only one?!
Don’t worry, I’m used to people talking bullsh*t
because they are bored with their life and
they feel hopeless since they lack direction
DON’T BE THAT GUY
Who Is Against Globalization But Drives A Mercedes
😭
A Grave New World
Where the self-proclaimed, educated elites
know how to pump you full of designer pills
yet their kids don’t even know how to pump gas
999,998,889
Institutionalized Individual #999,998,889
BE CAREFUL
Dating The Daughter
Of A Rich Oilman Is
Like Walking On
Eggshells…With
Hungry Lions Watching
SOMETIMES YOU
JUST HAVE TO BE LIKE
“CUT THAT NONSENSE”
Know A Girl Who Has Dreams Of Making It Herself,
But Her Family Only Believes In
“Marrying A Rich Man”
“Only” 10% of Americans
remain uninsured
What’s the point of having health insurance if you
don’t have health in the first place?
Medicine Man
BOL Advisory Group
Hello!
Tired of the
“Greatest Generation”
kissing it’s own ass?
No, You’re Not?
That’s because so many
millennial fauxboys are too busy
being emo to see the bigger picture
 Apparently every
smile makes you
a day younger…
Then how come these
pasty politicians don’t
look a day under 69
For My Next Magic Trick, I Will Demonstrate
How The More Random Bulls**t Things I Say,
The Stronger Of A Dumb Ass Conspiracy Link
The Punk Ass Conspiracy Theorists Will Find
◍ Vertex Pharmaceuticals stock is about $72
◍ McDonald’s stock is more than $120
◍ I once spent $86.74 at Best Buy for no
reason because the lady there was really hot
Your audience will probably
not listen to you or
might ignore the content,
but likely will do both.
Vodka
Pepper
Who Needs A Doctor When
You Have Vodka & Pepper!
BIG CONCEPT
Not Everyone Can Have
A Profession Where
They Save Lives…
Some Have Professions
Where They Make Lives
Note The Use Of Abstract
Art In This Piece To Reflect
The Modern Sentiment
Towards Populist
Leanings
💃
Whoa!
That’s some big water,
are you scared?
Beautiful Bouncing Broads
BOL Advisory Group
Back To Nature?
No, thanks
Exploitation In Hong Kong?
Definitely no thanks
Don’t think this
is what they meant by
“get back on your feet”
Back then it was called Za Chlebem
Nothing has changed, now it’s just called Chasing Bread
I’d rather have it
brought to me though
Call Me Crazy
Freedom Is Always Worth The Fight! The Thought Police Ain’t Sh*t!
You think she
wants a yuppie who is
making $80,000 a year…
When you are riding with your
domestic partner, you put on some
urban beats, and she tries to be
nice by saying “It’s catchy”…
…Then she puts on some angry betch music
and you’re like “Haha okay, that’s not bad”
In Honor Of The Toll, Part 5: La Dure Réalité

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In Honor Of The Toll, Part 5: La Dure Réalité

  • 1. In Honor Of The Toll, Part 5 La Dure Réalité
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  • 11. Can’t say a damn thing today – People get so sensitive The Master- mind The Delicate Genius The Change Agent The Supreme 1984 Rainmaker Fauxboy 1 Fauxboy 2 Assistant Fauxboy FYI this only refers to the companies that do not believe their employees’ main motivation for coming to work is to make money
  • 12. 62% 63% 64% 65% 66% Monthly (From April 2010 To May 2016) 305,000,000 310,000,000 315,000,000 320,000,000 325,000,000 Monthly (From April 2010 To May 2016) The game is gritty, but the girl is pretty
  • 13. Every time someone calls me an asshole, it reminds me I’m free How many employees do you know personally who have no clue what is an: Investor Presentation, Price–Earnings Ratio, or Earnings Per Share?
  • 14. In America, police won’t bother you if they respect your wealth
  • 16. 323,148,587There’s around this many people in the U.S. and between 32-63 million are convinced they are the Center Of The Universe
  • 17. “Yes, we are better than you” – The CENTER of Center Of The Universes U.S. Population 323,148,587 Traverse City Population 14,572 Remainder 323,134,015
  • 18. SHE CAME TO CHICAGO FOR A REASON She Knows That Voting With Her Feet Is More Powerful Than Voting With Her Mouth
  • 19. Nonetheless… convincing these aristocrats that immigrants did not come to the U.S. to forever be a permanent underclass is similar to reasoning with a brick wall 1) “Thanks For The Help!” 2) “But You’re Just The Help…”
  • 20. It’s like traveling through The Khyber Pass
  • 21. A Few Cultural Fundamentals For Foolish Fanatic Fauxboys
  • 22. THANK GOD FOR THE GAME BOL Advisory Group
  • 24. INSTEAD OF BEING TRAPPED ON THE BLOCK… Construction Consulting The Good Part Leaving work at 3 PM Turning trife life to lavish The Bad Part My health gets f’d up All the pressure Is It Worth It? Not for me Hell yeah!
  • 25. …WE GO PLACES LIKE THIS ONE HERE FOR REAL BOL TheAdvisoryGroupΞ
  • 26. ALL BECAUSE I STEPPED OUT OF THE BASEMENT AND TOLD THE FAUXBOYS: “I GOT SH*T TO DO”
  • 28. LUST CAN BE BOTH THE BIGGEST MOTIVATOR & THE BIGGEST DISTRACTION KEEP YOUR MIND TOGETHER
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  • 31. Many Faces Of The United States – Just My Interpretation Of The Situation Colonial Era Expansion Era Progressive Era Welfare Era
  • 32. I’ve Been Rich, I’ve Been Poor – I’ve Saved And Blown Bread 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 Polish Golden Age Polish Not-So- Golden Age American Immortal Age Tomorrow Standard Of Living Culture Assets ?
  • 33. Those Who Call Me Abnormal Have Been People Who Fall Into One Of These Categories • Jackboys • Fauxboys • Tools • Clowns • Bums • Banana Republicans
  • 34. How Sane Is Normal Really? Go On & Marinate On That For A Minute
  • 37. “ Dreaming is cool – Eventually you have to wake up from a dream and go get it
  • 38. All My Homies Only Satisfied With 1st Place …That Part
  • 39. I’m Focused Still I see chickenhead investors having sociopathic illusions, as they stumble over played out ‘free market’ clichés and call it ‘independent investment analysis’ On Space
  • 40. Chickenhead Investors They have strong investment views, views taken directly from the latest investing book – Unscrupulous lawyers and brokers love these dudes because they’re making a fortune off them Let me break it down for you Sociopathic Illusions The crazy mess brewing in the heads of self righteous zealots so blinded by greed that they are convinced of their own ‘righteousness’ and it’s clearly the rest of the world that is evil – The prototypical racist mentality
  • 41. I was a child left behind, now the fauxboys are so far behind me that I can’t even see them – Tell ‘em they can crunch all the numbers they want
  • 42. See the forest and the trees
  • 44. Rumors started to circulate about how the workers were getting lazy… …So someone created a research report telling people “Hold On! Being Lazy Might Actually Have Benefits!
  • 45. It was probably the guy who loves to criticize the people he believes are dependent upon the welfare state Even though he fails to see how he is dependent upon his employer’s paycheck and dependent upon the porno coming out of Southern California
  • 46. I know you think you’re the coolest person in the world Mr. Obnoxious Fauxboy… But why is your girlfriend at the bar with the dude who writes your check?
  • 47. Sometimes you gotta know when to say: And sometimes you gotta know when to say: “F**k This Employee S**t” “Yes, Boss”
  • 49. Nah, bro You thought you were the only one?! Don’t worry, I’m used to people talking bullsh*t because they are bored with their life and they feel hopeless since they lack direction
  • 50. DON’T BE THAT GUY Who Is Against Globalization But Drives A Mercedes 😭
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  • 52. A Grave New World Where the self-proclaimed, educated elites know how to pump you full of designer pills yet their kids don’t even know how to pump gas 999,998,889 Institutionalized Individual #999,998,889
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  • 54. BE CAREFUL Dating The Daughter Of A Rich Oilman Is Like Walking On Eggshells…With Hungry Lions Watching
  • 55. SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO BE LIKE “CUT THAT NONSENSE” Know A Girl Who Has Dreams Of Making It Herself, But Her Family Only Believes In “Marrying A Rich Man”
  • 56. “Only” 10% of Americans remain uninsured What’s the point of having health insurance if you don’t have health in the first place?
  • 58. Hello! Tired of the “Greatest Generation” kissing it’s own ass? No, You’re Not? That’s because so many millennial fauxboys are too busy being emo to see the bigger picture
  • 59.  Apparently every smile makes you a day younger… Then how come these pasty politicians don’t look a day under 69
  • 60. For My Next Magic Trick, I Will Demonstrate How The More Random Bulls**t Things I Say, The Stronger Of A Dumb Ass Conspiracy Link The Punk Ass Conspiracy Theorists Will Find ◍ Vertex Pharmaceuticals stock is about $72 ◍ McDonald’s stock is more than $120 ◍ I once spent $86.74 at Best Buy for no reason because the lady there was really hot Your audience will probably not listen to you or might ignore the content, but likely will do both.
  • 61. Vodka Pepper Who Needs A Doctor When You Have Vodka & Pepper!
  • 62. BIG CONCEPT Not Everyone Can Have A Profession Where They Save Lives… Some Have Professions Where They Make Lives
  • 63. Note The Use Of Abstract Art In This Piece To Reflect The Modern Sentiment Towards Populist Leanings 💃
  • 64. Whoa! That’s some big water, are you scared?
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  • 68. Exploitation In Hong Kong? Definitely no thanks Don’t think this is what they meant by “get back on your feet”
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  • 70. Back then it was called Za Chlebem Nothing has changed, now it’s just called Chasing Bread
  • 71. I’d rather have it brought to me though Call Me Crazy
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  • 74. Freedom Is Always Worth The Fight! The Thought Police Ain’t Sh*t!
  • 75. You think she wants a yuppie who is making $80,000 a year…
  • 76. When you are riding with your domestic partner, you put on some urban beats, and she tries to be nice by saying “It’s catchy”… …Then she puts on some angry betch music and you’re like “Haha okay, that’s not bad”