The document provides a list of song titles and brief passages of text from an advisory group. It touches on various topics including perspectives on city vs suburban life, encounters with law enforcement, poverty, hustling, and gangster rap music.

2. Promiscuous Residuals
Dirty Polock
A Difference Of Perspective
Life On Trial
Pigs On The Highway
Respect Their Wildness
Small Town Of Madness
Voting With Her Mouth
Crash The Concentration Camp
Money In The Worst Way
Too Late To Be Tough
Cloudy Criminality
Dealt A Bad Hand
Killer Cut
No Question Marks Or Commas
Handsome Cash Flow
Adult Stuff
Vacation Fornication
Sleeping On The Beach

3. PROMISCUOUS
RESIDUALS
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4. I ABSOLUTELY DON’T GIVE A F**K
THAT THE PRESIDENT IS “WHITE”/
OUT ON ANY AMERICAN AVENUE, I
STILL HOLD MY RESIDUALS TIGHT

5. #URBANART

6. A METAPHOR FOR THE CHICAGO
BUSINESS ENVIRONMENT…MORE
ACTUALLY LIKE REALITY THOUGH

7. CONSULTING THE ECONOMIC ENGINE

8. #SOPHISTICATEDSLUTS

10. STAY SWIFT ON
YOUR CASH FLOWS
Sometimes There’s Nothing To Do In
The City But Sip Slow & Smash Hoes

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12. Play this in court or
play this for sport

13. Once upon a time,
somewhere in Chicago,
I was lounging with
the daughter of a
Taiwanese landowner
She was telling me how on
her recent European trip,
she heard from some
European dudes that
Polish people are known in
Europe for stealing things
Damn, she got me really
good with that one lol
Somehow she missed
the part where Germany
stole all those countries’
currencies and made
them use Diet Dollars
» For many things in life,
there is no better
word than kurwa
to express yourself
» A woman once told me
that “kurwa mach” will
never be forgotten after
we discussed curse words
in different languages
during a Friday lunch
break at work

14. » A State Of Michigan attorney once wanted me
to take a mental health test…maybe he was
just mad because I graduated from the
University Of Michigan and he didn’t
» They got me really good though, I admit I’ll fail their
mental health test…the first question is gonna be
“Are you racist?” and I’m gonna answer “No” and
according to them that means I already failed
» It’s cool though, I’ll be having sex with
beautiful women while they grade my test

15. » I remember the first time
I went to a Michigan
football game and
they started doing
the Nazi salute…
» I was like: “Huh?!”
» That moment was
almost as fun as the
time I was somewhere
around Birmingham, MI
and a lady told me:
“My cleaning lady
is Polish!”

16. Save the gossip for the b*tches
“Come on, man…you gonna let that dirty Polock play
you for a fool?!...of course we’ll help you smoke that
asshole like a Polish sausage!...you can count on us to
have your back like Trump has our back!!”

17. A Difference
Of Perspective
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18. What Suburban People Are Like
“If you bring those trash folks from the city,
I’m calling the poh-lease!”

19. What City People Are Like
“Eh, please keep that petty
provincialism out the city!!”

21. The court ordered medicine man is
gonna be like: “You don’t need
money…you need meditation!”

22. But then when you show up
in court they’re gonna be like:
“Where’s the money?!”

23. What’s A Man To Do???!!!

24. This is what I believe
the self-proclaimed
upper class people are
waiting for and wishing
to happen when I show
up to their parade

25. This is what I actually
do to avoid problems
from boppers, coppers,
etc, etc, etc, etc…

26. Playboy…there’s not
enough dramas on
Netflix for you?!!
They think I’m crazy because
I don’t want to spend my
weekends shopping at Costco
and watching HBO…or maybe the
top cops are golf buddies with the
town big shots…whatever the
root of the drama, it’s not
worth losing sleep over

27. For more tales about
the harsh realities of life,
pick up a copy of
Thus Spoketh Ernesto
at your local
institution of vice
“Uh, 10-4…let’s keep the hip hop
thugs out of this community…
one time our daughter brought
home one of those gangster
rappers, and if I can tell you, I
wouldn't want you good ol’ folks
to go through the same trauma
we went through, mmkay”

29. Life On Trial
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33. I’ve noticed how the times in my life I’ve
experienced police starting problems with
me JUST HAPPEN to be when there are
things like wage disputes & layoff rumors
going on within their organizations
Nowadays you gotta keep one eye
open for the crooked pigs/
And the other eye open for
the legal jackboys who want
to LEGALLY split your wig

34. Pigs On
The Highway
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35. American Wild West
Type Heinousness
The same people who came up with the label
Non-White Hispanic to describe a Human Being
want to tell ME that I’m living MY life wrong

36. Polices pushing my
mama for a guilty plea/
They want to make me
a victim of police brutality/
But I don’t want my mama
to shed a single tear for me
Nowadays they come with all
kinds of twisted buffoonery
I’m just thankful that the Lord blessed
me so that I can see it coming from
thousands of miles away

37. According to Mr. Pig, “California money”
• De Jure
 Bureaucratically they are known as public defenders
• De Facto
 The good folks in California more accurately
termed them as public pretenders
What Exactly Is…A Federal Reserve Note??
 The Rent-A-Cops knocked at the door, and five
of them took me out in my pajamas without
a warrant…then the next morning wondered
why I didn’t have money on me
 Playboy…I keep money in the bank, not in my pajamas,
for reasons exactly like this one, so the pigs can’t take it!
is apparently no good in Illinois

38. Shife jokers couldn’t
cut it ‘cause their
game was sh*tty/
Fauxboys got mad so
they had to bad
mouth the city
Make sure they
put this in my file
Because we all know
they look at everything
online and then ask
questions they already
have the answers to,
even though you can
see everything about
you including your profile
pic in their folder pile
from where you are
standing in the
courtroom
It’s the goofy
guy with the
glasses,
I wouldn’t
trust him with
even a penny

39. I can already hear their
nervous, repressed laugher
from the comfort of my
own residence known as
Freedom and Civil Rights
“Now that we kicked that troublemaker
out of town, let’s see what he does
without police misconduct and evening
tumbleweeds in his life AHAHAHAH!!!”

40. I have nothing to hide,
but maybe they do.
Perhaps that’s why they keep
stressing to hire a lawyer…
It definitely speeds up the flow
of their cases when you hire a
shife lawyer who sets up and
does his own clients dirty

41. If you are scared to
do police work, you
shouldn’t be a police
officer in the first place
Please include this important
message in the training manual
that crooked cops won’t
read anyways

42. I love my mama to death!
No love for pigs though.

43. RESPECT
THEIR
WILDNESS
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44. People on the
outskirts are
scared that
“the city” might
do them harm/
Meanwhile, the city
is the only place
that welcomed me
with open arms
BEST TO KEEP THE PETTY
POLITICKING STUCK IN THE PAST

45. ONE OF THE GIRLS WAS LIKE: “I ONLY HEARD ABOUT
POVERTY…OHMAGAWD, IT’S ACTUALLY REAL”
SHE WASN’T HAPPY WITH HER NEW UNPRIVILEGED
LIFESTYLE, AND LATER IN THE NIGHT WHEN SHE
DIDN’T HAVE SOMEONE TO DRIVE HER SOMEWHERE
ON A WHIM, SHE WAS LIKE: “THIS SUCKS”
I WAS LIKE, DAMN…I HAPPENED TO BE ENJOYING
MYSELF ON THIS COZY, DREARY DAY UNTIL SHE GOT
ALL FOOLISH WITH HER CHATTER
ONCE UPON A RAINY DAY IN CHICAGO,
A FEW GIRLS FROM TEXAS WERE
LOUNGING AT MY HOME

46. THEY CAME TO CHICAGO
TO SEE SNOW & POVERTY
...HUH?...WHAT?!

47. HOW MANY WAYS WILL
THEY TWIST MY WORDS
IN COURT THIS TIME

48. a) My good friend’s
brother fought in Iraq
b) Nowadays he’s
struggling with
homelessness
c) How the f**k am I
supposed to be
patriotic
We’ll come together to
fight things like
German genocidal
aggression and
madman Iraqi
dictators
But for American
Wild West type
heinousness, you’re
pretty much on your
own to stand up for
yourself
AMERICAN LAW IN A NUTSHELL

49. …WE CALL HOME SWEET HOME
WHAT THEY CALL POVERTY…

50. BOL ADVISORY GROUP
SMALL TOWN OF MADNESS

51. BACK ON NARRAGANSETT…
• Police once came to the apartment I
was living at with my mom, my mom’s
friend, and her friend’s daughter
• They blamed us little toddlers for being
too loud and told us to be quiet
• This was around 1992

52. POLICE AT MY MAMA’S HOME
• Nowadays, my mom is living
in a much nicer place
• But police are still telling me to be quiet,
but in a much LESS nicer way
•“Y’all Polocks need to stop shouting
so gadamn loud! We can’t hear the
sounds of our guns over your
gadamn immigrant racket!!”

53. Various law
enforcement agencies
frequently come
with the same excuse
over and over again:
“Um, we have a
shortage of staff”
HEAT
WAVE
HOT

54. PROCEED WITH CAUTION
TRUMP ABOUT TO BLOW EVERYTHING UP! GET MONEY!!

55. SOME PEOPLE HUSTLE JUST TO EAT
• I was walking down the
street and a dude
stopped to start telling
me that his son just
passed away…
• Before he had a
chance to finish his story,
I gave him a dollar and
he thanked me
• Whether or not
he was telling the
truth, one thing
for sure is that our
short exchange
vividly illustrates
the power
of the dollar
$1

56. LIFE PREDICTED BY A GYPSY…
 “The Poor Do Not Exist”
 “The Poor Are Faceless”
 “The Poor Are Undeserving”
 “The Poor Are An Eyesore”
 “The Poor Only Have Themselves To Blame”
“The Poor Are Down On Their Luck”
“The Wealthy Are Fascinating And Benevolent”
“The Wealthy Include A Few Bad Apples”
“The Middle Class Is Us”
“The Middle Class Is A Victim”
“The Middle Class Is Not A Working Class”
A SAMPLE OF SOME OF THE BULLSH*T
YOU MIGHT HEAR OUT THERE

57. A L L I N E E D I S S O M E C I G A R S A N D A Q U A R T E R /
A C O U P L E C A R S A N D A L A W Y E R
K I N D A P A C K I N ' A B I T C H , A N D I ' L L B E B A C K W I T H A H I T
THE NIGHT TIME ECONOMY

60. AROUND THESE PARTS
T H I S I S
A “ G O O D
N E I G H B O R H O O D ”
T H I S I S
A “ B A D
N E I G H B O R H O O D ”

61. LAWMAN SAYS:
“MEDICATION REDUCE CRIME.”
THAT’S CODE FOR:
HE DOESN'T WANT ME TO DATE HIS DAUGHTER

63. OLD NEW AVENUES
SEARCHING FOR
A BETTER LIFE IN
THIS SAVAGE LAND

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66. 
“The problem is you have a bad
attitude about being a victim”

67. 
Whether legal or illegal,
crooked dope might still
maybe destroy your brain
Porno Addicts Causing Static

68. All of a sudden
there’s been an emergence of
overnight PSYCHO therapists…
…Or should I say these new age extortionists

69. 
All About Context
Music That Sounds Better
When You Are Sober
Music That Sounds Better
When You Are Drunk

70. Two Critical Life Skills
1) Know When People Are Lying
2) Know Where The Money Is

71. Money In The
Worst Way
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72. Assembly Line Justice Is
Nothing But Pure F*ckery

73. Too Hot To End
With A Cold Case
Making Moves On
The North Side Jungle
Staying Grounded With
The West Side Origins

75. TOO LATE TO BE TOUGH

76. …
Their Daughters & Lady
Friends Think I’m Really Nice/
But Fauxboys Still Stay
Discriminating With
Stereotypes So Shife

77. STUDIES SUGGEST…SUBPOENAS
• I don’t see how ending up in a police blotter is
supposed to be a punishment…how can anything
be worse than police murdering victims
• Consequently, police departments across the nation
are making themselves look beyond devilish
every few days when their buffoonery
ends up on national television

78. MAKING UP THE RULES AS THEY GO
• I swear to God that public defenders can
be gadamn fools, talking as if they are
the ones who print money
• I’m better off speaking for myself instead
of a shife joker speaking on my behalf
• Words are power,…because of that,
law enforcement might not be able to stand you

79. OH KURWA!
• Have you ever experienced when someone
you know suddenly starts acting like a hot sh*t
Yuppie just because they started getting
a paycheck for the first time??
• It’s like a young guy who suddenly discovers sex
for the first time and can’t stop tripping
• Yeah, I know…REALLY obnoxious

80. CHICAGO RIVER RUNNERS (1/2)
• Welcome to Chicago…I’m from the part of
the city that doesn’t have a sports team,
the closest we got is the Bulls
• I’m starting my own team called the River Runners,
it’s a team of one and I like to keep it that way
• Some individuals I know get excited when they tell
others they are from “The North Side”, but the
gadamn Yuppies don’t feel that Chicagoans who live
West of the highway are actually “Northsiders”

81. CHICAGO RIVER RUNNERS (2/2)
• Some might call me an asshole for saying such
things, but at least I’m realistic about life since I
know very well that no gadamn Yuppie will come
bail anyone out of jail whenever law enforcement
does a sweep and starts scapegoating “poor people”

82. Keep An Open Eye For The Hook!

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90. • What Up Gangsta
• Patiently Waiting
• Many Men (Wish Death)
• High All The Time
• Heat
• Blood Hound
• Back Down
• Poor Lil’ Rich
• Don’t Push Me
• Gotta Make It To Heaven
• Wanksta
• U Not Like Me
• Shot Down
• Life’s On The Line
• In My Hood
• This Is 50
• I’m Supposed
To Die Tonight
• GATman and Robin
• Ski Mask Way
• Gunz Come Out
• My Toy Soldiers
• I Don’t Need Em
• My Gun Go Off
• Man Down
• I’ll Still Kill
• I Get Money
• Fully Loaded Clip
• Curtis 187
• Touch The Sky
• I’ll Be The Shooter
• The Invitation
• Then Days Went By
• Death To My Enemies
• So Disrespectful
• Psycho
• Hold Me Down
• Crime Wave
• Stretch
• Strong Enough
• Get It Hot
• Gangsta’s Delight
• Flight 187
• Body Bags
Here’s Just A Few Examples

91. Get you some of
the goods from Jewel
Because lots of bad chicks
work and shop at Jewel

92. Here’s an example of
how to tell the fauxboys
to stop bothering you
with that faux sh*t
Shut up
you f*cking
kurwa mach!

95. KILLER CUT
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96. DEFINITION – KILLER CUT
 When dudes get to busting their heads over some nasty skank
 Please don’t associate me with these silly fools fighting over
a girl that won’t be there for them when the sh*t gets thick
 Call me crazy, but I’m actually not at all interested in spending
time in court because some random guy believes I pose a
romantic threat to his lady friend…I don’t know that hoe!
 I’m not one to fall victim to that killer cut just to get a quick nut…

97. “STREET SEXY”
It’s the simple things in life…
 There’s nothing like a bad city
chick with a fat ass walking down
the street wearing high socks
 Do you think if a male cop is
infatuated with the same slut that
you are infatuated with, he will be
eager to protect and serve you in
the way his duty dictates?
 After all, police have the same
instincts and impulses like the rest of us

98. I’M LOOKING FOR THAT SPECIAL
LADY TO BRING OUT MY INNER SLUT
Is celibacy really a good thing? Or is promiscuity the true norma1?

99. IT’S NOT EASY
TO BE ME!!
Anyone trying to be like me.....
you can’t be like me!!

101. Few days later she Liked Slutwalk on Facebook
A WOMAN ONCE
CALLED ME A SLUT
COMPLIMENT
OR CRITICISM?

102. BOL Advisory Group
NO QUESTION MARKS OR COMMAS

103. DEEP IN THE GAME,
ADDICTED TO CHANGE

104. Wrongful Convictions
Justified Sentences?
Innocent People In Prison
(High Estimate)
Innocent People In Prison
(Conservative Estimate)
DELINQUENCY & DESTINY
Some bureaucrats call my neighborhood an Irregular Zone/
Some prosecutors will lock up innocent kids to get their name known
Estimate regarding the number of innocent people pleading guilty is between 2-8%*
*for convicted felons

105. Community stars fantasize about
how one day they might be
acting a fool in Rome…
…The game left some of
them with a one way ticket
straight to the funeral home
#DAMNITSACOLDGAME

106. Stanleyamunaten translates roughly as “Stanley has a spectacular credit score”
OLD HICKS ROAD

108. Handsome
Cash Flow

109. 1.
Transition
headline
Let’s start with the first set of
slides

110. Because Earned Money Goes Further Than Trick Money!
Turn Your “Right To Work Change” Into “Free Range Bank Roll”

111. I should really watch
my smart mouth though
before I piss off another
Bible Belt attorney
Otherwise, what am I going to do for blueberries?!

112. It’s silly how some of these temperamental old dudes get upset…
Maybe if they could actually please their wives they wouldn’t have to resort to racist jingoism
That Polock
Jan Bak
“Don’t get mad
because my
tongue streches
further than their
bullsh*t salary”
Proverbs 15:4
“The soothing
tongue is a tree
of life, but a
perverse tongue
crushes the spirit”

113. Don’t get me started though on
the spoiled rich kids who can’t
even cook a basic meal
I’m looking for a woman
whose skill set revolves
around more than just:
1) Asking parents for money
2) Posting selfies online

114. “I put the Trader Joe’s in the microwave, where’s my Nobel Prize!!!”

115. When people start talking communist…
…I start paying homage to the capitalists of Atlanta
Coca-Cola…
…tastes better than that cheap communist kool-aid
Killer Mike…
…sounds better than every lame Chinese rapper

116. A Big Mac is around $2.46* in Hong Kong?!? –
Well, at least they got that going for them
*subject to fluctuation

117. Not so fast, groupies
Fact:
The U.S. economy revolves around free enterprise
but Jim Harbaugh thinks it revolves around him
Too many fans are fast to run their mouth
as if they are Number 1…damn, I must have
missed the part where they beat Ohio State
I know, I know…y’all want to blame the immigrants when I say these things, but I actually
wish them well because I have a U-M degree and when you do well, it means I do well too

118. 🔨🎃 🎈📌
Get on the grind/
And stay the f**k up out of mine

119. Adult Stuff
Jan Bak

120. “
Big Like Big Business
Also Known As

121. “
Romance In The Alley
Also Known As

122. “
Bros Will Be Bros & Hoes Will Be Hoes
Also Known As

123. Girl if you play me
for a fool, I’ll be
down somewhere
in Chicago/
Smokin’ something
stronger than
a pack of
Red Marlboro

124. Oh, these clever marketing ploys #hahalulz
Exceptional Serving Amounts In An Unexceptional Serving Size

126. Girls Used To Ask
R u in a frat?!

127. Now They Say
What kind of car
do u drive?!

128. The Tactful Ones Just
Google The House Prices
“He’s rich!”

129. What is a status hoe?
Is it true you must first romance
a status hoe before you can
change the status quo…

130. Uh, I missed my flight….

131. Vacation Fornication
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132.  One time I was driving to Peoria and
saw a HUGE vehicle transporting a house
 I was like “Whoa, I’ve only seen that
on the Simpsons before”…my lady friend
was later like “Yeah, that’s actually a thing”
 That one time Homer negotiated a dental plan from
Mr. Burns is a great example of brilliant negotiation
 You think I’m joking, but it actually might be easier to
negotiate something from Mr. Burns than to negotiate
something from the Cook County Circuit Court System
Spinning on the floor like Homer Simpson

133. “Watching out for
crooked laws, while
my life is on trial”
Maybe I should
have paid a trick
$10,000 to show me
this report instead
of just Googling
it for $Free.99

134. Better to lay in the County than lay in a Coffin –
Even better to lay with your Lady Friend though
Police Misconduct Cases
Retaliatory Police Action
If it happens more
than zero times,
it’s most definitely
a HUGE gadamn
problem
$0
$50
$100
$150
$200
$250
$300
$ Spent On
Misconduct
Lawsuits
(2011-2016)
$ Spent On
Outside
Lawyers
Millions
Chicago
*Estimates*

135. To hell with Manifest Destiny,
in my future I see that vicious
vixen with the wide curves
Years of living under
pressure might leave us
with nothing but fried nerves/

136. Older folks might like Bob Dylan, but what’s a
better album to lounge with your lady friend?

137. I Need A
California
Vacation!
The kind on the West Coast,
not the kind on Chicago’s
2700 California Ave
Never get any rest…

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SLEEPING ON
THE BEACH

139. I washed the steak down
with Coke & Dr. Pepper,
no government cheese/
A lot of tricks are quick to pass
out Pepsi like a sex disease

140. Changing Perceptions
Longitudinal Samples: A Cross-Sectional Study (1992-2016)
“F**k Black
Caesar, they call
me Black Trump”
1992 2000 2016
“Got a room in
Trump Towers,
just to hit for
three hours”
“F**k
Donald
Trump”

141. Collateral Consequences Are More
Like Concentrated Punishment
“Um, you can either plead guilty…”
“…or you can plead guilty.”

142. People Who Put Their Mama In A Nursing Home
Have The Nerve To Lecture Me About Civil Death
The Death Of Jim Loney
“Trumpcare About To Fix Everything!”

143. Ohmagawd, R U Polish??!!