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Sparks
EVERYBODY NEEDS A SPARK
I used to read the Sunday New York Times
each week, until I didn’t anymore
Why are you reading
the New York Times?!
Why analyze it, when you can realize it
De Jure
A judge asked how well I know the law –
I think I have some conception
I’ve been through 3 divorces
De Facto
$0
The amount I spent on marriage related expenses in my life
I’ve never been married
Keep Enterprising
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• A trustworthy
looking
person to
make sure
there is no
funny
business
going down
Yuppie Category 2 Category 3 Post Yuppie
Series 1 Series 2 Series 3
DesireToExcel
LoveOfFitness
ConcernForOthers
EnjoymentOfWork
Self-Awareness
FreeTime
There is
no such
thing as
Free Wifi
15%
80%
5%
Miscellaneous
Business Of Life
Music & Making Merry
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Helium
It Takes Two To Fly
Before I met her, I would
say my life was mediocre
She took me to places I would
have never seen without her
There’s always room for good company
Rich Girls
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Suitable For Ages 16+
This program contains the following –
Viewer sensitivity is ill-advised
Money Talk
Political Discourse
Birds & Bees Conversation
MT
PD
BBC
Excuse Me, Sir
Can you please point
me in the direction of
the conservative girls
who party liberally?
She doesn’t believe in health insurance for everyone…
and she thinks she’s being a good republican
by repeating what her daddy said
Trumpcare Won’t Prevent/Cure
Warning
Every Venereal Disease Either
Meanwhile,
on the west side of America
If you’ve never flown down a California freeway in
the middle of the night with a vehicle full of
California girls, you aint been living!
She likes me now, but will probably hate
my guts in about 8 months
Right Now 8 Month From Now
THIS IS THE STORY OF MY LIFE AND IT KEEPS REPEATING ITSELF
CHANGE IS NOT ALWAYS GOOD!
In China, some dude in a
book wrote “conceal a
dagger in a smile”
That’s why in America
they carry guns to turn
fake smiles like that
upside down
She’s a devout individual –
Nonetheless, her passion for my crazy ass self
outweighs her devout republicanism
The
Greatest
Lie Ever
Told
“I didn’t bite the forbidden fruit…it was the snake!”
Feeling Overworked?
Take An Urban Vacation
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Ain’t Got That Kind Of Time
Capital Requirements
What You Have What You Need
You’re on a mission that some say is impossible
But when you handle the business,
fair-weather friends come back flocking
Pleading for your
help
Claiming they are
better than you
Being a tough guy
around you
You can’t call and hold their hand everyday,
you got lots of things to do
Now •Cover the utility, food, and
general living bills
•Pay the property tax
•Handle the health insurance
•Compensate the lawyers
•Set aside medical fees
•Buy the wife some lovely
things
•Give some money to friends
who need and deserve it
•Make some worthwhile
donations and contributions
•Etc, etc, etc
Later
•Buy the new vehicle
you’ve been eyeing
for yourself for a
long time
•Go wild on that
vacation trip
•Partake in general
pleasantries
GO
Collect $295 in
health insurance
benefits as you
pass GO
Marvin
Gardens
Property currently
unavailable, new
elegant residences
under construction
– Opening in
Spring 2017
Chance
Card
You got
subpoenaed! Go
directly to court!
Do not pass GO,
do not collect
$295
A grind like that never goes out of style
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Do Not Disturb
 Sometimes you have to say No a few times
1) No sir
1) Nooo……
1) Shut the (blank) up
1) No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Management can be unglamorous
 The urge to say
something can be
extremely powerful
 It’s critical to speak
because you have
something to say and
not just talk when you
have to say something
Got to know when to hold ‘em,
know when to told ‘em
Sears TowerBack
Then
Willis TowerNow-
adays
Blue TowerThe
Future?
For a person to give advice,
someone has to be willing to take it
Your career isn’t any more
challenging than mine
SOUNDS COOL
The 5 Steps
Crawl Fall Stall Recall Ball
Our annual
social budget
is $300
We don’t
know how to
do it
These
products sell
themselves
Will that be
check or
credit card?
Thank you
for your
business
1 2 3 4 5
Everything that is said is not what is meant
DONE
BOL Advisory Group
The nature of our
learning is ever-changing
0
20
40
60
80
100%
Elementary
Inside The
Class
Outside The
Class
80
High School
Inside The Class
Outside The Class
120
College
Inside The Class
150
Outside The Class
Inside
The
Class
Outside
The
Class
Amount Of Learning
Friendship isn’t the same once money
comes – It can remain strong though
Money
Sharing Dreams
$10,000 $100,000 $500,000
Support In Difficult Moments
Eagerness To Help
Drive
I damn near went crazy,
I had to get it right
The Dream
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Culture Clash
All that nonsense being
spoken only offends me
ΞA highly intelligent process thinker:
“Your ambitious project will never work, you are trying to do the impossible”
ΞTruthful response:
“It’s already finished”
This kind of work
is going
to disappear
really soon
Go back to the
office and wait
patiently
Somebody
screwed up
really bad
Charge to a credit
card everything
you need to
succeed, then send
them the bill
TheywanttogiveitTheydon’twanttogiveit
They have the cash They don’t have the cash
The Cash Flow Matrix
…
1
2
3
Hand of justice
This
ensued
What
happened?
New money
The aftermath
At the moment
Me
Whether you are
standing next to the
Chicago Bean or on a
ship in the South China Sea
Everybody knows what it means to be FREE
What compels seemingly normal people to
lose their cool the moment they step onto a boat?
“We’re backing out of the deal, but
you’re invited on our boat next
weekend!”
“Trust me, we’re not assessing you
during this company boat outing,
so have fun!”
“He just does his job all year long
with no complaining, he deserves
to get wasted during a spring break
cruise!”
Rich
Lonely
Unhappy
A?
Average
Content
Boring
Dead-end
B?
#andthenweallgetrich
#thatsthesmellofhardwork
Burning Bush
Moses actually talked with a
burning bush, for real?
Man up,
go to the wilderness
and be tranquil
In Honor Of The Toll, Part 4
In Honor Of The Toll, Part 4
In Honor Of The Toll, Part 4
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In Honor Of The Toll, Part 4

  • 1.
  • 4. I used to read the Sunday New York Times each week, until I didn’t anymore Why are you reading the New York Times?!
  • 5. Why analyze it, when you can realize it
  • 6. De Jure A judge asked how well I know the law – I think I have some conception I’ve been through 3 divorces De Facto $0 The amount I spent on marriage related expenses in my life I’ve never been married
  • 7.
  • 10. • A trustworthy looking person to make sure there is no funny business going down
  • 11. Yuppie Category 2 Category 3 Post Yuppie Series 1 Series 2 Series 3 DesireToExcel LoveOfFitness ConcernForOthers EnjoymentOfWork Self-Awareness FreeTime
  • 12. There is no such thing as Free Wifi
  • 15. It Takes Two To Fly
  • 16. Before I met her, I would say my life was mediocre
  • 17. She took me to places I would have never seen without her
  • 18. There’s always room for good company
  • 19. Rich Girls BOL Advisory Group Suitable For Ages 16+
  • 20. This program contains the following – Viewer sensitivity is ill-advised Money Talk Political Discourse Birds & Bees Conversation MT PD BBC
  • 21. Excuse Me, Sir Can you please point me in the direction of the conservative girls who party liberally?
  • 22. She doesn’t believe in health insurance for everyone… and she thinks she’s being a good republican by repeating what her daddy said Trumpcare Won’t Prevent/Cure Warning Every Venereal Disease Either
  • 23. Meanwhile, on the west side of America If you’ve never flown down a California freeway in the middle of the night with a vehicle full of California girls, you aint been living!
  • 24. She likes me now, but will probably hate my guts in about 8 months Right Now 8 Month From Now THIS IS THE STORY OF MY LIFE AND IT KEEPS REPEATING ITSELF CHANGE IS NOT ALWAYS GOOD!
  • 25. In China, some dude in a book wrote “conceal a dagger in a smile” That’s why in America they carry guns to turn fake smiles like that upside down
  • 26. She’s a devout individual – Nonetheless, her passion for my crazy ass self outweighs her devout republicanism
  • 27. The Greatest Lie Ever Told “I didn’t bite the forbidden fruit…it was the snake!”
  • 28. Feeling Overworked? Take An Urban Vacation
  • 29. BOL Advisory Group Ain’t Got That Kind Of Time
  • 30. Capital Requirements What You Have What You Need You’re on a mission that some say is impossible
  • 31. But when you handle the business, fair-weather friends come back flocking Pleading for your help Claiming they are better than you Being a tough guy around you
  • 32. You can’t call and hold their hand everyday, you got lots of things to do Now •Cover the utility, food, and general living bills •Pay the property tax •Handle the health insurance •Compensate the lawyers •Set aside medical fees •Buy the wife some lovely things •Give some money to friends who need and deserve it •Make some worthwhile donations and contributions •Etc, etc, etc Later •Buy the new vehicle you’ve been eyeing for yourself for a long time •Go wild on that vacation trip •Partake in general pleasantries
  • 33. GO Collect $295 in health insurance benefits as you pass GO Marvin Gardens Property currently unavailable, new elegant residences under construction – Opening in Spring 2017 Chance Card You got subpoenaed! Go directly to court! Do not pass GO, do not collect $295 A grind like that never goes out of style
  • 34. BOL Advisory Group Do Not Disturb
  • 35.  Sometimes you have to say No a few times 1) No sir 1) Nooo…… 1) Shut the (blank) up 1) No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Management can be unglamorous
  • 36.  The urge to say something can be extremely powerful  It’s critical to speak because you have something to say and not just talk when you have to say something Got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to told ‘em
  • 37. Sears TowerBack Then Willis TowerNow- adays Blue TowerThe Future? For a person to give advice, someone has to be willing to take it
  • 38. Your career isn’t any more challenging than mine
  • 40. The 5 Steps Crawl Fall Stall Recall Ball Our annual social budget is $300 We don’t know how to do it These products sell themselves Will that be check or credit card? Thank you for your business 1 2 3 4 5 Everything that is said is not what is meant
  • 41. DONE
  • 43. The nature of our learning is ever-changing 0 20 40 60 80 100% Elementary Inside The Class Outside The Class 80 High School Inside The Class Outside The Class 120 College Inside The Class 150 Outside The Class Inside The Class Outside The Class Amount Of Learning
  • 44. Friendship isn’t the same once money comes – It can remain strong though Money Sharing Dreams $10,000 $100,000 $500,000 Support In Difficult Moments Eagerness To Help
  • 45. Drive I damn near went crazy, I had to get it right The Dream
  • 47. All that nonsense being spoken only offends me ΞA highly intelligent process thinker: “Your ambitious project will never work, you are trying to do the impossible” ΞTruthful response: “It’s already finished”
  • 48. This kind of work is going to disappear really soon Go back to the office and wait patiently Somebody screwed up really bad Charge to a credit card everything you need to succeed, then send them the bill TheywanttogiveitTheydon’twanttogiveit They have the cash They don’t have the cash The Cash Flow Matrix
  • 51. Whether you are standing next to the Chicago Bean or on a ship in the South China Sea Everybody knows what it means to be FREE
  • 52. What compels seemingly normal people to lose their cool the moment they step onto a boat? “We’re backing out of the deal, but you’re invited on our boat next weekend!” “Trust me, we’re not assessing you during this company boat outing, so have fun!” “He just does his job all year long with no complaining, he deserves to get wasted during a spring break cruise!” Rich Lonely Unhappy A? Average Content Boring Dead-end B?
  • 55. Moses actually talked with a burning bush, for real?
  • 56. Man up, go to the wilderness and be tranquil