The document presents a satirical take on cybersecurity issues, emphasizing the ease of exploiting vulnerabilities through various attacks such as SQL injection and phishing. It discusses the value of data in the underground market and highlights the importance of trust and security measures. The overall message urges organizations to reinforce their defenses against the persistent threat of cyber attacks.

1. port 80 It’s All They Need Thomas Powell, PINT and UCSD Saumil Shah, Net-Square

2. There Be Web Orcs! I can SQL injectz you!

3. Why me ? You’re a commodity (at least your id or cc# is)

4. Better off undead “ Awake my Zombie army and attack!”

5. Big Tuna! “ Let’s go spear phising”

6. Hack for hire

7. Scalp Bounties World of Warcraft account $4 Paypal/Ebay account $8 Credit Card $25 Bank Account $1000 WMF Exploit $4000 Quicktime/iTunes/Realplayer $10000 Mac OS X $10000* Windows 7 $50000 IE / Firefox $100000 credit: Hacks Happen - Jeremiah Grossman - http://tinyurl.com/hacks-happen 0-day exploits

8. Bad people are real credit: From Russia With Love - Fyodor Yarochkin and The Grugq - http://tinyurl.com/frmrussiawlove

9. Build some walls

10. Man the defenses! “ No worry, firewall’s in place”

11. We’re awake! and what do you see?

12. Attack #1 “ Charge!” ../cmd.exe &1=1;droptable

13. Attack #2

14. We need a bouncer “ Yer not on the list, so come on in!”

15. The weak minded are easily tricked “ These are not the requests you are looking for”

16. 0-day to the Face! “ To get our new signature files you need a valid support plan”

17. Mutations Multiply

18. The Appearance of Security The Intent Thief: “How quaint a club!”

19. Real Security Tradeoffs This...

20. Security Tradeoffs ...or this?

21. I want it all!

22. Attack Surfaces and many more

23. The Usual Suspects Input Tampering SQL Injection XSS CSRF RFI/LFI

24. Demo Time Presto!

25. I want to believe! Your Only Defense: Trust No One (User, Packet, Input, etc.)

26. Next Steps?

27. Questions? Thomas A. Powell [email_address] http://www.pint.com Twitter: PINTSD Saumil Shah [email_address] http://net-square.com