This document provides 9 tips for delivering an amazingly boring presentation: 1. Start by following convention, reading from a lengthy note, or making apologies. 2. Continue in the middle by not allowing audience interaction, speaking in a monotone voice, and using filler words. 3. End by making excuses for not preparing well, finishing with a lengthy question and answer session where you re-explain slides, or exceeding the allotted time for your presentation.