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The document contains 4 short stories or lessons related to management: 1. The first story describes a turkey that eats turkey dung to build up strength to climb a tree, but is eventually shot by a farmer when reaching the top. 2. The second story is an allegory where different body parts argue over who should be the "boss", and they eventually decide the asshole should be boss since it makes the others' lives difficult when on strike. 3. The third story warns that not everyone who helps you out of a bad situation has good intentions, using the example of a bird singing in cow dung that is then eaten by a cat. 4. Common themes across the stories are
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The document contains three short stories related to management lessons:
1. The first story is about a turkey that eats bird droppings to build up strength to climb a tree, but is eventually shot by a farmer once it reaches the top.
2. The second story describes an argument between different body parts about who should be the "boss", which is won by the asshole since the other parts cannot function without it.
3. The third story is about a frozen bird that is thawed out under a pile of cow dung, but is then dug out and eaten by a passing cat.
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The document contains three short stories that provide management lessons through analogies:
1. The first story is about a turkey that eats bird droppings to gain enough strength to climb a tree, but is then shot by a farmer once it reaches the top, indicating that "bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there."
2. The second story describes different body parts arguing about who should be the "boss," and they eventually decide the asshole should be boss since it makes the others realize how important it is, similar to how those in positions of power often do little work.
3. The third story is about an analogy where a bird is warmed by cow d
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[1] A turkey eats turkey dung which gives it enough energy to climb a tree, but it is eventually shot by a farmer after reaching the top, indicating that relying on "bullshit" may get you somewhere but won't keep you there.
[2] The parts of the body argue about who should be the boss, and eventually decide the asshole should be boss since it controls the essential function of defecation, showing that meaningful but less visible roles can have authority.
[3] Three short lessons are provided: relying on help from others could still end badly; not all who remove you from problems are friends; and when in trouble, remain silent for self-preservation.
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The document contains three short stories that provide management lessons:
1. A turkey eats dung which gives it the strength to climb to the top of a tree, but it is then shot by a farmer, teaching that "Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there."
2. A frozen bird is warmed by cow dung but starts singing, attracting a cat who digs it out and eats it, teaching "Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy," "Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend," and "When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut."
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1. The first story is about a turkey that eats bird droppings to build up strength to climb a tree, but is eventually shot by a farmer once it reaches the top.
2. The second story describes an argument between different body parts about who should be the "boss", which is won by the asshole since the other parts cannot function without it.
3. The third story is about a frozen bird that is thawed out under a pile of cow dung, but is then dug out and eaten by a passing cat.
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2. The second story describes different body parts arguing about who should be the "boss," and they eventually decide the asshole should be boss since it makes the others realize how important it is, similar to how those in positions of power often do little work.
3. The third story is about an analogy where a bird is warmed by cow d
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[2] The parts of the body argue about who should be the boss, and eventually decide the asshole should be boss since it controls the essential function of defecation, showing that meaningful but less visible roles can have authority.
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[1] A turkey eats dung which gives it the energy to climb a tree, but it is then shot by a farmer when reaching the top, teaching that "Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there."
[2] A story about the parts of the body arguing about who should be the boss, and they eventually decide the asshole should be boss since it makes the others' lives difficult, teaching "You don't need brains to be a boss - any asshole will do."
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The document contains 4 short stories with management lessons.
[1] A turkey eats dung which gives it the energy to climb a tree, but it is then shot by a farmer when spotted at the top, teaching that "Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..."
[2] A story about the parts of the body arguing about who should be the boss, and they eventually decide the asshole should be boss since it makes the others' lives difficult, teaching "You don’t need brains to be a BOSS- any asshole will do..."
[3] A bird singing under cow dung that is warming it gets dug out and
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The document contains three short stories that provide management lessons:
1. A turkey eats dung which gives it the strength to climb to the top of a tree, but it is then shot by a farmer, teaching that "Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there."
2. A frozen bird is warmed by cow dung but starts singing, attracting a cat who digs it out and eats it, teaching "Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy," "Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend," and "When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut."
3. A manager asks to do nothing
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The document provides three lessons from large corporations about dealing with change. The first lesson is that one needs a secure position to be able to do nothing. The second lesson is that relying on "bullshit" may get you to the top but won't keep you there. The third lesson is that those who help you out of difficult situations may not have your best interests in mind, and it's best to remain cautious even when things appear to be improving.
Corporate Lessons
The document provides three lessons from corporate stories:
1. One should not rest like a crow resting high in a tree, otherwise one could get attacked like the rabbit that asked to also rest and got eaten by a fox.
2. While bullshit may help one get to the top like a turkey that reached the top of a tree by eating dung, it will not keep one there as the turkey got shot down by a farmer.
3. Getting out of shit does not always mean a friend helped, as a bird singing happily while thawing in cow dung got dug out and eaten by a cat.
1 Corporate Lessons 1
The document provides three corporate lessons through short stories with morals:
1) Lesson 1's story about a crow and rabbit suggests that to be idle you need a high position free from threats.
2) Lesson 2's story about a turkey eating dung warns that misleading strategies may lead to short-term gains but not long-term success.
3) Lesson 3's story about a bird in cow dung teaches that people who help you may later harm you, and discretion is key when vulnerable.
Corporate Lessons From Iim Calcutta Bullshit
The document provides three corporate lessons through short stories with morals. The lessons are:
1) To be idle you need a high position away from danger, like the crow sitting in a tree away from the fox.
2) Temporary shortcuts like eating dung may get you ahead but won't sustain you, as the turkey who ate dung to reach the top of the tree was then shot down.
3) Be wary of those who help or harm you, as the bird was saved but then eaten by the cat who dug it out of cow dung where it was warming.
CORPORATE LESSONS frm IIM K
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Corporate Lessons
The document provides three corporate lessons through short stories with morals. The lessons are:
1) To be idle you need a high position away from danger, like the crow sitting in a tree away from the fox.
2) Temporary shortcuts like eating dung may get you ahead but won't sustain you, as the turkey who ate dung to reach the top of the tree was then shot down.
3) Be wary of those who help or harm you, as the bird was saved but then eaten by the cat who dug it out of cow dung where it was warming.
Corporate Lessons
The document provides three corporate lessons through short stories with morals. The lessons are:
1) To be idle you need a high position away from danger, like the crow sitting in a tree away from the fox.
2) Temporary shortcuts like eating dung may get you ahead but won't sustain you, as the turkey who ate dung to reach the top of the tree was then shot down.
3) Be wary of those who help or harm you, as the bird was saved but then eaten by the cat who dug it out of cow dung where it was warming.
Corporate Lessons
The document provides three corporate lessons through short stories with morals. The lessons are:
1) To be idle you need a high position away from danger, like the crow sitting in a tree away from the fox.
2) Temporary shortcuts like eating dung may get you ahead but won't sustain you, as the turkey who ate dung to reach the top of the tree was then shot down.
3) Be wary of those who help or harm you, as the bird was saved but then eaten by the cat who dug it out of cow dung where it was warming.
Corporate Lessons
The document provides three corporate lessons through short stories with morals. The lessons are:
1) To be idle you need a high position away from danger, like the crow sitting in a tree away from the fox.
2) Temporary shortcuts like eating dung may get you ahead but won't sustain you, as the turkey who ate dung to reach the top of the tree was then shot down.
3) Be wary of those who help or harm you, as the bird was saved but then eaten by the cat who dug it out of cow dung where it was warming.
Managment Lessons
The document provides three corporate lessons through short stories with morals. The lessons are:
1) To be idle you need a high position away from danger, like the crow sitting in a tree away from the fox.
2) Temporary shortcuts like eating dung may get you ahead but won't sustain you, as the turkey who ate dung to reach the top of the tree was then shot down.
3) Be wary of those who help or harm you, as the bird was saved but then eaten by the cat who dug it out of cow dung where it was warming.
Corporate Lessons
The document provides three corporate lessons through short stories with morals. The lessons are:
1) To be idle you need a high position away from danger, like the crow sitting in a tree away from the fox.
2) Temporary shortcuts like eating dung may get you ahead but won't sustain you, as the turkey who ate dung to reach the top of the tree was then shot down.
3) Be wary of those who help or harm you, as the bird was saved but then eaten by the cat who dug it out of cow dung where it was warming.
16 Corporate Lessons From Iim Calcutta
The document provides three corporate lessons through short stories with morals. The lessons are:
1) To be idle you need a high position away from danger, like the crow sitting in a tree away from the fox.
2) Temporary shortcuts like eating dung may get you ahead but won't sustain you, as the turkey who ate dung to reach the top of the tree was then shot down.
3) Be wary of those who help or harm you, as the bird was saved but then eaten by the cat who dug it out of cow dung where it was warming up.
Corporate Lessons
The document provides three corporate lessons through short stories with morals. The lessons are:
1) To be idle you need a high position away from danger, like the crow sitting in a tree away from the fox.
2) Temporary shortcuts like eating dung may get you ahead but won't sustain you, as the turkey who ate dung to reach the top of the tree was then shot down.
3) Be wary of those who help or harm you, as the bird was saved but then eaten by the cat who dug it out of cow dung where it was warming.
Corporate Lessons
The document provides three corporate lessons through short stories with morals. The lessons are:
1) To be idle you need a high position away from danger, like the crow sitting in a tree away from the fox.
2) Temporary shortcuts like eating dung may get you ahead but won't sustain you, as the turkey who ate dung to reach the top of the tree was then shot down.
3) Be wary of those who help or harm you, as the bird was saved but then eaten by the cat who dug it out of cow dung where it was warming up.
corporate lessons
The document provides three corporate lessons through short stories with morals. The lessons are:
1) To be idle you need a high position away from danger, like the crow sitting in a tree away from the fox.
2) Temporary shortcuts like eating dung may get you ahead but won't sustain you, as the turkey who ate dung to reach the top of the tree was then shot down.
3) Be wary of those who help or harm you, as the bird was saved but then eaten by the cat who dug it out of cow dung where it was warming up.
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- 1. Management Lessons - 1 Sure, why not All of a sudden, a tiger appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it! To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up... Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?
- 2. Management Lessons - 2 Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings. They are packed with nutrients. The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree! Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there... I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree. But I haven’t got the energy
- 3. Management Lessons - 3 When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be BOSS. The brain said, “I should be BOSS because I control the whole body’s responses and functions”. The feet said, “We should be the BOSS as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go”. The hand said, “We should be the BOSS because we do all the work and earn all the money”. And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the BOSS. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet witched, the heart and the lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the BOSS, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the BOSS just sat and passed out the shit! You don’t need brains to be a BOSS- any asshole will do...
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