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The document contains 4 short stories with management lessons. [1] A turkey eats dung which gives it the energy to climb a tree, but it is then shot by a farmer when spotted at the top, teaching that "Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..." [2] A story about the parts of the body arguing about who should be the boss, and they eventually decide the asshole should be boss since it makes the others' lives difficult, teaching "You don’t need brains to be a BOSS- any asshole will do..." [3] A bird singing under cow dung that is warming it gets dug out and
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The document contains 4 short stories with management lessons.
[1] A turkey eats dung which gives it the energy to climb a tree, but it is then shot by a farmer when reaching the top, teaching that "Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there."
[2] A story about the parts of the body arguing about who should be the boss, and they eventually decide the asshole should be boss since it makes the others' lives difficult, teaching "You don't need brains to be a boss - any asshole will do."
[3] A frozen bird is warmed by cow dung but is then eaten by a cat after
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The document contains three short stories that provide management lessons through analogies:
1. The first story is about a turkey that eats bird droppings to gain enough strength to climb a tree, but is then shot by a farmer once it reaches the top, indicating that "bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there."
2. The second story describes different body parts arguing about who should be the "boss," and they eventually decide the asshole should be boss since it makes the others realize how important it is, similar to how those in positions of power often do little work.
3. The third story is about an analogy where a bird is warmed by cow d
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1. The first story describes a turkey that eats turkey dung to build up strength to climb a tree, but is eventually shot by a farmer when reaching the top.
2. The second story is an allegory where different body parts argue over who should be the "boss", and they eventually decide the asshole should be boss since it makes the others dysfunctional when on strike.
3. The third story warns that not everyone who helps you out of a bad situation has good intentions, using the example of a bird singing in cow dung that is then dug out and eaten by a cat.
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The document contains 4 short stories or lessons related to management:
1. The first story describes a turkey that eats turkey dung to build up strength to climb a tree, but is eventually shot by a farmer when reaching the top.
2. The second story is an allegory where different body parts argue over who should be the "boss", and they eventually decide the asshole should be boss since it makes the others dysfunctional when on strike.
3. The third story warns that not everyone who helps you out of a bad situation has good intentions, using the example of a bird singing in cow dung that is then dug out and eaten by a cat.
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1. The first story describes a turkey that eats turkey dung to build up strength to climb a tree, but is eventually shot by a farmer when reaching the top.
2. The second story is an allegory where different body parts argue over who should be the "boss", and they eventually decide the asshole should be boss since it makes the others' lives difficult when on strike.
3. The third story warns that not everyone who helps you out of a bad situation has good intentions, using the example of a bird singing in cow dung that is then eaten by a cat.
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The document contains 4 short stories or lessons related to management:
1. The first story describes a turkey that eats turkey dung to build up strength to climb a tree, but is eventually shot by a farmer when reaching the top.
2. The second story is an allegory where different body parts argue over who should be the "boss", and they eventually realize the asshole should be in charge after it goes on strike.
3. The third story warns that not everyone who drops "shit" on you is your enemy, not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend, and to keep your mouth shut when in deep shit.
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The document contains 4 short stories or lessons related to management:
1. The first story describes a turkey that eats turkey dung to build up strength to climb a tree, but is eventually shot by a farmer when reaching the top.
2. The second story is an allegory where different body parts argue over who should be the "boss", and they eventually decide the asshole should be boss since it makes the others dysfunctional when on strike.
3. The third story warns that not everyone who helps you out of a bad situation has good intentions, using the example of a bird singing in cow dung that is then dug out and eaten by a cat.
4. The last part lists three
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1. The first story describes a turkey that eats turkey dung to build up strength to climb a tree, but is eventually shot by a farmer when reaching the top.
2. The second story is an allegory where different body parts argue over who should be the "boss", and they eventually decide the asshole should be boss since it controls the others.
3. The third story describes a frozen bird that is warmed by cow dung, but is then dug out and eaten by a passing cat.
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[1] A turkey eats dung which gives it the energy to climb a tree, but it is then shot by a farmer when reaching the top, teaching that "Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there."
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2. The second story describes different body parts arguing about who should be the "boss," and they eventually decide the asshole should be boss since it makes the others realize how important it is, similar to how those in positions of power often do little work.
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1. The first story describes a turkey that eats turkey dung to build up strength to climb a tree, but is eventually shot by a farmer when reaching the top.
2. The second story is an allegory where different body parts argue over who should be the "boss", and they eventually decide the asshole should be boss since it makes the others dysfunctional when on strike.
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1. The first story describes a turkey that eats turkey dung to build up strength to climb a tree, but is eventually shot by a farmer when reaching the top.
2. The second story is an allegory where different body parts argue over who should be the "boss", and they eventually decide the asshole should be boss since it makes the others dysfunctional when on strike.
3. The third story warns that not everyone who helps you out of a bad situation has good intentions, using the example of a bird singing in cow dung that is then dug out and eaten by a cat.
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1. The first story describes a turkey that eats turkey dung to build up strength to climb a tree, but is eventually shot by a farmer when reaching the top.
2. The second story is an allegory where different body parts argue over who should be the "boss", and they eventually decide the asshole should be boss since it makes the others' lives difficult when on strike.
3. The third story warns that not everyone who helps you out of a bad situation has good intentions, using the example of a bird singing in cow dung that is then eaten by a cat.
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1. The first story describes a turkey that eats turkey dung to build up strength to climb a tree, but is eventually shot by a farmer when reaching the top.
2. The second story is an allegory where different body parts argue over who should be the "boss", and they eventually realize the asshole should be in charge after it goes on strike.
3. The third story warns that not everyone who drops "shit" on you is your enemy, not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend, and to keep your mouth shut when in deep shit.
4. The fourth and final story describes a bird
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1. The first story describes a turkey that eats turkey dung to build up strength to climb a tree, but is eventually shot by a farmer when reaching the top.
2. The second story is an allegory where different body parts argue over who should be the "boss", and they eventually decide the asshole should be boss since it makes the others dysfunctional when on strike.
3. The third story warns that not everyone who helps you out of a bad situation has good intentions, using the example of a bird singing in cow dung that is then dug out and eaten by a cat.
4. The last part lists three
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2. The second story is an allegory where different body parts argue over who should be the "boss", and they eventually decide the asshole should be boss since it controls the others.
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A rebellious bird decided not to fly south for the winter like the other birds. When winter came, it became very cold and the bird tried to fly south but its wings froze. It fell through a barn roof into cow dung which warmed its wings. However, a cat then came along and ate the bird.
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1. The first story describes a turkey that eats turkey dung to build up strength to climb a tree, but is eventually shot by a farmer when reaching the top.
2. The second story is an allegory where different body parts argue over who should be the "boss", and they eventually realize the asshole should be in charge after it goes on strike.
3. The third story warns that not everyone who drops "shit" on you is your enemy, not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend, and to keep your mouth shut when in deep shit.
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1. The first story is about a turkey that eats bird droppings to build up strength to climb a tree, but is eventually shot by a farmer once it reaches the top.
2. The second story describes an argument between different body parts about who should be the "boss", which is won by the asshole since the other parts cannot function without it.
3. The third story is about a frozen bird that is thawed out under a pile of cow dung, but is then dug out and eaten by a passing cat.
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1. A turkey eats dung which gives it the strength to climb to the top of a tree, but it is then shot by a farmer, teaching that "Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there."
2. A frozen bird is warmed by cow dung but starts singing, attracting a cat who digs it out and eats it, teaching "Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy," "Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend," and "When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut."
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This document provides three lessons from large corporations to help survive change. [1] The first lesson discusses a crow and rabbit, teaching that to sit and do nothing you must be high up out of danger. [2] The second lesson tells a story of a turkey eating bull dung to reach a tree top but then getting shot, showing bullshit may get you to the top but won't keep you there. [3] The third lesson describes a bird singing in cow dung but then getting eaten by a cat, with morals that not all who drop or remove shit are friends or enemies, and to keep quiet when in deep shit.
Corporate lessons from iim
This document provides three lessons from large corporations about dealing with change:
1. To be able to avoid work like a crow, you need to be high up so predators can't reach you like the rabbit.
2. While bullshit may get you to the top like the turkey that ate bull dung, it won't keep you there as the farmer shot the turkey.
3. Getting out of difficult situations doesn't make others your friend, as the cat dug out the bird from cow dung only to eat it, so it's best to remain cautious.
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The document contains 3 short stories with morals. The first is about a crow advising a rabbit it can rest like it, but the rabbit is then eaten by a fox. The moral is you need to sit high to do nothing. The second is about a turkey reaching the top of a tree by eating bull dung, but is then shot by a farmer. The moral is bullshit might get you to the top but won't keep you there. The third is about a bird freezing but being warmed by cow dung, then singing and being eaten by a cat. The morals are not everyone dropping shit on you is an enemy, not everyone getting you out is a friend, and keep your mouth shut when in
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- 1. Management Lessons - 1 Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long? Sure, why not To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up...
- 2. Management Lessons - 2 Well, why don’t you The turkey pecked nibble on some at a lump of dung of my droppings. and found that it They are packed actually gave him with nutrients. enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the I would love top of the tree. Soon he to be able to was promptly spotted get to the top by a farmer, who shot of that tree. the turkey out of the But I haven’t tree! got the energy Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there...
- 3. Management Lessons - 3 When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be BOSS. The brain said, “I should be BOSS because I control the whole body’s responses and functions”. The feet said, “We should be the BOSS as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go”. The hand said, “We should be the BOSS because we do all the work and earn all the money”. And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the BOSS. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet witched, the heart and the lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the BOSS, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the BOSS just sat and passed out the shit! You don’t need brains to be a BOSS- any asshole will do...
- 4. Management Lessons - 4 A little bird was flying south for the winter. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out. He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him! 1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy 2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend 3. And when you are in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!