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Business Quotes 2010.09
“Nine women can't have a
       baby in one month,
no matter how closely they
   coordinate their work.”
                                           Seth Godin

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010
“Opportunity is missed by
      most because it comes
dressed in overalls and looks
                   like work.”
                                    Thomas Edison

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010
“IT is not comparable to a
 fully sequential engineering
system in which deliverables
         result from planning,
  designing, building, testing,
     reworking, retesting, and
                    finalizing.”
     Mark D. Lutchen, Former Global CIO of PWC

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010
“Do not believe that it is very
        much of an advance
      to do the unnecessary
         three times as fast.”
                                    Peter Drucker

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010
“One has to do something
                      new
 in order to see something
                     new.”
               Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010
“Institutions will try to
 preserve the problem
  to which they are the
              solution.”
                                      Clay Shirky

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010
“A line is a dot
that went for a walk.”
                                       Paul Klee

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010
“The term ‘social networking’
 makes little sense if we leave
 out the objects that mediate
  the ties between people. [...]
    The fallacy is to think that
social networks are just made
                 up of people.”
                                       Jyri Engeström

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010
“Innovation is not about
       saying yes to everything.
It’s about saying NO to all but
     the most crucial features.”
                                              Steve Jobs

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010
“The long silence — the
  interruption of the human
conversation — is coming to
    an end. On the Internet,
    markets are getting more
        connected and more
 powerfully vocal every day.”
                     The Cluetrain Manifesto

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010
“Rather be dead than cool.”
                                        Kurt Cobain

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010
“These are issues that we are
    going to have to address,
because they are significant.”
                                        Ben Bernanke

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010
“One finds limits
by pushing them.”
                        Herbert Simon

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010
“If we wait for the moment
             when everything,
absolutely everything is ready,
        we shall never begin.”
                                           Ivan Turgenev

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010
“I spent 90% of my money on
           women and drink.
           The rest I wasted”
                                     George Best

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010
“[...] a wealth of information
creates a poverty of attention,
   and a need to allocate that
   attention efficiently among
          the overabundance of
            information sources
        that might consume it.”
                                   Herbert Simon

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010
“Eighty percent of success is
               showing up.”
                                          Woody Allen

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010
“Complexity that works is
             built up out of
modules that work perfectly,
layered one over the other.”
                                           Kevin Kelly

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010
“A child of five would
       understand this.
Send someone to fetch a
           child of five.”
                               Groucho Marx

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010
“I apologize for writing you a
                    long letter
     but I didn’t have time to
       write you a short one.”
                                    Blaise Pascal

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010
“Fail early
   to succeed sooner.”
Matt Hunter, Product Development, IDEO

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010
“Implement solutions,
                 not features.”
John Geleynse, Software Technology Evangelism, Apple

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010
“Don't open a shop
             unless
 you like to smile.”
                      Chinese Proverb

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010
“The best ideas
       come as jokes.
  Make your thinking
as funny as possible.”
                                    David Ogilvy

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010
“Before I speak,
I have something
important to say.”
                          Groucho Marx

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010
“Prediction is very difficult,
especially about the future.”
                                         Niels Bohr

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010
“If I’d asked my customers
          what they wanted,
            they’d have said
             a faster horse.”
                                           Henry Ford

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010
“Content precedes design.
 Design in the absence of
    content is not design,
          it’s decoration.”
                                 Jeffrey Zeldman

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010

  • 2. “Nine women can't have a baby in one month, no matter how closely they coordinate their work.” Seth Godin Image credit: flickr.com/photographi_esc_/2797736030 >
  • 4. “Opportunity is missed by most because it comes dressed in overalls and looks like work.” Thomas Edison Image credit: flickr.com/osucommons/3724236532 >
  • 6. “IT is not comparable to a fully sequential engineering system in which deliverables result from planning, designing, building, testing, reworking, retesting, and finalizing.” Mark D. Lutchen, Former Global CIO of PWC Image credit: flickr.com/astrablog/4133302216 >
  • 8. “Do not believe that it is very much of an advance to do the unnecessary three times as fast.” Peter Drucker Image credit: flickr.com/mini82/1198278806 >
  • 10. “One has to do something new in order to see something new.” Georg Christoph Lichtenberg Image credit: flickr.com/giorgiotomassetti/4790262687 >
  • 12. “Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.” Clay Shirky Image credit: flickr.com/haraldfelgner/3656446341 >
  • 14. “A line is a dot that went for a walk.” Paul Klee Image credit: flickr.com/haraldfelgner/2004459134 >
  • 16. “The term ‘social networking’ makes little sense if we leave out the objects that mediate the ties between people. [...] The fallacy is to think that social networks are just made up of people.” Jyri Engeström Image credit: flickr.com/lwallenstein/3867427676 >
  • 18. “Innovation is not about saying yes to everything. It’s about saying NO to all but the most crucial features.” Steve Jobs Image credit: flickr.com/iamthestig2/3505659428 >
  • 20. “The long silence — the interruption of the human conversation — is coming to an end. On the Internet, markets are getting more connected and more powerfully vocal every day.” The Cluetrain Manifesto Image credit: flickr.com/mogmismo/3564024948 >
  • 22. “Rather be dead than cool.” Kurt Cobain Image credit: flickr.com/haraldfelgner/3440504351 >
  • 24. “These are issues that we are going to have to address, because they are significant.” Ben Bernanke Image credit: flickr.com/haraldfelgner/3485973665 >
  • 26. “One finds limits by pushing them.” Herbert Simon Image credit: flickr.com/kevinwhite/225709357 >
  • 28. “If we wait for the moment when everything, absolutely everything is ready, we shall never begin.” Ivan Turgenev Image credit: flickr.com/miikka_skaffari/3228249024 >
  • 30. “I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted” George Best Image credit: flickr.com/phinz/3695488807 >
  • 32. “[...] a wealth of information creates a poverty of attention, and a need to allocate that attention efficiently among the overabundance of information sources that might consume it.” Herbert Simon Image credit: flickr.com/aasgier/2414686179 >
  • 34. “Eighty percent of success is showing up.” Woody Allen Image credit: flickr.com/haraldfelgner/1903389348 >
  • 36. “Complexity that works is built up out of modules that work perfectly, layered one over the other.” Kevin Kelly Image credit: flickr.com/haraldfelgner/3646390382 >
  • 38. “A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.” Groucho Marx Image credit: flickr.com/kenyee/2817511001 >
  • 40. “I apologize for writing you a long letter but I didn’t have time to write you a short one.” Blaise Pascal Image credit: flickr.com/kevint/7854090 >
  • 42. “Fail early to succeed sooner.” Matt Hunter, Product Development, IDEO Image credit: flickr.com/antonkovalyov/3605921613 >
  • 44. “Implement solutions, not features.” John Geleynse, Software Technology Evangelism, Apple Image credit: flickr.com/bgwilson89/2253180349 >
  • 46. “Don't open a shop unless you like to smile.” Chinese Proverb Image credit: flickr.com/ucumari/696344991 >
  • 48. “The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.” David Ogilvy Image credit: flickr.com/nationaalarchief/4193508328 >
  • 50. “Before I speak, I have something important to say.” Groucho Marx Image credit: flickr.com/rickharris/3241285917 >
  • 52. “Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.” Niels Bohr Image credit: flickr.com/quasimondo/98423379 >
  • 54. “If I’d asked my customers what they wanted, they’d have said a faster horse.” Henry Ford Image credit: flickr.com/haraldfelgner/3644756242 >
  • 56. “Content precedes design. Design in the absence of content is not design, it’s decoration.” Jeffrey Zeldman Image credit: flickr.com/wongjunhao/22677518115 >
  • 59. A spectrum of ideas, from international marketing to IT. felgner.ch