The document provides 20 quotes related to retirement that are meant to be both inspirational and funny. Some of the quotes discuss enjoying retirement through activities like golf, having something to retire to rather than simply retiring from work, and using experience gained over a career rather than retiring it. Other quotes touch on ensuring adequate savings to fund a long retirement, treating retirement as the beginning of life rather than the end, and the idea that retirement itself is the best gift rather than any physical reward like a gold watch. The document concludes by advertising a retirement planning website where users can get free 401k advice.

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2. Hang in there, retirement is only thirty
years away!
— Workplace graffiti

3. Your best retirement plan for retiring happy and prosperous
— don't be a burden on others.
— Ernie Zelinski

4. The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day
off.
— Abe Lemons

5. Retire from Work, but not Life.
— M.K. Soni

6. The concept of freedom is never truly realized
until one settles into retirement mode.
— A. Major

7. Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The
goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that
you run out of money.
— Jonathan Clements

8. Retirement is the beginning of life, not the end.
— how to retire happy, wild and free

9. Retirement itself is the best gift. No gold watch could
ever top it.
— Abigail Charleson

10. Don't simply retire from something; have something
to retire to.
— Harry Emerson Fosdick

11. I'm retired — goodbye tension, hello pension!
— Unknown

12. I've been attending lots of seminars in my
retirement. They're called naps.
— Harry Emerson Fosdick

13. The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's
at what income.
— George Foreman

14. To enjoy a long, comfortable retirement, save more
today.
— Suze Orman

15. I found out retirement means playing golf, or I don't know
what the hell it means. But to me, retirement means doing
what you have fun doing.
— Dick Van Dyke

16. Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A
man can't retire his experience. He must use it.
— Bernard Baruch

17. First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget
to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
— Branch Rickey

18. Retirement kills more people than hard work ever
did.
— Malcolm Forbes

19. Retirement: That's when you return from work one
day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home — forever."
— Gene Perret

20. A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
— Ella Harris

21. Life begins at retirement.
— Unknown

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