3. Character List
Hortensio ………………………………………. Pete Martinez
Lucentio ……………………………………….. Chad Radwell
Bianca …………………………………… Chanel Oberlin (#1)
Servant …………………………………………….. Ms. Bean
4. Setting
Kappa House
This is where Chanel Oberlin lives
and would do her schoolwork.
The majority of the plot in Scream
Queens takes place in the
sorority house.
Chanel’s “suitors” would find her at
Kappa Kappa Tau.
5. Pete Martinez (major)
Pete is a nice guy with a “Boy next
door” personality.
He doesn’t stand a chance with
Chanel #1.
He is competitive, but he knows
when to accept defeat.
Pete is sometimes blindsided by
love.
6. Chad Radwell (major)
Chad is a stereotypically loud, stupid, and
gullible fraternity brother.
He will stop at nothing to get his girl,
Chanel #1.
He is stubborn and does not give up
easily.
Chad comes from a rich family and has
always lived a privileged life.
7. Chanel Oberlin (major)
Chanel #1 is often viewed as “Daddy’s little
angel”.
She is a privileged rich kid that is used to
getting what she wants.
She is secretly a puppet master.
Chanel #1 plays dumb to get affection
from boys.
8. Ms. Bean (minor)
Ms. Bean is a servant to the sorority
sisters living in Kappa House.
She is treated like a lower class
member of the house.
She is only allowed to speak when
spoken to.
Ms. Bean is expected to obey
everyone’s wishes.
9. Act 3
SCENE 1
Kappa Kappa Tau
[Enter Pete and Chad, mid conversation]
CHAD: For your own sake, I would forget about
Chanel. After this weekend, she’ll be mine for sure.
PETE: I pity you. Chanel wants nothing to do with
you, your peanut brain, or not to mention your tiny…
CHAD: Don’t you dare say it! We aren’t called the
Dickie Dollar Scholars for nothing.
PETE: I bet I can guess where the dollars go. Even I
know that charities don’t accept singles.
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CHAD: You know what Pete, I think that you're
upset that the Dickie Dollar Scholars don’t welcome
poor inbred baristas.
PETE: Sirrah, I will not bear these braves of thine.
CHAD: Dude, what are you saying? Speak
English.Your nerd talk is bumming me out.
PETE: Don’t insult me. I was just about to…
[Enters Chanel]
CHANEL: Boys, that’s enough of your petty
arguing. I have a colonic at 2, so let’s make this
quick.
10. CHAD: Sorry Chanel, I just thought I would stop by
to help you with your anatomy.
PETE: Please, Chad. You have a C in that class.
CHAD: So, Chanel has a D. Do you not care
anything about her?
PETE: Of course I care about Chanel. That is why I
am here to help her not fail Spanish.
CHANEL: ENOUGH! I am sick and tired of listening
to you two fight like a couple of caged peras. Pete,
you can tutor me first. Chad, maybe you should wait
until after the colonic.
CHAD: On second thought, your anatomy is quite in
tune. All but the bass.
PETE: Did you seriously just say that?
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CHAD: I’m just kidding. Chanel knows that I am all
about that bass! That bass is fine. That bass is
smoking. That bass…
CHANEL: Did I ask you to pull down my panties
and blow a compliment up my butt?
CHAD: Sorry Chanel. [to Pete] She’s all yours. I’ll
just watch.
PETE: Thank you. [to Chanel] So, why don’t we
begin with some vocabulario
CHANEL: That sounds noy bweno
PETE: Do you mean “muy bueno”
CHANEL: That’s what I said stupid.
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11. PETE: We have a lot of work to do.
CHANEL: If you don’t want to help me, than you
can...
PETE: I absolutely want to help you. We just need to
start with the basics.
CHANEL: If you want, I can call for Chanels 2,3, and
5. They are the most basic bi**hes I know.
PETE: That’s not what I meant, forget it.
CHANEL: I still think you’re useless.
PETE: [to Chad] I am done trying to get through to
her. You can have her, I’m done. [aloud] I have to
go.
[Pete runs out of the room]
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CHANEL: What’s his problem?
CHAD: I don’t know. Probably another one of his
nervous erections.
CHANEL: Ew, that’s disgusting. Anyways, I think
we should continue with…
MS. BEAN: Miss Chanel, your Uber is here to pick
you up for your appointment.
CHANEL: Shut up Bean. God, you are so
annoying. [to Chad] Maybe we can pick up with this
later tonight.
CHAD: You bet we can. I am going to teach you
some hardcore anatomy facts. See you later,
Chanel.
[Exit Chanel and Chad] 6
