1. I tried a tri and I liked it

2. I ve al a
w ys
w anted to do a triathlon
al a
w ys one da last month
y
the idea randoml popped
y
into my head

3. swim bike run
how hard can it be

4. The word tri w literall just begging me to give it a go
as y

5. so I signed up bam easy

6. I W floating on a cloud
AS
already feeling like A seasoned TRIATHLETE

7. That s when I realized

8. I NEEDed TO KNOW HOW TO SWIM
fine print IN AN OCEAN WITH GULp w ves and other people
a

9. I had to wear suitable race attire
Fine print spandex body suit in public

10. I had to ha the right equipment
ve
fine print hold on to your wallet

11. forget Try athlon

12. it w starting to sound more like
as
dedicate your whole life savings athlon

13. so I took a step back to the basics

14. swim bike run

15. I can do all of those

16. I decided to embrace my inner faux athlete

17. and take up the mantra
fake it till you make it
clearl it worked for pammy
y

18. showed up on race da y
no tri suit or fancy carbon rims

19. just a bathing suit and some old running shoes

20. and a distorted self view as I
envisioned myself looking more
like this

21. and less like this

22. and what happened

23. this happened

24. but in my mind this happened

25. I am now a real triathlete

26. gatorade me bitches