The story of BINGO!


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The story of BINGO!

  1. 1. w his name-o! as
  2. 2. When I w a kid, I used to sa to my parents, as y“I’m just an adult trapped in a little person’s body.”
  3. 3. they didn’t know then that the adult I w referring to... as w a seventy-five year old grandma as
  4. 4. but all the signs were there:I liked cat napsbookslibrarieswriting lettersscrapbookingearl bedtimes y
  5. 5. and bingo!
  6. 6. at first it wasn’t seriousA little Travel Bingo on road trips here and there.
  7. 7. then came rainy da bingo at summer camp ywhere our punny bingo jokes never grew old. (we laughed b4 and after)
  8. 8. then i ventured into the harder stuff cruise bingo. where clothing was optional.
  9. 9. bar bingo(renamed ‘blingo’ for the hipsters) where we used tater tots to cover our free space
  10. 10. but it w asn’t untilrecentl that i yI experienced the closestthing I’ll ever get toa deb’s coming out party
  11. 11. bingo nightwith ‘the regulars’
  12. 12. I finall graduated from lame bingo boards y
  13. 13. to the big leagues.
  14. 14. I mingled with my peers.
  15. 15. ogled their good luck charms
  16. 16. come on, when’s the last time you sa a troll doll? w you’d ha been ogling too. ve
  17. 17. but i quickl realized I had led a y sheltered bingo existence
  18. 18. bingo wasn’t some fun kiddy game in this church basement
  19. 19. i had to put my serious face on.[if you type ‘serious bingo’ into google, this picture of blake livel comes up. y who am i to argue with google?]
  20. 20. forget chatting. and laughing.
  21. 21. the caller is king. he speaks. you do not.
  22. 22. one card? You wish.
  23. 23. try keeping track of nine. or better yet give twenty-seven a whirl.
  24. 24. forget what number is being called.You should al a be one step ahead. w ys
  25. 25. granny bingoain’t no joke kid.
  26. 26. you best believe I’ll be back.
  27. 27. and you will be b-10.