Suttem i did back in 2009 Funny lol i luvd One Tree Hill back when i was into not so much anymore

1. Created by
Mark Schwann
And some
other people I
forgot
PowerPoint
presentation
by: Aliina A.
The super
team
7/1/09

2.  (sigh) Who you see before you is a
crybaby, because he can NEVER move on. It
just upsets me for him not to see Peyton as his
love before and after. There’s no man-face
Lindsey (jawbones), No slut Brooke Davis
(yea, ur actually not ALL that), or no other
woman, just Peyton. He is the son of Dan
Scott, the kinda dad u wouldn’t want as ur
father. “Yea, thanks a lot DAD, 4 not being in
my life and killing my pretend daddy (Keith)!”
He knows all the major girls:
Haley, Peyton, Brooke, Rachel, Karen, etc.
Chad Michael Murray, hill billy, shucking corn
and peas, with one overall
strap, sleeveless, string of wheat in his
mouth, with a straw hat on his head, missing
teeth, and blowing out of a XXX bottle! Ever
time this guy came around, he would give
people hope, something to believe in
themselves, now whose doing that? I say it’s
Jamie! He lost his mojo to a pretend 4 yr, who
Celina says is actually eight in real life, and
the sad part is (irrelevant, but funny) that Jake
the one with the cute baby, he’s like the
oldest, who would thought? Probably even
older than that old soggy potato coach
whitey. Go figure.

3.  Un-un, Peyton Sawyer, u look so
FAKE, but cute at the same time.
The “loner cheerleader” as she
calls herself. “You’re always
rescuing me.”Who cud I bee
referring to? Oh that’s right, Lucas,
he he had a brain, he’d know that
Peyton and Lucas are forever! It
sucks, but Peyton is really cool! I
guess it is true, “Nice legs!” Hilary
Burton. Some relationships
includes: Nathan, Lucas, “Psycho
Derek (fake photo-taking half
brother freak) , ”Jake(father-
daughter girl), Max (30 yr old
record store guy also the creator
and producer), John (major label
guy), and etc. In her life “People
always leave.” But I always
wondered, what’s up with the red
light? The tortured artist.

4.  Proud son of Nathan Scott, well used
to be. Now he is a father of his own,
with a lovely wife name Haley, and
a beautiful son, Jamie. He was the
number one all star player at Tree Hill
High, once upon a time, but that
shouldn’t discourage his dreams for
playing in the NBA. He’s also hot-
headed when it comes to people
always talking, just to get him mad.
He restored with his mother, but let
Dan go cause of wat he did, I bet if
it were the other way around, he
would want a second chance.
Grow up little Nathan. You
handsome Hunk! Hahaha James
Lafferty! His relationship includes: Old
80’s Peyton, drunk Brooke, tutor girl
Haley, Taylor, psycho Nanny Carrie,
and others.

5.  What’s up Gangsta mom? Why
is your neck proportioned like
you got a lot of pride, or ur all
that and a bag of chips? She is
a mother,
musician, and a high school
teacher! Wow, wat a role
model, no wonder she is close
with both Lucas and Nathan!
But no one saying that she is a
saint or perfect, her marriage
cracks from time to times, but
she is very supportive! Bethany
Joy Lenz/Gaeolotti or however u
smell her last name! Her
relationships includes: best
friend Lucas, big daddy Nate,
little man Jimmie jam, third and
annoying person Chris Keller,
harassing student Quentin, old
friend skills, and etc.

6.  Ewwww, wat a dirty name. It sounds so
stank, like Dan’s sweaty old, smelly,
dirty gym socks or pants, or maybe
even underwear. But the point is, it jus
sounds so stank, don’tchu think? But
she’s learning. I wonder wat she and
Lucas thought off set to get married
for? And it only lasted a year! Some of
her clothes looks nice, others look
inappropriate. “What’s underneath
the clothes Brook Davis?” Her skin,
maybe, and why does Jamie need to
repeat it? Just how awful, I wonder
how he sleeps at night, thinking that?
Let’s see if I remember some of the
guy’s name she had relations with:
Mouth, Chase (clean teen), Owen (the
hot bartender), Mr. Chavez, Felix,
Lucas, Nathan, and etc. She got to
adopt a girl for a week, and is the
creator of Clothes over Bros.

7.  Awl, isn’t he just adorable! He is
the proud child of Nathan and
Hailey Scott. He came up with a
crazy game plan for the tree hill
ravens, isn’t he smart? He has a
cute bunny name Chester, he
believes that Dan deserves a
friend, and I agree with him, he
drew up a card for grandpa
Dan, I think he will be spoiled by
all these adults later down in life.
SO he has a lot of role models
though, some good (his
parents, skills, and Dan) and some
bad (Brooke, nanny
Carrie, grandma
deb, etc).Remember Jamie never
be afraid! You guys need to pay
more attention to Jamie, he’s
sweet and caring, I think he sets
an example on the tree hill
residents, or where ever he
goes, he’ll be an influence!

8.  Geeeeeh day Dan, why do you look all
buff, are you trying to prove that you
can be invincible against time? Tsk, tsk,
tsk, we all become old some stop trying
to stop time. Doesn’t he look like he took
this picture for his new novel, or his first
novel that wasn’t on the top 50 must
read “My life before and after
Basketball” a book on a man reminiscing
the past, a man scared to move
forward, a man in the fantasy, a murder,
trying to restore broken hearts, the truth
about Keith Scott, my former love Karen,
my pop pilling ex wife deb, my two sons,
my dealership, Dan as mayor, my great
grandson who showed me we all have
friends, my high school life, prison, and
the many chapters of that great book.
Oh did I mention he talks about tree hill
too! No I didn’t, but now I am.

9.  This guy, Paul Johansson, the way he speaks is so
funny and most of all sarcastic! Here are some classic
quotes from Dan: “Don’t worry Lucas, your secrets’
safe with me,” “Save a slow dance for me, Miss
Davis,” “Nice work Jules, just like we’ve planned,”
“Keith’s dead, He’s not coming back, open your
eyes,” “You’re making a terrible mistake,” “So patty,
what time do you get off,” “Hey remember our
secret. Hey kid. You see that little boy? You mess with
him, you answer to me, you hear me? All right, pass
that around,” (like, who’s going to pass that around,
who does he think he is?) “Wow, Deb you look awful.
I just want to wish my grandson a happy birthday.
Who’s this clown? Good luck Dan! Oh next time you
try to help someone, watch where you are GOING!!

10.  A hard working man, who always got
picked on by his younger, and jealous
brother that the spirit of hatred took over
and killed Keith, not Dan. But used Dan to
do his bidding. Now thanks to hatred and
jealous , they turned the people whom
Dan cared about against him and to
reject and deny his existence, leaving him
depressed, angry, and maybe even
hope. See kids, we learn a valuable lesson
One tree hill. That it's not all fun and
games, but based on real life issues and
situations. Keith is cute! Boozy was Dan's
nickname for him. Too bad he got shot for
his hot looks and big heart. Oh yeah on
the gag reel when Keith was a water
ghost zombie, it was funny, oh and the
part where Dan was in a wheel chair
falling into the pool. What’s with Keith
wearing these washboard jeans and short
denim tops, I bet he sports Levi jeans. Keith
I want you to know and all your tree hill
pals that they love you (Karen and Lucas),
and that you are greatly missed.

11.  You know this guy is AWESOME and
geeky at the same time. He had his
share of limelight, and women too. I
didn’t know this geeky white guy could
break down, well he sure showed me,
cuz he can shake that healthy booty of
his, not as if I was watching anyway. It
happened on dare night, he doesn’t
like the new guys always stealing his
shine, Felix, “psycho Derek,” and etc.
He had some great girls consisting of:
Gigi (weird, she asked Marvin and
broke up with him as if she didn’t care,
nutten but another floozy), then Erica
Marsh (political girl, wat was she
thinking), Shelly the clean teen girl,
Rachel,( a whole other story, but similar
to Brooke's), and now Millie Millicent
Huxtable, she’s adorable, oh and that
cougar of a boss he slept with, I guess
you can say, Marvin’s- I mean Mouth
got mad skills, speaking of skills, oh and
mouth loves sports announcing.

12.  MM, mm, mm. What is this
handsome black guy doing on a
show to promote white people?
He went with Bevin (slow, yet
funny, and also smart, no wonder
her and Tim hooked up), and now
Deb? Of all people, wait till big
daddy Nate hears of this, close ur
eyes Jamie, this will be TV 14, no
actually TV UCDYM (stands for
ugly cougars dating younger
men). I guess Deb wanted her
cake and ate it too, wat, Bucko
wasn’t enough for ya? At first I
thought his nickname was skittles
instead of skills, guess he’s name
for a reason. I wonder how Dan
feels about this? Enn, who cares.

13.  Dan: “Wow, Deb you look awful.” Pill popping
deb, poor deb was used and abused by bid
daddy Dan who will make ur life all better,
NOT! How many times did Deb go to rehab?
It was a shame Dan told the truth about his
relationship with her, now dat was cold. I think
her and Victoria she hook up. Deb sounds so
stank like sleeping in rank clothes on a rank
bed, with rank sheets, and she’s old, and
takes anti depressants, and acts like a cougar
in the nightlife, and dates younger, hotter
guys behind Dan's big, busily back, but I
seriously think that her and Vickie shud get
together and beat up Dan, well I think
Victoria wud be a wonderful candidate for
Dan anyway. And Deb, u are one nasty old
white woman. And desperate at that, I mean
who hides a gun in a cookie jar, what
happened to the cookies? What kind of
cookies used to be in there? What if Jamie
got in there? Why was there a lot of booze
hidden? Poor deb, and on a web cam with
skillz who’s next, Fergie and Junk?

14.  The only perfectly sane character.
Who would know that “Sharon”
would marry “Randy.” In case you
are wondering, those were the
nicknames of Andy and Karen,
that Dan of course interrupted
“Randy’s” class for being Dan to
announce their hidden
relationship to the class. Well they
are raising little Lily, Keith would be
so proud, he has a daughter! Oh
wat was Andy’s last name
anyway?

15. Presenting the one and only………BROOOKE Davis (coughs, wheezes, hags), next
The mother of one child, Haley Scott, and lastly the tortured artist, PEYTON
SAWYER, ok seriously folks, wat’s up with the cut off heads here?

17. THE HALEY J. SCOTT SHOW

18. Ehehehehehehehehehhe hahahahhahahah hahahhaahahhah
hehehehehehheehehehehehhhh I’M EVIL! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

19. Hey sweet thang, remember me? Or if you are a dude, Hey pal get lost!

20. Just look at those gorgeous eyes of his, cheer up buddy, parenthood isn’t always
easy, that’s why u got Hales and jimmy jam right? Hey remember the song from
HSM 2 We work this out, good song by the way.

21. But the real question is, when did this happen? They look nice together!

22. Boy it’s summer break, do u NOT know the meaning of summer break, I’ll give u a clue. Ever seen
the movie High School Musical Two, they refined summer break, their first song in the movie was
What time is it? Yeah, I’ll lend u the mp3, oh and another thing, YOU SUCK JUST LIKE LUCAS!

23. Cuz I didn’t do anything to upset you, matter fact, I know I didn’t so you can’t stop
mean mugging or put up ur dukes it's up to you. Touch, me and “I’ll shoot you and
said you fell in the kitchen!”- rush hour 2 Chris Tucker as Carter

24. Up close u look old, u are so not young, look at that vibrant shirt of yours, yuck, do u
think stripes are in? cuz ur hanging around the wrong crowd.

25. She’s the one to come to when it comes to advice, that’s why she has her own talk show. The
Haley J. Scott Show, weekdays @ 4- 4:30 pm only on the CW, and reruns on the show on
weekends to catch up @ 1-1:30 pm. You’ll be up to date, catch gossip, acting silly, fab prizes
and more! (fictional show that will never air, just imaging ideas, don’t take it personal).

26. It’s all about Brooke Davis and Lucas Scott, one day they met and couldn’t forget each other so
they started dating like any typical teen, but their love grew so strong they became obsessed
and now they have a show by themselves that’s all about them called The Brucas Show, to beat
out the competition, the Haley J. Scott show. Brucas is the combination of Brooke and
Lucas, duh! Everyday on the CW from 2- 4:30 pm.

27. Yeah, thanks to him, I barely have anymore good photos, seems to me he’s just
taking up more space! Mouth ur not nice, UR AN EVIL GUY! It’s not cool man, share
the spotlight, give some one else a chance, you evil boy!

28. Dan Scott, IS NOT AVAILABLE! Okay dimwits listen up, because I only have six months to live and
nobody cares about me, so if I were you I’d grab a pencil and paper because I said so.
Remember, Dan Scott is a name you can trust, oh and by the way, I KILLED KEITH! Ha-ha. Please
leave ur name, phone number, home address, business address, license number, social security
number, credit car accounts, prescriptions, prison cell number, work number,whitey’s number,

29. home address, randy’s boat number, Nathan's home number, Keith's license plate, deb’s
underwear sizes, patty’s bed sheets, bucko’s whereabouts (that stupid clown, how dare
he), Haley's class number, my old locker, Chester's cage combination, Lindsey's bra size,
Peyton's tight pants, Victoria's secret, luca’s heart pills, lily’s hairdresser, Keith's washboard
washable jeans, jule’s lingerie, deb’s prescription pills, Nathan's sex tapes, Peyton sawyer
diaries (hey I don’t have a diary),

30. Keith’s old underwear, Keith’s old socks, Deb’s dirty old bras,
lucas’ sweat at the state championship, that baby of
Brooke's, I need her uh drool,yea sweet ole baby drool,
and that fat rabbit Chester, I need a carrot he bit off
of, Jamie, I need ur cape, but make sure you add fresh
tears, oh and Lindsey, nice hair, I’ll need a strand of
that along with ur personal info, Jules, baby I haven’t
heard from you since the wedding, you member,
member? That’s right who could forget? Oh, Karen, I
need a dirty apron you used while you worked at ur
little café, and those little chocolate brownies, oh they
are a delicacy. Brooke, can I have ALL and I repeat
ALL of ur dirty underwear and bras? Thank u, ur so kind.
Hey Haley, is there any chance I could have any of
Jamie's old toy’s, preferably the ones with the
McDonalds French fry smell. (sigh) Gosh, I’m gonna
miss smelling his dirty old diaper smell. “Well, I guess
that’s all. Don’t deny a dying man his last wish”. “Okay,
well, I better get going before I start looking pervy.”
Just remember to do what I ask and everything will be
fine, or else I will HAUNT TREE FOR ALL ETERNITY UNTIL I
GET EVERYTHING I REQUESTED, NO QUESTIONS ASKED!
And have a great night everyone, see you all
soon in ur nightmares, becuz of what u all did to me,
and don’t try to pretend you didn’t know me because
the truth is you all do. Goodbye! Oh and one more
thing, THE TREE HILLRAVENS SUCK, and MOUTH I
CAUGHT U DIGGING THE OTHER NIGHT, don’t worry ur
secret safe with me . Noone will ever here of this
recording. Oh Principal Turner I need ur beard shavings
and the razors used to cut it with.

31. I HATE U MOUTH, UR TRYING TO MAKE ME THE BAD GUY, WHEN U KNOW U REALLY KILLED KEITH, I
WENT TO PRISON FOR YOU, U LITTLE GEEK! OH I FORGOT, MIA CATALANO, I WANT UR LIPGLOSS, ALL
UR OLD LIPSTICK TUBES I NEED THEM, U HAVE SOME JUICY LIPS! BUT WORK ON THOSE HIPS FOR ME!
GOSH U HAV TO BE MORE CAREFUL OUT THERE! OH CHRIS KELLET, I NEED UR FAMOUS HAIR GEL!