The document summarizes archaeological discoveries from 4022 CE that shed light on a mysterious ancient civilization called the "Usa" that existed approximately 5,000 years ago. A burial site from the "Toot 'n' C'mon" death culture was uncovered by archaeologist Howard Carter. Inside were elaborate burial chambers containing preserved artifacts that revealed details about the society's religious rituals and burial practices, such as ceremonial headdresses, musical instruments, and plants believed to have eternal life. The finds provided new insights about the lost civilization of the "Usa".

1. Motel of the Mysteries

3.  Imagine it is 4022 CE. About 5,000 years ago, the
USA suffered a tremendous calamity that brought the
civilization to a sudden and screeching halt on
November 29; the calamity was a combination of
pollution and a reduction in postal rates which buried
the North American continent in junk mail.
 Over the millennia, the layers of mail and other litter
solidified into a rocklike mass, and the existence of
America became a myth or a legend like Troy.

4.  After a few thousand years, archaeologists
began to uncover areas in the “Usa” that shed
light on the ancient civilization.
 Their country was covered by a complex
network of gray and black stripes which are
theorized to be landing patterns for
extraterrestrial visitors or coded messages to
the gods of Usa.

5. Howard Carson
 The most significant find, however, was a burial
site found by Howard Carson. The discovery
was by accident—the ground gave way over a
shaft and Carter was plummeted into the
entrance of the long forgotten tomb.
 Accompanied by his companion, Harriet Burton,
and a barrage of workers, Carter began to
excavate the burial complex called “Toot ‘n’
C’mon” by the ancient Yanks.

6.  The discoveries have been highly
enlightening as to the death culture of the
inhabitants of Usa. As a result, we now
know much more about the society.

7. The Outer Burial Chambers
 The Motel of the Mysteries is obviously a
large complex where the elite were laid to
rest. The accoutrements of the dead are
many but are the same in each of the
chambers.
 Beyond the outer chambers where the
dead were laid to rest are smaller, inner
chambers where the rituals of the
deceased were performed.

8. Outer Burial Chamber #1

9. Carter Examining the Remains in
Chamber #2

10.  The Great Altar and
the communicator
box.
 This is how the
ancients talked to
their gods, especially
the Movie Gods.

11. Small Relief
 This intricate piece of
artwork served as a
portable shrine.

12. The Sacred Seal
 Placed on the handle
of the outer door of
the burial chamber
when closing the
tomb.

13. The Plant that would not Die
 This plant was grown
in separate pieces
and was developed
for eternal life.

14. The Inner Chamber:
The Ceremonial Headdress

15. Musical Instruments

16. The Sacred Urn

17. Carter Portraying Worship at the
Urn

18. Harriet Wearing the Sacred Collar
and Jewelry

19. Sophia Schliemann at Troy