2. Welcome ba –
“Why aren’t you paying attention to my needs?!”
Well, sor-ree for considering you a big boy. Besides…
3. …your nephew was just born!
Samarium is a moderately hard silvery metal that readily
oxidizes in air, and is only slightly toxic.
Only slightly toxic. Wikipedia, you amuse me.
4. Both the guests and household rejoiced with the birth of the
third generation, when suddenly…
6. J/k, she carried him out autonomously.
Then this appeared in her queue. What the fudge, Neo?
7. Luckily I’m not a total schmuck and remembered to buy a fire
alarm way back when Ilo moved in.
8. Alas, the food glitched, not allowing itself to be finished so the
stove could be used for its successor.
So, after many a consultation from the Interwebs…
12. Ya just got slapped
Oh, oh!
Across the face, my friend ♫
Okay I’m done with the pop culture references. For now.
13. “Try for puppy” was available even though Buffy is an elder, so I
set Ilo the Influencer to work.
I’m trying so hard to caption the thought bubble. Something
about grandpuppies? Ugh, nevermind.
14. The pie-menu was just for show, apparently.
Who is the mysterious gnome-thief? Hint: She’s gotten way too
much facetime. Yet I bother having her around.
New mystery: What’s wrong with me?
15. IT’S SO FLUFFY *-*
Okay it seems that I am not done with the references. Though
this time I’m too lazy to write credits.
17. “Voice, are you making my son do what I think you’re making
him do?”
Don’t worry, it’ll get him to college ;) Now get to work, old man.
18. “Tiramisu Village, Tiki Island, Three Blakes… What are these
maps?”
KEEP DIGGING! *whiplash*
19. “I need to pee and I DEFINITELY must use the only occupied
bathroom!”
Once again, I dub thee an idiot.
20. Ginger kept strolling back and forth on the lot so I thought; why
not greet her?
Yes, that is a “Kiss Kiss Darling” and nothing else.
She immediately left after talking hobbies.
21. On this, the day of my daughter’s heir’s wedding, these two are
doing nothing, so I let them go on a date to make sure no one
bails out.
I’m going for the “no employment” points this time.
22. Of course Ben lost all his memories when moving in besides
going to college.
Makes for a cute snapshot though <3
24. “You do realize I’m rolling wants to learn fire safety, lifelong
happiness and other useful stuff?”
Less talky, more diggy.
25. Look, it’s Mr. Big! What are you doing at the poor part of town?
Grant Woodrow: I’m trying to get the dog run over by throwing
a stick to the other side of the street.
Well aren’t you a douche.
26. Umm… Ilo? What are you doing?
“Totally not spying on the neighbors.”
Carry on then.
34. The preparations are all done!
The guests consist of some of Benjamin’s townie friends, a
playable Romance sim (hoping for some drama), and future heir
spouse Oliver Chun. Y’know, the tattooed guy from last time.
35. Of course they all have to loiter on the front porch effectively
blocking the way.
Worst part? I can’t shoo them -_-
36. Not even the bride realises that there’s a back door.
39. Is it still called a shotgun wedding when the baby’s already
born?
40. And so, the angels bless the new couple with their strawberry-
scented dandruff.
Shout out to modelmgt at Boolprop forums and her uglacy,
more specifically chapter 6. Viewer discretion is advised.
42. In other news, Ura can finally get the hell out of here!
Ugh, this means I have to play her sister trough the rest of
college.
43. “So, Voice? You’re going to put me in a motherloded house with
eternal life now, right?”
Hah. You wish.
44. Ah! I nearly missed this!
Actually thought she’d use the fork, but that wouldn’t do at all,
now would it?
45. And I was literally the only witness. Not even her family was
there to watch.
46. “I bet it’ll be much more peaceful now that Ura’s moving out, or
what do you say, Ginger?”
Cake slice: “DEFYING GRAVITY LIKE A BOSS”
47. This just in: Benjamin has a new best friend.
I’m writing him up on the spouse list. #Arrangedmarriagesftw
48. This is literally the edge of the lot. Why do you and the other
guests feel compelled to walk this far?
“Woah, I’d better cut down on the juice. Think I’m starting to
hear things.”
70. “HOLY SHIT!”
Side note: I’ve disabled the blur in my game (for reasons), so
now I have to come up with creative angles everytime
someone’s nekkid. So far it’s only been Neo.
74. She doesn’t dese- WHOA.
Here, Ilo, have a towel to wrap yourself with.
75. She doesn’t have too many days left herself, so I’m bumping up
her mood with a date.
Right after the father-son dance.
76. I told you to get in the car!
“In a minute, I just need to aid my bad vision with some punch.”
Also, wtf. Is that fear even possible to be fulfilled.
77. A gazillion distractions later, we’re at the grocery/clothes store.
Why not combine business with pleasure and time warps when
you can?
Also, creepy Komei is creepy.
88. “Yes, I just know we’ll become the best of friends! Speaking of,
didn’t I just tell you to go and flirt with that Ginger girl?”
“Yeah I wasn’t paying attention.”
89. Potty training is the skill I tend to value the most. Who cares
about learning to use your legs or being able to communicate
with other people?”
91. “I’m downright handsome.”
Knowledge (not again) (plus I forgot to give him a secondary lol)
+ Make-up, unemployment
- Formal wear
Max out all skills (this’ll be easy)
