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The West Desiderata Asylum: Part 1
1.
2. In Desiderata Valley, a once-loved home had been gutted and repurposed for
eight new residents, seven of which are known to have atypical lifestylesâŚ
Yes! Iâm playing an asylum challenge! Iâve started a few over the years, but never
finished, and it was about time I tried again.
And why the âWestâ Desiderata asylum, I hear you ask? Well, itâs merely the
familyâs name. The residents of the asylum donât have last names, they all share
âWestâ.
Letâs meet these residentsâŚand itâs probably worth noting I was ill when I made
themâŚ
3. Here is Beadee!
I originally intended Beadee to be a Grilled Cheese sim, but apparently couldnât be
bothered to mess around with the aspiration reward to make him so. So heâs a
Fortune sim instead.
Who knows why he was institutionalized? Probably something to do with the fact
heâs happy all the time.
Beadee randomised as gay.
4. Next up, we have Rah Rah, the angry pink gorilla dude! Every asylum needs one,
right?
Heâs a Knowledge sim, and his eyebrows make him look permanently furious. He
was probably institutionalized for looking so angry, regardless of whether or not he
has an anger problem.
Rah Rah randomised as straight.
5. Next up, we have Hula Girl #2!
Hula is a Popularity sim, and was sent to Desiderata after a meltdown about never
being Deathâs number one gal. Well, sheâs probably nowhere near that number
one spot now.
Hula Girl #2 randomised as straight.
6. And here we have adorable pirate, Norman!
Captain Norman is a Fortune sim, because who doesnât love treasure and gold
and shiny things? Unfortunately, Norman is a broke pirate, and the pressures and
depression of being a broke pirate have tipped him over the edge.
Norman randomised as straight.
7. Next, we have party-hard DeeJay!
DeeJay is a Romance sim, and apparently has only just discovered itâs no longer
the early noughties and her outfit is no longer cool (if it ever really was). The
shock was a bit too much for her system, and so sheâs had to check into the
Desiderata asylum.
DeeJay randomised as straight.
8. This happy-go-lucky lady is Clowna!
Clownaâs a Family sim, who had to leave her job as a Tragic Clown for being too
pleasant and peppy. She was sent to Desiderata by her bosses for being âtoo
happyâ.
Clowna randomised as straight.
9. And our final resident is Clank!
Clank is a Pleasure sim, who became over occupied with his work, and now
refuses to remove his scuba gear. Heâs in Desiderata to try and break his
obsession with deep sea diving.
Clank also randomised as straight, which means the only gay person in the facility
is Beadee.
So whoâs in charge of these people?
10. âAm IâŚsurrounded by idiots?â
Itâs my simself! Doesnât she look thrilled to be here?
Sam is a Pleasure sim, with a personality of 4/4/4/7/6 (Aquarius). And the LTW
thatâll get everyone out of here?
To become a Game Designer! Iâm not sure how difficult thatâll be, but Iâll give it my
best shot!
Letâs get started!
11. And theyâre off!
Right out of the gate, Norman and Clowna realise theyâre attracted to each other.
Quick, right?
Itâs probably worth noting that I have ACR installed, and also Larger Households
hack. Theyâre in my game anyway usually, and I donât really see them as an
advantage.
I expect some unplanned pregnancies by the end of this.
12. Man, theyâre really moving quickly â I didnât expect any relationships this early on!
13. Everyone else, however, was content to chuck footballs around.
Although in England, we wouldnât call those footballs. Theyâre actually closer to
rugby balls, I think. You get the idea.
14. Catch didnât last long, and ACR was soon demanding attention again.
This time, itâs DeeJay and Clank. And romance means having a weird neck,
apparently.
15. With all the romancing taking place on the lawn, Beadee slips inside and grabs
the guitar.
Iâm guessing Beadeeâs going to be feeling pretty lonely by the end of this
challenge, bless him.
16. Sam, meanwhile, set about making friends. Sheâll need 9 of them to top the
career.
âWe were in love in an old challenge, how about we be friends in this one?â
âDepends. Will you be joining the garden club?â
âCanât say I will be.â
It may be slightly cheating, but I looked up what I needed to top the Gamer career
on the wiki. 10 logic points, 8 mechanical points, 7 creativity points and 9 friends.
Seems sort of do-able, right?
17. I bet a scuba diver on a dance sphere is something you never knew you needed
in your life.
Youâre welcome.
18. âRAH! RAH RAH!â
It doesnât take much to make Rah Rah look furious, those eyebrows are intense!
I randomised all the personalities, so I have no idea how many nice points he has
â I wonder if weâll be seeing this face a lot!
19. The Welcome Wagon included a bunch of playables from Desiderata, including
Victor Aspir here. Theyâre not that thrilled by an asylum for neighbours.
âUgh, heâs glitching through his scuba helmet!!â
Donât be such a prude, Victor, jeez.
20. âHow am I ever going to gain skill points in this mad house?â
Also, gorilla butt. Just saying. I was flicking back through the screenshots, and
couldnât not notice it.
21. âPhew, men in monkey suits make my heart flutter!â
And DeeJay photobombing from the bath tub.
22. âHey there, Hula lady! You look like a mirage I saw once, at sea!â
âYouâre kidding me, right?â
âWhy would I lie to such a pretty face?â
âMaybeâŚyou are a pirate, afterall.â
23. âSo what happened with the hula girl?â
âEh, apparently she doesnât appreciate me âusing linesâ on her. Whatever that
means.â
âSo weâre going to woohoo now as a consolation prize?â
âI guess.â
âWell, Iâm in.â
âHooray!â
24. Elsewhere, DeeJay was entertaining herself.
âLook how high I can jump!â
And look how seriously short that skirt is.
25. Hula Girl #2 was also keeping herself occupied, after turning down Normanâs
advances.
âWho needs a pirate when you have a dance sphere?â
26. Beadee eventually had to take a break from playing the guitar, which is pretty
much all he did that first day, and Rah Rah quickly snatched it up.
Clownaâs obviously very into clumsy gorilla music.
27. She did get bored of Rah Rah, and eventually snuck back into the double with
Norman, just to be adorable.
Letâs see how long this relationship lasts, shall we?
28. âRah! Rah Rah Rah! Rah Rah Rah?â
âYou know what, I completely agree. They should still give prizes away with
cereal.â
29. Clank was the unlucky one who ended up sleeping on the sofa that night.
But, judging from his costume, heâs used to being uncomfortable, so itâs not too
much of an issue. Maybe.
30. With morning comes a stolen kiss. Apparently pirates donât do it for Hula Girl #2,
but gorilla men do.
Even when theyâre currently missing their suits.
31. âHula! My lady, how is your morning going?â
As revenge for taking his back-up lady, Norman then kept Hula Girl talking in front
of the toilet stall, trapping Rah Rah for hours.
Pirates, right?
32. Elsewhere, a couple were starting the day with a morning woohoo, and proving
they were pretty much only interested in each other.
Clank and DeeJay decided to make the most of the other couples being
preoccupied.
33. If only there was a memory for woohoo in an asylum, right?
34. âHey, Hula, did I mention you look hot today?â
Poor Beadee getting less attention because heâs just so drama-free, bless him.
Photobomb all you want, Beadee.
36. Youâd think someone with the name DeeJay would have a natural affinity for
music, but apparently thatâs not the case.
At least sheâs enjoying herself. I think. That expression is kinda hard to read.
37. âYou know what this asylum needs? More babies.â
âI totally agree!â
They were unsuccessful this time, but I donât think itâll be much longer.
38. Ever seen a scuba diver chucked out of a dance sphere? I bet itâs everything you
never knew you wanted.
Youâre welcome. Again.
39. Once again, Beadee has stolen the guitar and started providing entertainment for
the asylum.
âDeeJay! Youâre out of time! Dance properly!â
Heâs really into his art form.
40. âSo that was fun.â
Eesh. Weâre never getting out of here, are we?
41. âOh HELL NO. Norman doesnât share!â
I wondered how long it would be until something like this happened.
42. âHow could you cheat on me with a gorilla?!â
âHe understands me!â
âHe doesnât speak! He just makes noises!!â
43. Norman then went for an angry make out session with Hula Girl #2.
Because, dammit, if a pink gorilla was going to steal his girl, then he was going to
get revenge.
44. âWeâre so nice and happy.â
âTruly, we are blessed.â
Well, Iâm glad someone is in this crazy little house.
45. Well, thatâs about it for this time â but donât worry, you can have more asylum
antics soon!
See you next time for romance, drama, guitar playing, crazy costumes and maybe
even a promotion or two!