Part 1 of 3.

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IRON VALUES
Trailer Park Challenge
Chapter XIV, Part 1/3

2. This chapter is brought to you by “No red pause mod” at
Insimenator.org, “Enhanced Gameplay Cameras” at
modthesims.info, and a changed screen resolution trick I
learned from SimsVIP.

3. The stench and flies really come off in a different way!
“Why do you force me to live in this misery?”
Oh shush. Also visible here: I’ve switched the genetizised skins I
used for a more Maxis-match set (Neo is standard S2 now).

4. “Ugh, that’s both filthy and considered bathing.”
Oh you lovable paradox of a sim.
Also, since the resolution is so much wider now, I’ll be cropping
most of my pictures from here on out.

5. Ah yes, one can clearly see that they are brothers.
Neo’s and Ben’s genes combined don’t make for that many
variations, unfortunately :/

6. “VOICE! Would you mind explaining why my aspiration meter is
halfway through the negative area?!”
Yowza, that’s a scary face. I guess your real question is “what
happened to Patrick Ottomas?”. You see…

7. Samantha and Peter Ottomas both passed away recently, after
a long life of continuous fornication and reproduction.

8. Several of their offspring had gathered to hear their final words,
and while the greavers were busy moving the deceased to a
more suitable location, a fire started. By the time the smoke
was noticed, the flames had already spread to the point where
they could not be put out.

9. Everyone were already gathered outside at the supposed point
of ignition, yet they all ran in one by one to save the heirlooms
of their childhood home and ultimately join the choir invisible.
Your dear friend Patrick was the first one to meet his untimely
end, I’m afraid.

10. Luckily Ottilia, the youngest of them all, did not attend the
tragedy and was thus spared. I believe she has recovered from
the initial shock and is currently staying with her sister Safina,
one of the few who had bid their parents farewell in advance.

11. I wonder to myself why Patrick would have been so foolish as to
make that fateful dash for his parents’ bedroom; what could a
sim possibly gain from rushing into the midst of a blaze like
that?
The origin of the fire is still a mystery, as neither the stove nor

12. It was almost as if the spark had been ignited by a force
majeure.
“You mean you killed them.”
Hey now, no matter who or what initiated the inferno, they all
ran inside by their own free will. Foolish sims.

13. Now to a slightly less depressing topic: either we have
cockroaches or just bad luck.
“Hey, I didn’t do anything! Just ask Curium!”
Well, there’s no “call in sick” for kids, so off to school you go!

14. You need to take better care of your pets! Benny is starving!
What do you mean? He has all the questionable puddles a dog
could possibly drink!

15. ♫Hey, baby, I’m your handy man
“Bite me.”
All that plumber look needs right now is a pair of low-cut jeans.
“I said bite me.”

16. Look who’s too sad to go to school.
“What’s the point if you kill the few friends I have and still not
let me go to college?”
Oh let it go already.

17. Meanwhile, in the storage room/toddler prison:
“{Why won’t this bar MOVE?!}”
“{It’s no use, Hydra. You need to learn how to walk first.}”

18. It actually took me a while to realise why I kept hearing two
types of music simultaneously: the broken stereo is glitched.
I couldn’t delete it or set it for sale; the batbox didn’t do
anything; the only option in testingcheats shift-click was to
force error, which I didn’t want to touch.

19. So I bent the rules and had Ben fix it, with the gate being locked
for all other sims but him.
Please don’t get electrocuted, please don’t get electrocuted…

20. “There, fixed it. But the remote doesn’t work when I’m this
close, and there’s no such thing as a manual option.”
*grumble* Oh and btw, while fiddling with the batbox I found
out that this lot’s value is high class. Lolwut?

21. You’re probably wondering about the towels, and yes, the
answer lies in a mod. Thanks to Ailias (MTS), my teen-elder sims
now change into the BV towel after showers and baths.
And since these people LOVE to take baths and don’t have jobs,
you’ll be seeing a LOT of towels.

22. WAS THAT A BABY BUMP?!
“No, I just got fat. Look closely.”
…way to get my expectations up, pop-up window.

23. While some of the Rautas walk around in towels all day, some
prefer to go au naturel.
I think it’s kind of sweet that Ilo and Bruce have an active love
life even as old and grey.

24. And suddenly, an error message showed up. At first I thought
that Neo was the one erroring and got one helluva scare, but it
was the easel. I recently installed Anoeska’s MMF easels with
more options, so that was probably what caused the jump.
I could only move the canvas using moveobjects, and it was still
tilted despite being finished, so I couldn’t hang it on a wall…

25. …so the painting ended up in the tech cemetary! Thanks to the
AL shiftable feature (and maybe another placement cheat, I
don’t remember) I got it to look like it’s resting towards the
broken stereo :D

26. Also, Bruce wanted a hot tub, so he got one. Or rather, I’d been
planning on giving the Rautas a hot tub for some time, but
didn’t actually do it until he rolled the want.
It’s by HugeLunatic (MTS) and although it costs practically
nothing, fuzzy_spork uses it too, and she’s the creator of this
challenge.

27. Note to self: don’t put desks and phones in narrow hallways.
Geesh, I need to learn how to do proper trailer layouts.

28. A certain someone spread the flu to his siblings instead of
becoming healthy again while at school like one of my QBC kids.
“Hey, I could’ve stayed at home and rested, but you –”
Be quiet and eat your soup.

29. Ah, bonding with your brother-in-law while being famished,
dressed in white cloths and surrounded by stink.
Why am I suddenly reminded of my culture history homework?

30. “Why is that man walking like Mom when her belly’s big? And
why do the trailers opposite from us look all sminecrafty?”
“Tellie, I’m afraid those are what Voice calls ‘no-no questions’.”
“Stop calling me Tellie! It sounds like a girl’s name!”

31. “I found Itty Bitty Clay Vases! Now please, can I go see Buffy’s
ghost or play with one of my sons?”
Hmm… No. But since you’re such a good servant, and even
dressed like (an ancient) one, you’ll get another task.

32. “Wow. I feel so privileged.”
Shh, let me think about how to make a joke about the ‘digging
in the dirt’-part.

33. REALLY?
YOU REALLY JUST PASSED OUT IN FRONT OF A TENT?
Geez, Curi. Get your act together.

34. If she’s getting her head stuck in toilets now, then imagine what
her high school years are going to be like!
In all seriousness though: STOP PASSING OUT, PEOPLE.

35. Ben: “Are you SURE you want another one?”
Neo: “Honey, this’ll be the last kid I ask of you.”
Ben: “You mean kids. I’m not optimistic enough to hope for
anything less than twins.”

36. Ben has nothing to worry about. After all, the in-laws are
helping out too!
“And the cowboy reminded the little boy that teddy bears have
feelings too and should be treated just as well as people, even if
you only have four nice points.”

37. Zirc: “Gwamma wee-wee too!”
Yup, nothin’ like quality time with the grandparents.

38. “Mom! Can’t you even watch the kids for the short while it
takes to make a baby?”
“Oh, so Ben’s a quick-draw?”
“What? No! MOM! That’s not what I… ugh.”

39. That was when I noticed Ilo had inherited money from Peter. It
was only a §1000, but it felt unfair to keep it. Thus, Ilo gets to
send the sum to Cara Lum (married to an Ottomas) using
Pescado’s money order.
Can I go even one chapter without mentioning CC or mods?

40. Tel starts his day off with dancing, as one should.
Or possibly a mime act.
Either way, it’s cute and deserves to be immortalized <3

41. Benny is so popular with the kids! Unlike Dakota, who just
seems to be grumping in her doghouse all day (when she’s not
asking to be fed or bathed or something like that).

42. You can’t see it from this picture, but he’s actually dancing
along to the music!
The children keep rolling wants for him and Dakota to learn
commands, while I’m busy trying to keep everyone fed.

43. “Come on Ben! We need to get cracking on another baby
before we become too old!”
“Are you really sure about this? With all the people living in this
trailer, we can’t even find time or space to - ”

44. “Whatcha guys talking about?”
Neo & Ben: “Better stuff my face so I can’t answer.”

45. Meanwhile, Francie and Hydra await for someone to change
their diapers.
In matching jammies too!

46. “Everything is fine. I am in a tropical paradise far away from
here called La Fiesta Tech. I am not getting straight F’s, my
brother-in-law is not tearing holes in the wall or walking around
in nothing but a towel, and best of all, no nieces or nephews are
screaming after me.”

47. While Ma and Pa are busy cooking up some love in the hot tub…

48. …Grandma and Grandpa are cooking the actual ones.
Just kidding. I’m not the OMGWTFBBQ type of player.
As far as you know.

49. “{We want to be taken care of too!}”

50. “I’ve got actual muscles now! And grandma is totally not
smustling in a towel behind me.”
The delusions, the delusions…
Samarium rolled Pleasure/Knowledge and wants to become a
Celeb Chef. T-ons are perfume & athleticism, t-off is brown hair.

51. FINALLY the baby chimes ring!
And dang, that bedding gets uglier every time I look at it.

52. “YOU’RE DRESSED INDECENTLY!”
“Holy cow! Will you ever stop haunting me? I have a hard
enough time controlling my bladder as is!”
“PUT ON SOME CLOTHES AND I MIGHT!”

53. I didn’t know Neo painted with glow-in-the-dark paint!
Seriously though, how cool is it to have a glitch-haunted
painting in your backyard?

54. THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK.
Getting into a tent doesn’t count as a sleep interaction as far as
autonomy goes, apparently.

55. “I hope these fancy-schmancy pet bowls will hold more food
than the cheap ones we had earlier, so the dogs will hold off on
the complainin’. It’s hard enough to remember making
breakfast for the kiddies!”

56. Look at you Lee, making the bed without anyone asking you to!
“I have a very good reason for it.”

57. “It’s bouncier this way!”
I should’ve guessed.

58. Thanks to fall, potty training becomes easier than ever!
Ben: *wakes up* “Huh? What just happened?”

59. Samarium decided to help take care of his siblings instead of
going to school.
Heir material right here.
By which I mean Gallie, because I want the matriarchy to go on.

60. Tel and Curi also decided that attendance isn’t necessary to get
good grades: sleeping and spying on the neighbors are much
more valuable ways to spend one’s time.

61. I’m sure they’d be doing their homework if Benny wasn’t busy
mauling it all.
Like I’ve said, he’s popular with the kids.

62. Sam: “Here, have a §1 treat! In fact, I’ll even agitate Voice
further by letting you have a piece of flesh from my back!”
Dakota: “Err… I’d rather not.”

63. You know that Music & Dance is big in this family when even
the dogs are joining in to sing.

64. Ben, being ever the kind spirit, becomes best friends with Zirc
by teaching him that it’s okay to laugh at others as long as
you’re not pointing at them directly.

65. Sam on the other hand teaches him how to impress the ladies
with your smustle movez.
Even though the only ladies he’s ever encountered are related
to him or currently in the wrong age group.

66. Still, he’s way better off than Ben, who judging from the
expression has no idea of what he’s doing.

67. “Zzz… best friends forever with Ben…”
FINALLY he jumps out of the red! And into gold, apparently o.O

68. At last, the quadruplets grow up!
First is Francie, who I’ve realised has the same hairstyle as my
current simself…

69. …followed by Zirc, who’s so smooth that he grows up using
dance moves…

70. …with Gallie being the bad apple this generation, peeing herself
as soon as she grows up.
*sad trombone music*

71. Hey! Wake up!
“*yawn* What did I miss?”

72. Since Hydra’s late to the party, he actually gets cake and people
cheering for him.
If only it’d work like that in real life.

73. “Woo! I got a semi-party!”
Actual parties are tough to manage with this many sims, since
someone’s bound to pee themselves sooner or later >:(

74. “Welcome to the club Zirc. Remember: with great hair comes
great responsibilities.”
“Thanks, Curi!”
“Shh, it’s ‘Master’ now.”

75. “Hydra, despite your name and zodiac, don’t become like Tel.”
“Gee, how long is he going to be in there?”

76. *blink blink*
Yup, still only 3 neat points o.O
I guess it’s a good way to reduce stress.

77. “Picking up my siblings’ potty waste is so gross.”
Yet you do it voluntarily, even with a smile on your face!

78. Lee and Curi continue the mentoring of their baby bros, this
time by playing ball sports in the dark...

79. ...while Bruce tells his wife what kind of sports equipment he’d
like to try out on her *shudders*
That’s it for part 1; part 2 and 3 will be coming soon!