3. ”You’re making me stay in this… abomination!”
Hey, at least it has a roof. You should be grateful.
4. Look, it even has elements proving its legitness as a trailer!
”You mean these tasteless, filthy decorations with no in-game use
whatsoever?”
Suck it up, princess. This is your home from now on.
5. ”Maybe if I close my eyes it’ll disappear.”
Alright, let me introduce you to our lovely founder, Ilo Rauta, which means ”Joy
Iron” in Finnish. Don’t even ask about the pronounciation, you’ll get it wrong
anyway. She’s a Leo 2/10/3/7/3, meaning she’s a finger-lickin’ (nose-pickin’?),
naked-tubbin’, couch-rubbin’, cup-jugglin’, not-so-hugglin’ gal!
6. ”My ears are bleeding.”
Oh, fine *grumble* Anyhow, little miss grumpy here is
Romance/Family and wishes to Woohoo with 20 different
sims. Not too difficult methinks. Let’s just hope there are
enough Bearded Hat-bearing fishes in the sea.
”And they better not be too high in their career.”
7. I also recently installed InTeen >:)
Alon Livingston: *gulp* ”I-i really need to move on…”
WHY WON’T YOU LOVE MEEEE
8. Off to Club Dante we go! Too bad Malcolm is a
playable, and filthy rich at that. His genes would’ve
made for interesting spouse material.
The real reason for this picture: THEM EYES.
9. What do you think about the only other male on this lot?
”I bet I could smash his face into this brick wall, and it
wouldn’t help a bit.”
Picky you are.
13. ”How about *whisper whisper*”
Before this she told a joke including the thermometer icon.
For once I try to be PG and my sims start conspiring
against me.
15. ”Hello there person who I should be attracted to yet ain’t.”
Stop giving her that look, Gilbert. You’re a Romance sim
too y’know.
16. The date flowers are miiiiiine!
”Shut up, voice.”
”Oh my… wait, who are you talking to?
”No one, dear. Wanna go back to my place?”
17. Look where we ended up!
Took two tries to get the lullaby though -_-
18. And score! After he’s left the rose bouquet, they may get
engaged.
It’s only 55 simoleons, but still.
19. ”Pleasure to meet – yuck.”
Jeesh. You’re not getting anywhere near 20 with that
attitude.
20. She’s married! And supposed to be on vacation!
*looks up on SimsWikia* Oooof course. He’s a playable,
and therefore off-limits.
Next hunt, Red’s Diner.
21. *sob* ”No one wants me and I’m smelly and my comfort is
down and-”
And you keep heart-barfing every candidate -_- At least
you got your photobooth picture.
22. Random guy: ”Here, have a networking contact named
’Lindsay Leelaporn’ who doesn’t show up in your
relationship panel, phonebook or even with a proper
picture in SimPE.”
23. It’s a witch! Go greet her! Now!
”I’m going, I’m going.”
24. *kaching* That is going to the sauna fund. Can’t have a
Finnish redneck without a sauna.
Did you know there are approximately 1 sauna per every
2.5 person in Finland? Though I doubt the half person has
much use of it.
28. Dang it! I can’t afford to waste food in this challenge…
And something in my mods folder is keeping rotten plates
from going into inventory or being put away as leftovers
>.<
36. ”What do you fear?”
”Marrying you!”
Random townie: ”How in the world are you going to get them
hitched, voice?”
No clue.
37. Mrs Crumplebottom: ”I say Gilbert, isn’t that the mother
of your child on a date with someone else? Scandalous.”
Gilbert: ”… Maybe if I ignore her she’ll stop pestering me.”
38. ”I’M TIRED AND UNCOMFORTABLE AND DROPPED
CRUSH-STATUS WITH MY DATE!”
Trina Dalton: ”Y’know, you need to make sure to be stable
like a building before asking that sort of thing.”
39. Trina: ”It takes time before you can commit to a
relationship. The first date is rarely enough.”
”Lady, I don’t know who you are, but that ain’t helping
much.”
40. No worries. I AM THE DATE DOCTOR.
Trina: ”Excuse me voice, but could you possibly be
influenced by the fact that ’Hitch’ is on right now?
I. AM. THE DATE DOCTOR.
41. Is that really healthy for the baby, Ilo?
”WHEEEEE!!!”
Oh, well.
43. The first thing she does upon arrival? That’s right.
I actually feel sorry for my pregnant sims.
44. ”It was okay. Maybe the next time will be better.”
ARGH. He was just about to leave the date flower as Ilo
asked him on a date trough the phone, and it caused him
to leave immediately after.
45. This is my precious. You should see how addicted I am
to using it, especially with pregnant sims.
46. Ilo: ”Is that for me?”
Bruce: ”Yes, but I need to put it by your doorstep.”
50. *evil laugh*
HEY!! Stupid Scrooge.
Oh, the fig leaf? It’s thanks to a clothing recategorizer I
downloaded. Actually, I wonder what I DON’T have in
my downloads folder <.<
51. Baby bumps are so romantic to have on first dates, don’t
you think?
54. ”Sorry Gilbert, I have to feed my pet llama.”
After talking to that said llama’s answering machine for a
whole day. Bruce, BE MORE AVAILABLE.
55. ”I got this sucker goooood…”
Hurry up and make him commit to a relationship. THERE
IS NOT MUCH TIME.