Funny Diet Excuses

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Diet excuses are common to hear around the New Year when people make the #1 New Year's Resolution to lose weight. Come in and let's talk about your excuse! Happy New Year!

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I have no willpower

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I don’t
have
time

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I CAN’T LOSE WEIGHT… IT’S MY
THYROID

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I’ll start tomorrow

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I HAD NO IDEA THERE WERE SO
MANY CARBOHYDRATES AND
CALORIES IN…

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My husband
said he’d leave
me if I lose
more weight

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IT’S TOO EXPENSIVE

YOU HAVE A WARDROBE WITH 4 SIZES IN YOUR CLOSET
YOU SPEND $50 A WEEK ON FAST FOOD & COFFEE
HOW MUCH WINE DO YOU DRINK?
YOUR OVER-THE-COUNTER REMEDIES COST $500 YEAR
HAVE YOU PRICED A HEART ATTACK LATELY?

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I have to shop and cook for my whole family…

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ALL I DRINK IS COFFEE!
I SKIP MEALS AND STILL DON’T
LOSE WEIGHT
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It’s OK to have sugar… It’s Organic

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I DON’T HAVE ANY PLACE
NEAR MY WORK THAT SERVES
HEALTHY FOOD
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I have to drink alcohol! I’m very social!

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No one is coming between me and my Ho-Ho’s

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HAND OVER
THE
CHOCOLATE
AND NO ONE
GETS HURT…

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Diets don’t work for me. I’ve tried them all!

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I’LL THINK ABOUT IT…

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No Booze?
But it’s the Holidays!

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I LOVE MY CURVES…

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I have too many parties coming up!

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Funny Diet Excuses

1. Diet Excuses www.TotalWellCoach.com

2. I can’t cook www.TotalWellCoach.com

3. I have no willpower www.TotalWellCoach.com

4. I hate dieting www.TotalWellCoach.com

5. I don’t have time www.TotalWellCoach.com

6. I CAN’T LOSE WEIGHT… IT’S MY THYROID www.TotalWellCoach.com

7. I’ll start tomorrow www.TotalWellCoach.com

8. I HAD NO IDEA THERE WERE SO MANY CARBOHYDRATES AND CALORIES IN… www.TotalWellCoach.com

9. I’m big-boned www.TotalWellCoach.com

10. I DON’T WANT TO HAVE TO BUY NEW CLOTHES

11. My husband said he’d leave me if I lose more weight www.TotalWellCoach.com

12. IT’S TOO EXPENSIVE YOU HAVE A WARDROBE WITH 4 SIZES IN YOUR CLOSET YOU SPEND $50 A WEEK ON FAST FOOD & COFFEE HOW MUCH WINE DO YOU DRINK? YOUR OVER-THE-COUNTER REMEDIES COST $500 YEAR HAVE YOU PRICED A HEART ATTACK LATELY? www.TotalWellCoach.com

13. I have to shop and cook for my whole family… www.TotalWellCoach.com

14. ALL I DRINK IS COFFEE! I SKIP MEALS AND STILL DON’T LOSE WEIGHT www.TotalWellCoach.com

15. It’s OK to have sugar… It’s Organic www.TotalWellCoach.com

16. I DON’T HAVE ANY PLACE NEAR MY WORK THAT SERVES HEALTHY FOOD www.TotalWellCoach.com

17. I have to drink alcohol! I’m very social! www.TotalWellCoach.com

18. No one is coming between me and my Ho-Ho’s www.TotalWellCoach.com

19. HAND OVER THE CHOCOLATE AND NO ONE GETS HURT… www.TotalWellCoach.com

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