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1. Not long ago, I travelled to mountain-zone America, on a short trip to interview a
singer, for which I was picked up in a car laid on by one of the big record labels. The
driver noted my British accent and said, “You like One Direction?”
I hadn’t kept up with One Direction since The X Factor, though I knew the rough
narrative. The boy band had finished third in 2010, and gone on to make decent
gains in the British charts, before taking their preppy, 60s-influenced synth-pop to
America – where they boomed, selling server-towers’ worth of a first album, Up All
Night. Their second and third albums, 2012’s Take Me Home and 2013’s Midnight
Memories, went to No 1. They defied their risky name and its hint of one-
dimensionality by diversifying into movies, perfumes, toothpaste, generally making
giddy-money for themselves and their patron, Simon Cowell.
Sure, I told the driver, One Direction are fine. He said that the band had flown into
town a week ago, and that he’d driven one of the boys to his hotel. About a 15-
minute journey.
I’m not cold to the appeal of a well-steered pop group but, with One Direction, I’d not
felt that snap that occurs when an artist or a band suddenly catches your interest –
snaring you with an infectious vocal, a novel look, ideally an undeniably superb song.
There was something about the coy way the driver spoke, though, that made me
wake up a bit.
You only drove one of them? Where were the others? “In different cars,” the driver
said.
For a 15-minute drive? “Five members, five cars.”
And right there, One Direction became intriguing.
***
It’s October, and the band are promoting a new album, their fourth in three years.
They agree to meet me at the end of the month, two days before Halloween. It’s a
time of year for ordering cardboard Louis and Liam masks (£3.99 each), or a top-to-
toe outfit exactly replicating Zayn’s letterman-jacket look from the 2012 tour (£90).
2. Along with One Direction’s new album, Four, and a third volume of their memoirs,
One Direction: Where We Are, there’s a new perfume out and a new single
streaming online. I know this, because in the week leading up to my meeting with the
band, I go full immersion, swimming deep in the world of One Direction, the YouTube
clips, merch catalogues, DVDs, album streams.
Four years’ touring, releasing, deal-inking and generalised fan farming by the band
has established a vast, primitive ocean of stuff around One Direction. I learn: Martin
Scorsese is a fan, and that each band member has a lipstick. Midnight Memories
was the world’s biggest selling album in 2013. That year’s documentary, One
Direction: This Is Us, earned so much at the box office that Cowell was genuinely
annoyed it didn’t receive an Oscar nomination. At a concert in Peru, 47 fans were
crushed, needing treatment. There are currently four varieties of branded
bedclothes, not including sleeping bags.
Where were the human boys in the middle of this? Louis Tomlinson (23), Zayn Malik,
Liam Payne, Niall Horan (all 21) and Harry Styles (20) showed up at regional
auditions for The X Factor and were pulled from Doncaster, Bradford,
Wolverhampton, Dublin and Cheshire respectively, to be transformed into world-
straddling agents of profit. They were paid £30 a day as X Factor auditionees and
now they’re worth about £16m a man. Louis not long ago tried to buy a football club.
Harry owns a £20,000 sculpture of Jesus. Niall, they say, still loves his Nando’s.
Zayn’s lucky number is 11. Two of the boys are single, two are coupled and one,
Zayn, is engaged.
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Really, even these kernels of bio come parceled in warning wrap. Their lives are
surrounded in obfuscation, hopeful conjecture, nonsense. Last spring, the Star went
to press with a front page, HARRY X-RATED SEX PIC SHAME, that by second
edition was changed to HARRY FURY AT FAKED SEX PIC. I’m sent a novel by
Simon & Schuster, 584 pages of fantastical smut that reimagines the band not as
popstars but as randy college students. (Paramount have the movie rights.) Back in
the spring, Louis and Zayn filmed themselves enjoying a cheeky spliff while on tour
3. and the footage somehow ended up online. Before my interview, I’m sent a warning
not to raise the subject: “The band won’t be answering any questions about the
Louis/Zayn ‘drug’ video.”
I speak to people in and around the music business about the band, to ex-popstars
and industry lifers, to critics and glossy magazine editors. Most are reluctant to go on
record. “Tread carefully, my friend,” one publicist warns. “You don’t want to upset the
Overlord.” (He means Cowell.) I contact auditionees from the relevant series of The
X Factor, including those in a boyband pitted against One Direction. One says he’s
moved on and has taken a job with ITV; another is busy touring the country in the
musical Blood Brothers. I get hold of a guy who went to the same school as Liam
and remembers mocking The X Factor hopeful behind his back. Within months, One
Direction were a big deal and the guy from Liam’s school was at college, telling
everyone he met about the association, universally known as The Guy Who Went To
School With One Of One Direction.
Everyone has a claim, an opinion, a criticism. An employee who worked backstage
at the Brit awards confirms that a member of Mumford & Sons once caused
enormous offence by mistaking members of One Direction for competition-winning
fans. Hours before I travel to meet the band, Roger Daltrey of the Who launches an
unprovoked attack on One Direction’s musical integrity, suggesting they lack
purpose. Samples of Harry’s vomit, I read, have been listed on eBay. He’d stopped
to be sick on the side of the road while driving in LA, and fans swooped.
***
When I first get a clear look at them, these five young men with a Sri Lanka-sized
body of fans, they are holding watermelons – personalised watermelons, each piece
of fruit tattooed with a band members’ face. Some sort of skit is being filmed for
morning telly. We are in a large studio complex in north London, the room dim
except for where One Direction are sitting, on a spotlit sofa.
One Direction’s single Steal My Girl
4. They’re all dressed in black and grey, an effort, their stylist explains, at making them
“slicker, more rock‘n’roll”. This is the thinking behind the hair, too: shoulder-length for
Harry, pushed back with a head band for Zayn, generally model-ish all round. The
morning TV skit ends, the watermelons are taken away and I’m led under the
spotlights for handshakes.
The new album is your fourth in three years, I say. How long can you maintain this
pace before you melt?
Liam, leather jacketed, says: “Erm. It’s an often-asked question. But I think we’re
feeling pretty good. We’ve just had a couple of days off, actually.” Louis, in a Bruce
Springsteen T-shirt, corrects him: “A couple of weeks off.” Liam: “Couple of weeks
off, yeah. Couple of weeks. So we’ve been chilling. But we’re all pretty hard-working.
We just enjoy it more than anything. It’s not a question of burnout.”
To those people who haven’t given your albums a listen before, why should they?
“You know, I think, why not?” Harry asks. He’s wearing a sleeved vest and, unlike
the others, who are rapid and chirpy, speaks in a slow drawl – there’s a touch of
Eddie Izzard. Louis talks about there being something for their fans on the record,
but also something for their fans’ parents – an 80s-influenced seam that might be
found nostalgic.
I wonder about Roger Daltrey. Was it fair for him to suggest that One Direction lack
purpose?
Louis: “Aaayyyuhhh ... I mean, everyone’s entitled to their own opinion.” Liam: “I
didn’t even hear that.” Louis: “No, that’s the first I’ve heard of it.”
Zayn, wearing a knitted jumper, speaks about One Direction not trying to impress
anyone. Louis returns to the matter of purpose. “Like, we’re doing a signing today,
[because] it’s incredible to give back to the fans. And you only have to look at how
overwhelmed some of them are, even just for a meeting with us, it’s incredible. And I
think, as a parent, looking at that, there’s your purpose. You know, we’re hopefully
making people happy, so ...”
5. I’m confused – do you keep bringing up parents because I’m from the Guardian?
Louis: “Well, no. Maybe. Maybe. I don’t know.” Niall, in a grey tee, has been hanging
back. Now he leans in and says, “I don’t know too many 15-year-old girls who read
the Guardian.” Thickly accented, the Irishman says this with the nuclear
decisiveness of a final word, a matter settled, and Louis turns to him. “Nice, Niall,
covering there. Dropping in. Sweeper!”
What motivates this band? “Giving back to the fans.” What do they make of their
every utterance being second-guessed by those fans? “That’s just part of their
fandom.”
From here on I will redact all mentions of fans, and of those fans being great. Just
assume that One Direction knows it has fans and knows its fans to be supportive,
because their every other thought is sunk under the weight of acknowledging this.
When I ask about the emotional burden of their work, all those complex infatuations
they can’t possibly reciprocate, the boys say it’s not a burden it’s a privilege. Zayn: “If
it wasn’t for [redacted] we wouldn’t be where we are.” Liam: “We just like to think
about [redacted].” Harry: “[Redacted].”
***
I’ve been thinking about the fans myself. Before I meet the band, I speak with an
editor at GQ, who reads me some of the threats that were sent to his office on the
band’s behalf after his magazine published an interview thought unflattering. “GQ
needs to shut up,” ran one message, “before I break my glass nail file in two and
stab them in the eyes.”
I meet with a non-violent section of the fanbase, two Essex schoolgirls called Elise
and Frances who have been devoted to One Direction since the start. We spend an
afternoon together, the 15-year-olds demonstrating the extraordinarily close study of
the band that occupies its followers, day to day. We analyse one of Harry’s
Instagram pictures for hidden meaning. We discuss one of Liam’s tattoos – thick
6. arrows on his forearm that the girls think reference the band’s name, and that I
suggest are like those chevrons on motorways, reminding everyone to keep at a
distance. There exists, Elise and Frances say, a cavalier sub-group of One Direction
fans who believe Harry and Louis to be unknowingly in love with each other, and
they’ve been arguing that case for years.
Both Elise and Frances have had their Twitter accounts suspended for messaging
One Direction too often. They can tell me that one of the band’s perfumes was
“exactly the same as the last one, except with a bit more green apple”, even while
admitting they bought it. “They might have touched it. They haven’t. But they might
have.” The girls are veteran followers who fully understand their lowly position in the
One Direction enterprise, can identify its cynical workings even as they continue to
go wobbly and high-pitched and drop a whole lot of their parents’ money on Niall,
Louis, Harry, Zayn and Liam.
In terms of receiving individual attention from the boys, Frances and Elise’s options
are limited. Throwing a “fake faint” at a gig is rumoured to have led others to
backstage encounters. (Frances: “I’d seriously consider it.”) Probably their best bet
lies in a dogged Twitter pursuit, sending the same message to a member over and
over in the hope of snaring his attention and getting a smiley in return. This, Frances
says, means sending it about 400 times, well into the realm that Twitter considers
service abuse, hence the frequent suspensions. One Direction is the first mega-band
of the social media age, and this has a direct knock-on effect for me: the boys have
very little incentive to promote their wares through old institutional channels such as
the press. They don’t give long interviews; they don’t need to. When Frances and
Elise get home from school, they go online to see what One Direction are saying. As
it happens One Direction are usually saying they have a new product out.
The interview halfway gone, we’re talking about how normal the boys are. Louis:
“We’re normal lads.” Zayn: “We’re normal guys.” They’re sitting shoulder to shoulder
on the sofa, leaning forward on their knees, polite, expertly maintaining eye contact.
They’re musclier and inkier than I expected, as if they’ve spent the last few years on
Riker’s Island. Maybe it feels a bit like that today. I ask about a song on the new
7. album called Stockholm Syndrome. If you lot are captives, who are your jailers?
Harry gets in first: “You.”
In last year’s documentary, This Is Us, Harry was the only one of the boys to prod
out real laughs. When the gang were speculating about what would have happened
if they’d gone through with an early plan to sack Zayn for his chronic lateness, Harry,
in his unhurried way, a little Lennon-like with his quips, said: “Imagine. Niall would
have to be the Mysterious One.”
I get a sense Harry would be the most interesting band member to speak to alone.
Of all of them, people tell me again and again, he’s the one who’s managed to
remain most level, even as he romances his way around the major metropolitan
areas (LA’s Kendell Jenner, London’s Cara Delevingne, Nashville’s Taylor Swift) and
buddies up with Anna Wintour at fashion shows. Harry you’d go for a beer with.
But today I’ve got the lot of them together, stewing under the spotlights. It’s all been
quite cautious, quite defensive – the only steer away from the official line Liam’s
comment, at the start, when he jumped a thought ahead and blurted out: “It’s not a
question of burnout.”
Four albums in three years, I think. Three books, a movie, two world tours, 300-odd
shows. What else can it be a question of?
***
“We were kept on the road, and before you know it, two or three years and millions
of dollars had gone by.” This was one of the Backstreet Boys, speaking to Rolling
Stone at the end of the 1990s. In the same magazine, another Backstreet Boy said
he’d twice delayed essential heart surgery because of non-negotiable touring
commitments. Some years before this, an overworked Robbie Williams, then in Take
That, fell asleep on a below-stage riser and woke to find himself in front of
thousands. Williams was also once so exhausted after a tour that he fell asleep
during sex with his girlfriend and, on climaxing, shouted, “Peter!” Her name was
Natasha.
8. Those last two stories come from Feel, a biography about Williams by the journalist
Chris Heath, written with the pop star’s collaboration. Feel is an indispensable
document for anyone hoping to understand the perks and unbalanced harassments
of life in a boyband. The short-term effects of too much travel and too many hours
together, the slower-burning dementia brought on by round-the-clock adoration.
Williams writes: “The first couple of years we were really quite close ... but the last
couple of years, I don’t know, it just became mad ... Home life was weird, and you
[got] a weird perception of the world. And then there’s a hundred fucking girls outside
your house …And all of that stuff mixed with the insane promotion that we did ... We
were tired and scared.”
An equivalent volume, One Direction: Tired And Scared, seems unlikely to arrive for
a while. But they are this decade’s significant boyband, bigger than Take That ever
were, and busier, so they must be similarly taxed. In last year’s official documentary,
the band were not much encouraged to discuss emotional damage. We did get
poignant looks at the mums and dads, though, their scenes hinting that home life, as
per Feel, had got weird. Louis’ mother was shown buying a cardboard cutout of her
son in order to say goodnight to it. Liam’s mother: “They become like someone in a
newspaper or a magazine to you.” Harry’s stepfather: “Harry went to an audition and
never came home again.”
I’ve brought a copy of Williams’s book with me, and when I pull it out, they say, “Oh
great. Oh sick.” I read them the “tired and scared” passage. Williams was
remembering life in Take That after four years on the road. Does it chime?
Louis: “I’d say we’re tired at times. But scared?” Niall: “No, not scared.” Zayn:
“Where he says ‘scared’, maybe it was something to do with him not knowing where
he wanted to go with himself.” Harry: “I think we’ve also been lucky enough to have
stuff that went on with them [Take That] as an example.” Liam: “There was a
different hierarchy in that band.”
One Direction’s What Makes You Beautiful
Quickly I’ve come to dread Liam’s interruptions, his land-scorching “erms” that tend
to halt any surrounding chat. At one point, I hear him directing traffic, murmuring to
9. Louis after a question: “You go, I’ll follow.” By all accounts (so the super-fans told
me, so his stylist said), Liam took the longest to find his niche in the band. Harry
locked down the role of Sexy One early, having had an affair with an X Factor host,
Caroline Flack, 16 years his senior. Louis was cheeky and confident, and so the
Funny One. Niall smiley, inoffensive: the Nice One. Reticent Zayn was named
Mysterious, and with these other roles taken, Liam finally found his place as the
Responsible One.
“We feel most at home when we’re sat writing, or on stage, that’s our thing,” Liam
tells me flatly. “There’s no real getting away from it.” He’ll later put a message on
Twitter that reads in its entirety “Very interesting day today”, and when such a thing
is approvingly retweeted 55,000 times, I guess there isn’t a lot of pressure to be
interesting. But I’m encouraged he has been considering hierarchy within the band.
They all should. The time is coming, it must be, when this unnaturally contained pack
of males won’t be able to go on in each other’s company. The songs will chafe, as
will the schedule. One Direction will split because boybands do, at which point
hierarchy – in terms of an individual’s charisma, musicianship, credibility, cool – is all
that will matter.
Have they made any sort of pact? That if one member wants to leave, the band
folds?
Louis: “No, we haven’t really. What do you mean?” Liam: “No, we haven’t spoken
about that.” Zayn: “What would the pact entail?” Liam: “Well, I don’t know if it will
[fold]. Without any of us ... Yeah, I don’t think it will, I think that’s the magic of it. We
still feel like we’re on our rise a little bit.”
Just about everyone else I asked felt this band was nearer its end than its beginning.
Some had doubts One Direction, pushing into year five, would go much further. “Not
long for this world,” a glossy-mag editor told me. For what it’s worth, someone who
knows someone in the band’s camp said there was nothing in the diary after next
summer. Frances and Elise, listening to tracks from Four with me, enjoying it,
suddenly offered the following: “They’re 22, 23 now. They must hate this kind of
music.” Frances: “Harry likes Pink Floyd.” Elise: “He’s said he was inspired by Mick
10. Jagger. So how can he possibly enjoy singing these songs?” It took me a moment to
realise the girls weren’t being critical; they were asking me to disagree with them,
reassure.
I couldn’t. The boys say to me: “We’re just making the music that we love.” Yet for all
the fun and verve contained in a new-album track such as Girl Almighty, theirs is still
music targeted squarely at one market, the clue to which is in that song title. They’ve
put out decent pop since 2011. They’re pushed to their best when Ed Sheeran
contributes a track or two per release cycle. But I’m not surprised it grated when a
Mumford failed to recognise them as musicians. The boys of One Direction are
ageing faster than their output. If this is a generalisation, it’s one based on hard sales
data: theirs is not music to which early-20s males listen.
Harry, we learned this summer, has been writing on the sly with Ryan Tedder, the
songcrafter-supreme behind some major Beyoncé. Niall is a lifelong fan of Daltrey
and the Who. Zayn’s meant to be deep into his hip hop. There’s only one direction
this points. But until the boy band actually gather for that somber press conference
(as boy bands do), discussion of their split must remain misty and speculative.
Even so, I’m interested to understand what it feels like, when such a group enters its
heavy-weather phase, and individuals start to pat for their parachutes. I get in touch
with someone who knows. “It’s suffocating,” says Charlie Simpson, who between
2002 and 2005 fronted the boy band Busted. “I was naive when I started. I signed a
record deal, didn’t have to go to school any more. We became big very quickly, and
when I started to realise the direction I was going in” – he means, very roughly,
dicking around with watermelons on morning TV – “it scared me. The pop side of me
wasn’t the true side. And I had this horrible fear that if I got run over by a bus the
next day, it’s exactly what I’d be remembered for.”
Simpson stayed in Busted through four No 1s, two Brit awards and a final show at
Wembley at which he was so appallingly under-motivated, his mum found him
afterwards and told him he was embarrassing himself. Simpson quit to found a rock
group, at which point Busted ceased to operate. “People ask why I was so unhappy
11. back then. They don’t understand it – I was going round the world – but when it came
to contentment, it was me who had to get out of bed in the morning.”
***
Where, to borrow from the title of their latest memoirs, are One Direction? Who have
they become after four years’ hard service in frontline pop? Meeting an old X Factor
auditionee helps me understand where they’re not: on a crowded lunchtime train, no
space on the luggage racks, dodging an attendant pushing a cart of sandwiches and
Peperamis. Ryan Lee Seager is part of the touring company of Blood Brothers and I
join him on the train from London to Leicester, where he’s due for a matinee. I
recognise him immediately from the cover of The X Factor Annual 2010, a copy of
which was among Elise and Frances’s extensive collection of One Direction
memorabilia.
As we pull out of King’s Cross, Ryan tells me that his own boyband, known as FYD,
which stood for Follow Your Destiny or Find Your Destination (they never agreed),
lasted about six months after they were eliminated from the show. “My friends just
call me the Wrong Direction. I was in the wrong band.”
Ryan’s story: week one on The X Factor and FYD, along with the other finalists,
were moved into a posh London house where a watch and expensive headphones
were left on the beds and everyone was told to stay out of the garden because of
paps in helicopters. Week two and Ryan’s band were voted off, sent home. Week
five and Ryan was back on the programme – as one of the back-up dancers for that
night’s guest, Justin Bieber. Ryan shrugs: it was good money. His costume featured
a brimmed hat that he kept low over his face when One Direction, in the wings, made
polite conversation with the dancers. He was too embarrassed to reveal himself.
The next time he saw any of One Direction, Ryan’s own band had folded and he’d
been booked as a back-up dancer at a corporate event. Waiting outside, he saw
Harry go by in a £60,000 Range Rover. Harry waved. Ryan waved. “I went through a
good six months’of depression after the show,” he says. “Drinking loads. Didn’t want
to go on public transport, because you’d get them looks. I didn’t want to be known as
a failure.”
12. When we get off the train at Leicester, Ryan rolls a cigarette and tells me how he got
his life back together, by going back to performing arts college, working hard to
break into musical theatre. He says that he had a dream recently. “I was back on
The X Factor. Simon said, ‘Hold on, something’s not right here...’ And he put me in
One Direction. I was part of One Direction. We got through, ended up winning the
show. Selling out arenas. I don’t know.” Ryan smokes. “Imagine.”
***
Robbie from Take That, Charlie from Busted: both seem to suggest that
contentedness in a boy band lasts about two years. Then you get a bit bored. Study
footage from This Is Us, for instance, captured in 2012 when One Direction first
toured South America, the five of them sweetly awestruck as their van drives about
under escort: “Look at how many policemen we’ve got!” Then compare it with Louis
and Zayn’s spliff video, recorded when the band were back in South America 18
months later, getting high in a similar van while unsuspecting motorbike cops flank
beside: “There’s the po-po. One nil.”
One Direction were seen leaving a festival in May on chartered planes – two
separate planes, members dividing between. Some industry people I spoke to off-
record insisted there were serious personal divisions, and weirdly the way the boys
are arrayed on the couch today happens to correspond to what I’ve heard. Louis and
Zayn, bunched together on the left of the couch, are supposedly the naughty clique.
Harry, on his own little protrusion of sofa to the right, exists at a remove. Niall and
Liam are sandwiched between. I discuss it with the band. Two years ago, when their
documentary was filmed, they came across as surprised and delighted to realise
they were still mates. What happened?
Louis: “No, I mean, you only have to take today for example. You know, we’ve not
seen each other for about two weeks.” Liam: “It’s like the first day back at school!”
Louis: “Exactly, we’re all really excited to be here ... It’s fun. It’s fun.”
What about this business of different vehicles? Why travel separately, if it’s fun?
Liam: “I think that’s more a security thing than anything else.” Niall: “Yeah, that’s
more a security thing.” Liam: “If we’re spread out, no one can target one car.”
13. Liam leaves this curious image hanging in the air. What am I meant to think? One
Direction’s car, hijacked, bazooka-ed, the loss of all five at once? I ask if they employ
doubles, look-a-likes who can draw enemy fire.
“We’re actually the look-a-likes,” Liam says, gesturing at his bandmates on the sofa.
“We’re not even the real deal.”
Our interview is over. I hand them a scrapbook made over many months by Elise
and Frances. The band must have taken a thousand such offerings, but they’re
decent boys, and make themselves interested and flattered. I give them a present
myself: a copy of Robbie Williams’ book, in part an essential playbook on making the
transition to a soloist. I put it on the floor, intrigued to see who will pick it up. Harry,
the Sexy One, and the favourite to make a name for himself alone? Zayn, the
Mysterious One, who has the best voice? Niall, the Nice One, or Louis, the Funny
One? Surely not Liam, the Responsible One. Harry reaches. Liam gets there first.
“Thanks,” he says, swiping it up.
***
Epilogue: I say goodbye, write up our encounter, file my copy. How honest was my
meeting with One Direction, huddled up on their spotlit sofa? I knew the official
identities (Funny, Nice, Mysterious), but even those hadn’t fully tallied. Louis wasn’t
funny. Niall didn’t seem so nice, just tired, coasting. They were all mysterious, in the
way a collective can keep themselves if they don’t say more than one or two
sentences before passing on to each other.
A week after the interview, I’m eating lunch in a cafe near my home when someone
taps me on the shoulder: Harry. He’s at a table across the room – do I want to join?
We talk about the interview, how absurdly hot it was under the lights. He mentions
playing five-a-side the night before and we trade stories about the first football
matches we went to see. Harry says it was the only place his dad would let him
swear – a little six-year-old Styles, gleefully doing “wanker” signs at the opposition
fans.
14. It’s a nice chat. Harry’s Nice. A reminder that he’s one of the most famous men in the
world comes when a dude slinks over, cameraphone already out, and does the
routine: “You know, you look familiar... Aren’t you in that band? One...” He asks for a
photograph, so he can send it to his ex-girlfriend. “I want to make her jealous.”
I ask Harry how often that happens. How many selfies in his lifetime, a rough figure.
The drawl is perfect for his answer. “More times,” Harry says, “than anyone could
count.” We say goodbye. Later, it occurs to me to check how high the bidding went
on those collected samples of the guy’s vomit. I can’t find the eBay listing, but I do
find a photograph of the roadside site where the vomiting took place. A small shrine
has been erected: Harry Styles threw up here, 10/12/14.