This document discusses secrets to having a successful UCSF Profiles page based on analytics of over 1.2 million visits in the last year. The top factors that predict a popular profile are: 1) being popular, newsworthy, and well-funded; 2) being an active online communicator through social media and blogging; 3) including links to other professional websites; 4) including a bio and photo; and 5) adding slides and videos. Simply including awards, keywords, or education does not strongly correlate with more profile visits.