4. The Apology
"For over 20 years, I have illustrated the absurd with
absurdity, three hours a day, five days a week. In this
instance, I chose the wrong words in my analogy of the
situation. I did not mean a personal attack on Ms. Fluke.
5. The Apology
I think it is absolutely absurd that during these very serious
political times, we are discussing personal sexual
recreational activities before members of Congress. I
personally do not agree that American citizens should pay
for these social activities. What happened to personal
responsibility and accountability? Where do we draw the
line?
6. The Apology
If this is accepted as the norm, what will follow? Will we be
debating if taxpayers should pay for new sneakers for all
students that are interested in running to keep fit? In my
monologue, I posited that it is not our business whatsoever
to know what is going on in anyone's bedroom nor do I
think it is a topic that should reach a Presidential level.
7. The Apology
My choice of words was not the best, and in the attempt to
be humorous, I created a national stir. I sincerely apologize
to Ms. Fluke for the insulting word choices."