Call Girls in Barasat | 7001035870 At Low Cost Cash Payment Booking
Ā
Bachelor Challenge Introductions
1.
2. āHeās cute, heās shy, he knows every digit of Pi, and can really boogie when
he wants toā¦ā
Loki: Letās not make a spectacle of me Voice, this is embarrassing enough as
is.
*record scratch* Awwā¦ *hangs head*
3. Loki: I just want to go home.
Well, about that you seeā¦youāre not going homeā¦exactly.
Loki: WHAT??!!
Trust me.
4. Gabriel: Greatā¦just what I DIDNāT want to do.
Loki: Soā¦youāre the Voice?
Gabriel: No dumbass, I have to obey the Voice. She uses me, irritates me, pushes me
around and GIVES ME NOTHING IN RETURN!!
Now, now Gabe. Be nice. Or no hot spare for you, Iāll give them all to Thai.
5. Loki: So I have to live with you?
Gabriel: Hell no. Iād kill you after the first hour for being too damn perky. Ask Mean Green,
your grandfather.
Loki: Oh, so youāre Elf Freak, so nice to meet you.
Gabriel: Call me that again and I really WILL kill you, to hell with what Ani-Mei says.
6. Loki: So why am I here?
Gabriel: Look, Mutant Ani-Mei has it in her head that you need a true lover, not
some sorority bus that EVERYONE rides, so she scoured the Internet and
found you seven chicks whose sole purpose here is to win your heart. Itās
called a Bachelor Challenge and youāre the prize.
7. Loki: My what now?
Gabriel: Bachelor Challenge!! Are you deaf too?
Loki: I heard you, I just canāt believe she did that. I said I didnāt want to be such
a bother to herā¦I meanā¦ Iām a spare, not the heir.
8. Gabriel: Urge to kill risingā¦look, I donāt care about your whiny little pity party I want you
outta my mansion right now, but since I LOST to that feathered freak I have to tell you
about itā¦
Loki: Tell me what?
Gabriel: You have seven days to find a girl, Iāll email you what you gotta do every day and
how to eliminate the losers got it?
9. Loki: Eliminate the losers? Oh I couldnāt do that, itās mean. Those girls have feelings and
I donāt want to hurt them.
Gabriel: Oh dear godsā¦you really are a freak. You have to eliminate six of them, those
are the rules. Theyāll understand, they know the rules.
Loki: Butā¦
Gabriel: No buts, rules are rules.
10. Loki: Oh. I see. So where are they? Do I get to meet them?
Gabriel: Not here, thank the gods. I donāt like people in my space, and six women crying
over you is NOT MY IDEA of solitude. The Feathered Freak will tell you more, this is the
address of the bachelor mansion. Now get out. Go.
Loki: Well thank you for filling me in.
Gabriel: Shut up. Out. Now.
11. Loki: So you must be the Feathered Freak, itās so nice to meet you. Iām Loki.
Cupid: Itās Cupid, not Feathered Freak. Didnāt Gabby tell you that?
Loki: Gabby? Oh, no his name was Gabriel.
Cupid: Oy veyā¦really?
Loki: Something wrong?
12. Cupid: So he gave you the rules then?
Loki: Seven women, seven days, I have to eliminate six of them.
Cupid: And?
Loki: There was an and?
13. Cupid: You have to marry the winner.
Loki: M-marry? But how can I marry someone Iāve only known seven days?
Cupid: Love knows no time constraints. Trust me, I am the God of Love. Iāve made two
very successful marriages work!!
Loki: Only two? That sounds like a pretty poor record for someone claiming to be the God
of Love.
14. Cupid: I canāt believe I was just stealth burnedā¦by a Jedi. Hera give me strength.
Loki: Iām sorry?
Cupid: Look, Iāve matched up a much meaner legacy brat than you.
Loki: Iām a spare.
Cupid: Doesnāt matter, I know my job. And you will find your true love.
15. Cupid: Point is, Ani-Mei wanted me to help you out and since I adore her, I agreed. She
likes you and only wants you to be happy.
Loki: Yes, Voice did say that.
Cupid: You are the Nicest guy Iāve helped so I want to make this three for three, donāt let
me down. Donāt let the old phrase Nice guys finish last, apply to you k darling?
Loki: Umm, sureā¦
16. Loki: Are you staying when they arrive?
Cupid: No I have to go, the girls will be here soon. Just watch out for a guy in a red pirate
coatā¦heāsā¦sneaky.
Loki: Pirate coat?
Cupid: Yes, he goes by the weird moniker The Thai. He lives across the street in that
black thing called the Simself Club.
17. Loki: Right. Got it. Watch out for the red pirate coated Simself called The Thai across the
street. Anything else?
Cupid: Be yourself, the ladies are all here for you remember that. And donāt feel bad if
they get eliminated, they know the rules and are willing to try anyway. Hereās there bio
cards so you know whoās who. And most of all, have fun. This is for you k darling?
Loki: Alright, and stop calling me darling, itās creepy.
Cupid: Sorry, force of habit. Good luck or rather May the Force Be With You.
18. Loki: Okay, bio card, bio cardā¦ah here we go.
Name: Camilla Cooke
Homeverse: Miriās Unpublished Prosperity Challenge
Background: Is a zombie/alien in her homeverse due to her father Julien Cookeās
misunderstanding of how to resurrect her after she drowned.
Pros and Cons: Is also a Star Baby like the Bachelor, common ground there. Cons, if she
wins she will be zombied as per her story goes. So child bearing will fall to the Bachelor.
19. Name: Ivysaur Pokemon
Homeverse: Ponyās The NEW Pokemon Legacy
Background: Second of six children born in generation 2, has an older sister
Bulbasaur and four other siblings named Venusaur, Charmander, Charmeleon,
and Charizard.
Pros and Cons: Has grown up in a large family, is a spare, has Simself blood,
and cons, is on the messy side.
20. Name: Cube Stone
Homeverse: Superfr0gās A Towering Legacy
Background: Second of three kids, spare, father is an alien Townie, recessives
Pros and Cons: Clone of her older sister Jazz (heiress), legacy spare, but still
cute. Cons a little on the lazy side, Bachelor is full Active.
21. Name: Aphrodite Wrongway
Homeverse: Superfr0gās Wrongway Legacy
Background: Twin sister of Lee, daughter of legacy villains Ralph and Ariel,
she has been in a Bachelor Challenge before coming in second for Virgil Reed.
Pros and Cons: A real contender, usually does well, Cupid knows her. Cons,
may be tough to beat given her success record.
22. Name: Ellesmere (Ella) White
Homeverse: Keikaās The White Legacy
Background: Sixth generation heiress, alien twin, Star Baby like the Bachelor,
twin brother is married to the Voiceās avatar in Duality A.
Pros and Cons: A Star Baby like the Bachelor, has the twin gene, common
ground Cons on the Sloppy side, Bachelor is full Neat (may be contention).
23. Name: Maddie Wrongway
Homeverse: Superfr0gās Wrongway Legacy
Background: Fifth generation heiress, oldest of three kids, loves to explore the
world.
Pros and Cons: Heiress so she knows responsibility and familial obligations,
independent, strong-willed. Cons, has a wandering soul and does not like to
settle her issues, she would rather run away.
24. Name: Aria Chun
Homeverse: Miriās Miri Tries a Legacy
Background: Cured pod baby, spawned to keep her father out of Aspiration
failure. Aria still sticks to her Pod Baby roots with wearing green and leaf motif
clothing.
Pros and Cons: Shares common supernatural origins with the Bachelor,
uniquely pretty looks. Cons, could want to revert to her Pod Baby roots.
25. Seems we have visitorsā¦looks like the Simselves had to stop by to check on themā¦if
youāre here thenā¦
Keika: Of course Iām here, I have to see my girl Ella to the end right?
If she gets that far.
Keika: Oh she will, Ella gets what Ella wantsā¦count on it.
26. You too? Here to rig the challenge in favour of Ivy?
Pony: Would I do that? Come now, you know me better than thatā¦
Uh huhā¦no simself cheaty powers from you or Keika k?
Pony: I make no promises.
27. Oh noā¦
Thai: The Thai sees ladies here, the Thai hasnāt had any lovin in forever. And no Dark
Kiara shirt for the Thai eitherā¦cruel the Thai says, cruel.
Well the Thai is not going to steal any of Lokiās girls okay?
Thai: The Thai makes no promises. Who can resist the Thai in a pirate coat?
Everyone. So say I Empress Ani-Mei.
28. Keika: Soā¦here to help out Ella?
Thai: The Thai would love to āhelp outā but Ani-Mei wonāt let the Thai near them.
Keika: Oh, well we couldā¦
I CAN hear you two you know!
29. Pony: Itās so nice to meet you Loki, we love you over at the Simself Club.
Loki: Really? How nice of you, but youāre wearing a shirt with my grandmother on it, if you
were a fan, why isnāt my face on it?
Pony: Oh we love your grandmother too, she helped bring you here.
Loki: Oh I see. That makes sense.
30. Pony, what are you doing to my bachelor? *is suspicious*
Pony: Just talking. *eyelash flutter*
Uh huh, do I need to sic Tybold on you?
Pony: No, but Loki maybe. *grins*
No interfering with the challenge!!
31. Maddie: So youāre from my homeverse too? Can I travel to see your home?
Cube: Umm, I donāt knowā¦I just met you.
Maddie: I love to see new places and everything. Donāt you?
Cube: This place is new.
Maddie: Thatās true.
Aria: Heyā¦Iām from a different place tooā¦
32. Angree Black Wolf: My blond chew toy!! *grrr*
Aria: Wha? What? You talk?
Angree Black Wolf: Podling!!! Grrr, leave my chew toy alone!!
Aria: Is it too late to go home?
33. Well, this is interestingā¦
Ivy: She has a plant name, like me.
But youāre named after a Pokemonā¦
Ivy: Plant. Name.
Camilla: Donāt know why Iām accepting this hugā¦I barely know her.
34. Cube: So Iāve never seen or met my Creator, but you say sheās here?
Keika: Oh yeah, we left her tied up in the Simself Club. She has a three to one advantage
over me and Ponyā¦canāt let her mess up my plans for Ella.
Cube: What? You tied her up?
Keika: It was Thai, he did it. He wanted to come here instead of Sam.
Thai: The Thai has no comment on that accusation.
35. I see Pony finally let you go huh Loki?
Loki: Who is that dazzling ebony beauty?
Why not go talk to her and find out?
Loki: Oh, I wouldnāt want to interrupt.
10. Nice. Pointsā¦ >_<
36. Aria: I love cloud watching itās so soothing.
Loki: Oh really? Me too! Trying to find shapes in them, much more fun with
another.
Aria: I know right? Thatās the best part.
37. And the others? Ignoring Loki for each other.
Aphrodite: Itās kinda hard to talk to Ella with you sitting right in the middleā¦
Camilla: Yeah? And?
Aphrodite: And, itās kinda rude.
Camilla: And youāre in the middle of me trying to talk to Ivy, so weāre squared.
38. Ivy: Well that was rude, interrupting my passive aggressive cattiness back there.
Loki: Oh, Iām sorry. I didnāt mean to, are you mad at me now?
Ivy: What? No defensive reply?
Loki: 10 nice points, sorry.
39. Ivy: Sorry about that back there, I must be hungry. Didnāt mean to snap.
Loki: Itās alright, I should set out the buffet table anyway. Gabriel told me I had to.
Ivy: Gabriel?
Loki: The local simself here.
40. Loki: I guess it wasnāt just Ivy who was hungry.
Ohh looks like we have some serious progress on Day 1ā¦thatās new.
Loki: I think this is great, getting to know you girls.
Ella: I hope I donāt get a sunburnā¦it would not look good on my skin tone.
41. Maddie: What did I miss?
Aphrodite: Nothing much.
Cube: Mmm, Jell-O.
Sam, your girls are serious contendersā¦ 0_0
42. And here is a good place to end Day 1. No stats because Ani-Mei was playing
at 1 am and didnāt think to write them down. >_< But it looks like Samās girls
are setting the bar high with being close to Loki. Things are bound to be
interesting in the next few daysā¦
See you soon!!