Orlando takes over as the next heir!

2. I have played last night and have a few chapters worth of pictures before I have to play
again. This chapter has a name because it’s like the game KNEW I was thinking about
this as soon as the heir and spares grew up…and wouldn’t you know it? It made it
happen. I don’t think I’ll be naming all of Orlando’s chapters but this was just too
perfect for it not to have a title. Anyway, I guess you all want to know whose funeral it
was, well let’s get going.

3. First born, first wedding. Now because the game doesn’t recognize that I have the
Overstuffed House mod for some reason *grr* I had to NRAAS Edmund in here which
sucks because it screws things up, like his job. He constantly has 1 day until work no
matter what and the only way to fix it is to make him quit, but I’m not controlling him
so that only matters later on. Anyway…

4. I put those benches down for a reason! To SIT on…but nah they want to stand making
my shots difficult to get, thanks a lot. At least Sage has the right idea, he’s got a proper
front row seat.

5. Brianna: I’m so glad you want to take my last name Eddie.
Edmund: Wait, what?
My reaction exactly…I wanted them to be Dregg not Buckner, well looks like there will be trip to
City Hall to change that…game is doing this on purpose I swear…

6. Aww, heart shaped petals falling. <3

7. Brianna: Who let the Stalker-Ratzi in?
Yeah…that’s what happens when I leave the gate open so no one is route failing at the
gate trying to get the wedding then error trapping out.

8. Brianna: Aren’t the bride and groom supposed to sit at the same table?
Route failing decided otherwise. And everyone goes inside the house and does the same
thing in the dining room. Can’t win. *sigh*

9. Holy mother of—Sage?! That looks demonic! I guess I got the common Pets glitch that
freaked me out when I saw it in other legacies that had Sims 3 Pets installed, like Miss
Miserie’s Pokemon Rainbowcy.
Ophelia: My kitty is broken! *bawls*

10. And on Brianna’s wedding day, Chance is making the Bottled Vampire’s Bite for
Orlando. I spent four Sims days getting all the weddings done and had to spend one of
them at night trying to catch some Vampire Fish to make this. Chance never changed
his suit.

11. Orlando: Way to upstage Bri’s wedding dad.
Chance: Bruh, I held off as long as I could. Time waits for no man.
Orlando: Funny, it will never come for me once I drink this red thing you gave me.

12. Sunday was Ophelia’s wedding and this time I didn’t have to cheat Jayson in. After Bri
and Edmund left the game suddenly remembered there was space again. I had to place
some expensive houses in the hood so the stupid Townies wouldn’t be able to afford
them and take them away with their musical chairs of moving around the hood.

13. Even Mr. Big and Evil Orlando was crying at his twin’s wedding. Make me some
colourful haired babies now!

14. Ophelia: Thanks for following my sister’s lead and becoming a Buckner.
Jayson: I never agreed to that.
Yeah, thanks game. Now I have to fix THEM too…I even had Jayson initiate the wedding, guess
that don’t matter.

15. Lilah: Oh Orlando sweetie, how nice of you to be so emotional.
Orlando: I’m NOT crying! Shadow is stirring up the hay again, it’s allergies!
Shadow: Say what now? I’m just beating this horse ball up and trying to see if I can stick
the landing on the roof of the barn.

16. Ophelia: Mr. Evil is crying.
Jayson: Yeah he is. Mr. Evil does have a heart.
Orlando: IT’S ALLERGIES!!

17. Ophelia: Didn’t they have any different cakes?
Nope. That’s one thing Sims 3 lacks, different wedding cakes. Sims 2 wins that prize.

18. Orlando: BOO!! I don’t like Good people!
Ophelia: Yes, yes brother I know. Rainflower, just ignore him.
Rainflower: What now? Door who?

19. Jayson: Are they still route failing at the cake mom?
Lilah: *looks back* Yep. Still route failing.

20. Did we get another puppy? No. This is Taylor Wolff. When I moved in Waylon he had
adopted a puppy and if I’d just moved Waylon and not the puppy, the puppy would
become a stray. Game is cruel like that. So Mochi spent some time getting to know this
little pupper while I waited for daylight on Monday for Orchid’s wedding.

21. Mochi was so glad to have another dog around, being surrounded by cats and a horse
made him feel lonely for his own species. Also somehow Lazy spawned other gnomes,
we have two, this is Sleepy and Dopey is around somewhere.

22. That is NOT the bug Calico caught, he caught a ladybug. Calico rolled a want to
present a gift to Taylor, I guess to make him feel welcomed? And this is what he caught
for the pupper. Now Taylor is going to eat it. *blech*

23. Pupper, you have no tail to chase. This is what Taylor did after eating his bug gift from
Calico. But enough pupper spam, you wanted a wedding right?

24. Okay one more delay, the aurora borealis was back over the pond there was this white
unicorn there. I sent Shadow to greet him but the white one vanished before he could
get close enough to even take an action. I guess two unicorns can’t be on the same lot at
the same time?

25. Now that the daylight was back, it was time to have the third wedding. More gate
crashers this time, new Stalker-Ratzi spawned. Don’t like the fact that when you want
to throw a party in Sims 3 you can only invite male or female, not both. So Edmund
and Jayson don’t get to come to Orchid’s wedding.

26. Orchid: I know pronounce us Buckners.
*face palm* Not again…game is out to get me now I swear it. And this time I had to
NRAAS the name changes because if you don’t do it on the same day as the wedding,
the option disappears from the City Hall pie menu.

27. Waylon wanted to make a speech, or that’s what it looks like when he turned towards
everyone while Orchid cut the cake. Taylor is just waiting for someone to drop some
turkey off the buffet table for him. Oh and Willimena yacked all over the carpet,
apparently she’s knocked up and couldn’t make it to a toilet because the cake cutting
queue stomps all other actions.

28. Faith: We’re up tomorrow, I’m so excited I can’t wait.
Orlando: Yeah having the HEIR’S wedding last is a breach of protocol. I
should have been first.

29. Faith: Oh I don’t mind, I just want to marry you. My house is SOO crowded you can’t
set foot anywhere without stepping on a pet or someone’s baby. I can’t wait to get out
and live here in your mansion!
Orlando: Yeah, about that…apparently until my sister, her husband, and their mutt
leaves MY house is too crowded too…go figure on that.

30. So yeah, I had to cheat in Faith too. She’s got the broken work glitch so she has to quit
her Journalism job. But her blue flamingoes have been added to Laundry Bear’s army
and old Lazy is getting ready to croak. Now Laundry Bear is going to need a new
number one.

31. Laundry Bear loves the new flamingoes in his army. Lazy has peaced out. There are
new gnomes spawning around though…let’s go see some of them.

32. I now have a doggo gnome, nomming on Lilah’s strawberry plants. Apparently it’s
because I have Taylor and a werewolf currently in the house. Never got a doggo gnome
when I just had Mochi. This is Lassie.

33. Once I got Orchid, Waylon and Taylor out of the house, Lilah had her birthday too. I
also have two horse gnomes that I didn’t take a picture of, I named them Cimarron and
Mr. Ed. I keep selling the third one that appears though. And a Spring gnome that
somehow appeared despite no one ever going to spring festival, I named it White
Gnombit.

34. It was finally time for the heir’s wedding. This time only could invite male guests so
his sisters don’t even get to come. To the heir’s wedding. >_< This one also had a lot of
gate crashers, like in Chance’s thought bubble, that is Marigold Maldano, who was
not invited.

35. Jayson’s bright blue head steals the picture my eyes go RIGHT to his head. Tell me if
yours do too. I got my falling heart petal shot though. And this time they could keep
the Buckner name! I only want one Buckner household in the hood.

36. There we go, much better. Now I can see who the real focus of this picture should be. I
may use it for my heir banner, if I don’t find any good ones of them separately.

37. Cake cutting shot, just before sunset. I’m artistic and didn’t even notice that until now.
Notice also Waylon back there, he gets stuck in a rice throwing loop. I had to reset him
because he was STILL there tossing rice and clapping at midnight.

38. Orlando: My brother in law is stuck in a loop and there’s too many GOOD
people here. When will they get out of my house?
Soon enough. Soon enough. Just eat your carbon copied pink cake there.

39. And now for the funeral part. Door crasher Doreen Caliente decided to go upstairs and
die after the wedding was over. I got the “So and so is at death’s door notice” for her
and she decided to crash the wedding because of it? I guess…

40. Doreen: Well what did you expect? My OWN family didn’t care about me
enough so I came here. At least the wedding is over so it won’t tank the score.
There are no party scores in Sims 3.

41. Party crashers are the only ones who came up here to see. Cara Dregg and Marigold
Maldano.
Marigold: I picked the wrong wedding to crash.

42. Faith eventually noticed and came up, right at the end.
Faith: Well…umm seeing Death on your wedding day does not bode well…isn’t
that like a curse or something?

43. Orlando: No one said that
Doreen could die in my house,
on my WEDDING day. I’m
going to use this red liquid on
myself and laugh in the face of
Death from now on.
Lilah: My son, death is a part of
life and should not be feared.
Orlando: Yeah? Well let’s see if
you remember that when Death
comes for you and you’re down
on your knees begging for more
time.

44. Orlando: As for me, it’s time to create some life with my wife. Right baby?
Faith: Oh I thought you would never ask, your parents are already rolling the
grandbaby wants.