This PowerPoint presentation humorously encourages drinking on Friday night. It suggests reasons one might want to drink, such as having a long week, semester, or not having gone out in a while. Statistics are presented claiming that drinking leads to more fun and popularity. The presentation admits to targeting a specific person to convince them to drink. Overall, it uses lighthearted jokes and made-up facts to promote the idea of socializing over drinks on the coming Friday.

1. From PowerPoint
to
PowerPint
A PowerPoint as to
Why You Should
Drink This Friday
(, Jason Goodman).

2.  Inspired by Jason Goodman
 Special Thanks to Josh Ness for randomly
giving me the idea
A PowerPoint as to Why You Should Drink
This Friday

3. Do you ever wonder…
 What am I going to do this
Friday night?
 Do I need to get out of the
apartment more often?
 Should I be more popular?
 What does beer taste like
again?
 Has it been too long since
my last poor life decision?
 What would temporary amnesia feel like?
 Do I even want the capability of being
productive on Saturday?

4. If so, then you’re in luck!
Have I got the solution for YOU! Perhaps
it’s been a long week at work. Perhaps it’s
been a longer semester at school. Or
maybe you’ve just disappeared of the face
of the planet and your friends want to see
you again.
Either way… it’s time
to drink!

5. “But Andy!” You’re probably saying right now.
“Don’t the cons outweigh the pros of drinking?
Especially the kind of binge drinking you’re
describing?”
…Nope. Check out these statistics I just made
up, but are more than likely true.
--------------------------------------------------

6. 100%
90%
80%
70%
60%
50% Me
40% Jason Goodman
30% Lame People
20%
10%
0%
College Grad Jobless Working
School
Amounts of Awesome People Have
Noticed (And talked about).

7. So what’s my secret
?

8. Drinking, of course!

9. But why does this PowerPint feel like it’s geared
toward making one person drink?
…Because it is, silly! However, just like him, you can
get in on the fun! Just go out tonight! Simple, right?
Infact, I promise that the first drink is on me!...if
you can find me that is.
(Recent photo)---------------------