2. Welcome ba â
âWhy arenât you paying attention to my needs?!â
Well, sor-ree for considering you a big boy. BesidesâŠ
3. âŠyour nephew was just born!
Samarium is a moderately hard silvery metal that readily
oxidizes in air, and is only slightly toxic.
Only slightly toxic. Wikipedia, you amuse me.
4. Both the guests and household rejoiced with the birth of the
third generation, when suddenlyâŠ
6. J/k, she carried him out autonomously.
Then this appeared in her queue. What the fudge, Neo?
7. Luckily Iâm not a total schmuck and remembered to buy a fire
alarm way back when Ilo moved in.
8. Alas, the food glitched, not allowing itself to be finished so the
stove could be used for its successor.
So, after many a consultation from the InterwebsâŠ
12. Ya just got slapped
Oh, oh!
Across the face, my friend â«
Okay Iâm done with the pop culture references. For now.
13. âTry for puppyâ was available even though Buffy is an elder, so I
set Ilo the Influencer to work.
Iâm trying so hard to caption the thought bubble. Something
about grandpuppies? Ugh, nevermind.
14. The pie-menu was just for show, apparently.
Who is the mysterious gnome-thief? Hint: Sheâs gotten way too
much facetime. Yet I bother having her around.
New mystery: Whatâs wrong with me?
15. ITâS SO FLUFFY *-*
Okay it seems that I am not done with the references. Though
this time Iâm too lazy to write credits.
19. âI need to pee and I DEFINITELY must use the only occupied
bathroom!â
Once again, I dub thee an idiot.
20. Ginger kept strolling back and forth on the lot so I thought; why
not greet her?
Yes, that is a âKiss Kiss Darlingâ and nothing else.
She immediately left after talking hobbies.
21. On this, the day of my daughterâs heirâs wedding, these two are
doing nothing, so I let them go on a date to make sure no one
bails out.
Iâm going for the âno employmentâ points this time.
22. Of course Ben lost all his memories when moving in besides
going to college.
Makes for a cute snapshot though <3
24. âYou do realize Iâm rolling wants to learn fire safety, lifelong
happiness and other useful stuff?â
Less talky, more diggy.
25. Look, itâs Mr. Big! What are you doing at the poor part of town?
Grant Woodrow: Iâm trying to get the dog run over by throwing
a stick to the other side of the street.
Well arenât you a douche.
26. Umm⊠Ilo? What are you doing?
âTotally not spying on the neighbors.â
Carry on then.
34. The preparations are all done!
The guests consist of some of Benjaminâs townie friends, a
playable Romance sim (hoping for some drama), and future heir
spouse Oliver Chun. Yâknow, the tattooed guy from last time.
35. Of course they all have to loiter on the front porch effectively
blocking the way.
Worst part? I canât shoo them -_-
36. Not even the bride realises that thereâs a back door.
39. Is it still called a shotgun wedding when the babyâs already
born?
40. And so, the angels bless the new couple with their strawberry-
scented dandruff.
Shout out to modelmgt at Boolprop forums and her uglacy,
more specifically chapter 6. Viewer discretion is advised.
42. In other news, Ura can finally get the hell out of here!
Ugh, this means I have to play her sister trough the rest of
college.
43. âSo, Voice? Youâre going to put me in a motherloded house with
eternal life now, right?â
Hah. You wish.
44. Ah! I nearly missed this!
Actually thought sheâd use the fork, but that wouldnât do at all,
now would it?
45. And I was literally the only witness. Not even her family was
there to watch.
46. âI bet itâll be much more peaceful now that Uraâs moving out, or
what do you say, Ginger?â
Cake slice: âDEFYING GRAVITY LIKE A BOSSâ
47. This just in: Benjamin has a new best friend.
Iâm writing him up on the spouse list. #Arrangedmarriagesftw
48. This is literally the edge of the lot. Why do you and the other
guests feel compelled to walk this far?
âWoah, Iâd better cut down on the juice. Think Iâm starting to
hear things.â
70. âHOLY SHIT!â
Side note: Iâve disabled the blur in my game (for reasons), so
now I have to come up with creative angles everytime
someoneâs nekkid. So far itâs only been Neo.
75. She doesnât have too many days left herself, so Iâm bumping up
her mood with a date.
Right after the father-son dance.
76. I told you to get in the car!
âIn a minute, I just need to aid my bad vision with some punch.â
Also, wtf. Is that fear even possible to be fulfilled.
77. A gazillion distractions later, weâre at the grocery/clothes store.
Why not combine business with pleasure and time warps when
you can?
Also, creepy Komei is creepy.
79. âWanna catch a movie some time?â
âYoung man, canât you see that Iâm on a date with my
husband?â
ââŠso is that a yes or a no?â
80. You people are robbing us. §600 is just ridiculous for an amount
that wonât last for a week. Itâs like buying a new fridge!
81. âShe better not be flirting with him.â
Donât worry, Bruce. Besides you have no right to talk.
82. Look whoâs interacting all friendly in the spring air!
Unless youâve noticed Iâm trying to hook these two up. If not
now then after heâs grown up.
83. Everyone in this household neglects Sam until I intervene.
Not even the Family sim is doing anything.
84. Toddler pic! The hawaii shirt is just adorable, donât you think?
85. And this is when the neglecting turns into harassment. STOP
TRYING TO PICK UP THE TODDLER, PEOPLE.
86. These two both roll wants to teach him toddler skills.
âItâs on, biach.â
88. âYes, I just know weâll become the best of friends! Speaking of,
didnât I just tell you to go and flirt with that Ginger girl?â
âYeah I wasnât paying attention.â
89. Potty training is the skill I tend to value the most. Who cares
about learning to use your legs or being able to communicate
with other people?â
91. âIâm downright handsome.â
Knowledge (not again) (plus I forgot to give him a secondary lol)
+ Make-up, unemployment
- Formal wear
Max out all skills (thisâll be easy)