1. Hi there! You probably haven’t forgotten anything since the last
chapter, but just in case: this is Frederic Miller’s bachelor
challenge, told as a series of postcards to his parents.
Currently, we have two candidates for Frederic’s hand: one man
(Isaac) and one woman (Alanna).
Let’s get started!
2. D e ar M o m an d D ad ,
H o t tu b s are n ’t as m u c h fu n w i th o u t T rac y,
s o d o n ’t b o th e r fi lli n g i n th e fi s h p o n d . B u t
th at’s n o t th e b i g n e w s .
3. I s aac s ai d th at Alan n a w as “talk i n g w e i rd ”
i n th e b ar th e o th e r d ay.
4. I d i d n ’t b e li e ve h i m . I m e an , h e h as b lo n d e
m o m e n ts s o m e ti m e s . (H i s w o rd s , D ad , n o t
m in e !)
Frederic’s father is 100% Nice and would object to an offensive-
stereotype-perpetuating phrase like “blonde moment.”
5. I s h o u ld h ave li s te n e d .
Alanna chose exactly the wrong time to throw her plate away.
6. I th i n k Alan n a w as h am m e re d , b u t I d o n ’t
n e e d s o m e o n e w h o ’s g o i n g to s lap m e
aro u n d w h e n s h e h as a fe w .
This tanked the relationship: 21/40 and furious on Frederic’s part,
and -90/-90 and furious on Alanna’s.
7. I w an te d to talk to h e r i n th e m o rn i n g , b u t
s h e s ai d n o . P ro b ab ly fo r th e b e s t.
I w o n d e r i f s h e e ve r re ally li k e d th e s am e
s tu ff as m e o r i f s h e w as fak i n g i t?
I did try the romantic actions you’re supposed to do anyway, but
there didn’t seem to be much point.
8. B u t th at’s s ti ll n o t th e b i g n e w s .
9. T h e b i g n e w s i s th at I as k e d I s aac to m arry
m e.
10. H e s ai d ye s !
I k n o w th i s i s s u d d e n , b u t I ’m s u re yo u ’ll
e ve n tu ally lo ve h i m as m u c h as I d o . (O r
alm o s t.)
11. W i ll m y o ld ro o m fi t a d o u b le b e d ?
L o ve ,
F re d e ri c (and Isaac)
And that’s it, folks!
12. PS: If you were wondering how I got people to leave a vacation
destination, this is how.
Don’t worry -- it was a dummy ’hood. Even if this is a Very Bad
Thing (and it probably is), no permanent damage has been done.
Until we meet again, Happy Simming!
