Why was 6
afraid of 7?


Because 789!
What did the spider
do on the computer?


   It made a website!
What has four legs
 but can't walk?



    A table!
How do you know carrots
   are good for your eyes?


A. Because you never see
rabbits wearing glasses!
On which side of an
ostrich are the feathers?

   The outside!
“Joey, can you come out
       and play?”
“No. I have to help my
dad do my homework.”
What did the fish
say when he swam
  into the wall?

      Dam!
Why did the clown take off
       his shoes?

 His feet felt funny.
What did the elevator say
    to the doctor?
“I’m coming down with
something.”
What is the longest word
in English?
 “Smiles. There’s a mile
 between each “s”.
Why did the bunny cross
  the road?

Because it wanted to
show its girlfriend it
could hip hop!
Why did the man put
  his money in the
      freezer?



He wanted cold hard cash!
Where do polar
  bears vote?

The North Poll
Where do snowmen
keep their money?


In snow banks.
What's brown and
    sticky?



   A stick.
Why did the
    tomato turn red?


It saw the salad dressing!
What did the grape do
 when it got stepped on?


It let out a little wine!
What dog keeps
the best time?


A watch dog.
What did the water
   say to the boat?


Nothing, it just waved.
What did the judge say
when the skunk walked in
    the court room?



   Odor in the court.
Why did the
  elephant eat the
      candle?


He wanted a light snack!
What do you get from a
  pampered cow?



   Spoiled milk.
What letters are not
    in the alphabet?


The ones in the mail, of
       course!
What did the gum say to
      the shoe?

 “I’m stuck on you.”
What do you call cheese
that is not yours?



  Nacho Cheese
After a careful
examination the doctor
said, “ I’m sorry to tell you
that you’ve only got four
hours to live. {cont.}
Is there anyone you want
to see before you go?”

“Yes,” answered the
patient. “ Another
doctor.”
Dad, “You usually talk a lot
on the phone. Why did you
only talk half an hour?”
 Daughter, “It was a
 wrong number!”
What goes up the chimney
down, but not down the
chimney up?
    An umbrella
Where do spices go when
    they are sick?
To see Dr. Pepper.
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  1. 1. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 789!
  2. 2. What did the spider do on the computer? It made a website!
  3. 3. What has four legs but can't walk? A table!
  4. 4. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? A. Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
  5. 5. On which side of an ostrich are the feathers? The outside!
  6. 6. “Joey, can you come out and play?” “No. I have to help my dad do my homework.”
  7. 7. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Dam!
  8. 8. Why did the clown take off his shoes? His feet felt funny.
  9. 9. What did the elevator say to the doctor? “I’m coming down with something.”
  10. 10. What is the longest word in English? “Smiles. There’s a mile between each “s”.
  11. 11. Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it wanted to show its girlfriend it could hip hop!
  12. 12. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
  13. 13. Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll
  14. 14. Where do snowmen keep their money? In snow banks.
  15. 15. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
  16. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
  17. 17. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine!
  18. 18. What dog keeps the best time? A watch dog.
  19. 19. What did the water say to the boat? Nothing, it just waved.
  20. 20. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court.
  21. 21. Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!
  22. 22. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
  23. 23. What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail, of course!
  24. 24. What did the gum say to the shoe? “I’m stuck on you.”
  25. 25. What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho Cheese
  26. 26. After a careful examination the doctor said, “ I’m sorry to tell you that you’ve only got four hours to live. {cont.}
  27. 27. Is there anyone you want to see before you go?” “Yes,” answered the patient. “ Another doctor.”
  28. 28. Dad, “You usually talk a lot on the phone. Why did you only talk half an hour?” Daughter, “It was a wrong number!”
  29. 29. What goes up the chimney down, but not down the chimney up? An umbrella
  30. 30. Where do spices go when they are sick? To see Dr. Pepper.

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