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Joke Of The Day
- 2. What did the spider
do on the computer?
It made a website!
- 4. How do you know carrots
are good for your eyes?
A. Because you never see
rabbits wearing glasses!
- 6. “Joey, can you come out
and play?”
“No. I have to help my
dad do my homework.”
- 8. Why did the clown take off
his shoes?
His feet felt funny.
- 9. What did the elevator say
to the doctor?
“I’m coming down with
something.”
- 10. What is the longest word
in English?
“Smiles. There’s a mile
between each “s”.
- 11. Why did the bunny cross
the road?
Because it wanted to
show its girlfriend it
could hip hop!
- 12. Why did the man put
his money in the
freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
- 16. Why did the
tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing!
- 17. What did the grape do
when it got stepped on?
It let out a little wine!
- 19. What did the water
say to the boat?
Nothing, it just waved.
- 20. What did the judge say
when the skunk walked in
the court room?
Odor in the court.
- 21. Why did the
elephant eat the
candle?
He wanted a light snack!
- 25. What do you call cheese
that is not yours?
Nacho Cheese
- 27. Is there anyone you want
to see before you go?”
“Yes,” answered the
patient. “ Another
doctor.”
- 28. Dad, “You usually talk a lot
on the phone. Why did you
only talk half an hour?”
Daughter, “It was a
wrong number!”
- 29. What goes up the chimney
down, but not down the
chimney up?
An umbrella