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Jokes

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Jokes

  1. 1. HA!!!<br />HA!!!<br />HA!!!<br />JOKES!!!<br />HA!!!<br />HA!!!<br />HA!!!<br />
  2. 2. Why is the math book sounhappy?<br />
  3. 3. Because it’s full of problems!!<br />
  4. 4. What do elves learn in school?<br />
  5. 5. The elf- abet<br />
  6. 6. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?<br />
  7. 7. Because she had bright students!<br />
  8. 8. Why did the basket ball player go to jail?<br />
  9. 9. He shot the ball!<br />
  10. 10. What day of the week do chickens hate?<br />
  11. 11. FRY-DAY<br />
  12. 12. What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? <br />
  13. 13. A tea bag. <br />
  14. 14. What was the witches' favorite subject in school?<br />
  15. 15. Spelling<br />
  16. 16. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?<br />
  17. 17. EL-IF-I-NO<br />
  18. 18. If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? <br />
  19. 19. An onion. <br />
  20. 20. Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? <br />
  21. 21. Because he had no body to go with! <br />
  22. 22. Where do cows go to have fun?<br />
  23. 23. To the mooovies! <br />
  24. 24. Why was 6 afraid of 7? <br />
  25. 25. Because 7 8 9! <br />
  26. 26. What do you call a cow in an earthquake? <br />
  27. 27. A milkshake!<br />
  28. 28. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? <br />
  29. 29. "Is that you, Mama?"<br />
  30. 30. What dog keeps the best time? <br />
  31. 31. A watch dog.<br />
  32. 32. What did one plate say to the other plate? <br />????<br />
  33. 33. "Lunch is on me!"<br />
  34. 34. What is black and white and red all over? <br />
  35. 35. Asunburntzebra!<br />
  36. 36. What do you say to a skeleton going on vacation? <br />
  37. 37. Bone voyage!<br />
  38. 38. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? <br />
  39. 39. It let out a little wine!<br />
  40. 40. What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? <br />
  41. 41. A jump rope!<br />
  42. 42. Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? <br />
  43. 43. He wanted to see what High School was like! <br />
  44. 44. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? <br />????!!!<br />
  45. 45. You look a bit flushed!<br />
  46. 46. Why does it get hot after a baseball game? <br />
  47. 47. Because all the fans have left! <br />
  48. 48. How can you tell if a calendar is popular? <br />
  49. 49. It has a lot of dates! <br />

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