Why remarketing sucks

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What's stalking you everywhere you go on the internet? A rant from Valuable Content - how to annoy customers and alienate people with the latest trend for remarketing. For more on this debate, read our latest post: Remarketing Sucks - http://www.valuablecontent.co.uk/remarketing-sucks/.

Marketing

Remarketing
Remarketing
I do not like
Remarketing

I do not like
Remarketing
I do not like it,
Ad-I-am

Would you like it
Here or there?
He re!
The re!

I would not like it
Here or there.
I would not like it
A n y w h e r e.
I do not like
Remarketing
I do not like it, Ad-I-am

Would you like it
On this page?
Would you like it
On that page?

I do not like it
On this page.
I do not like it
On that page
I do not like it
Here or there.
I do not like it
A n y w h e r e .

Would you like it
in this box?
Would you like it
in that box?

Not in this box.
Not in that box.
Not on this page.
Not on that page.
I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
I do not like remarketing
I do not like it, Ad-I-Am

You may like them.
You may like them
On...

I would not, could not on
Yahoo.
Not on Facebook. Nor Flickr
too!

I do not like them in this box.
I do not like them in that box
I do not like them on this page
I do not like them on that page
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like remarketing
I do not like it, Ad-I-am.
he news! The news!
The news! The news!

Would you like it with the news?
Not on the news! Why can’t you see!
Not on Facebook ! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in that box.
I could not, would not, in that box.
I do not want them on this page
I do not want them on that page.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like remarketingon

I’ll tell my friends
I’ll tell my mum
That your things
Are not much fun
If ever anybody asks I’ll say
“These things are bad”
Now ‘Go Away!’

Not in this box
Not in that box
Not on this page
Not on that page
Your constant badgering and poking
Makes me mad. I am not joking!
I’ll and about my rage
I’ll on every page
And when this thing lies on the shelf
Just know –

When your warehouse creaks,
stuffed with things
That no one’s bought,
It’s down to you
It
is
your
fault.

Remarketing, remarketing
No one likes remarketing.

We’re on a mission to help good businesses flourish
by creating marketing that people love.
Join our crusade for non-sucky marketing here.
Words by Sharon Tanton, Design by Daniel Penfold,
Inspiration from Dr Seuss
www.valuablecontent.co.uk

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Why remarketing sucks

2. I’m Miriam I’m Ad-I-am

3. Remarketing Remarketing I do not like Remarketing

4. Do you like Remarketing?

5. I do not like Remarketing I do not like it, Ad-I-am

6. Would you like it Here or there? He re! The re!

7. I would not like it Here or there. I would not like it A n y w h e r e. I do not like Remarketing I do not like it, Ad-I-am

8. Would you like it On this page? Would you like it On that page?

9. I do not like it On this page. I do not like it On that page I do not like it Here or there. I do not like it A n y w h e r e .

10. I do not like remarketing I do not like it, Ad-I-Am

11. Would you like it in this box? Would you like it in that box?

12. Not in this box. Not in that box. Not on this page. Not on that page. I would not like it here or there. I would not like it anywhere. I do not like remarketing I do not like it, Ad-I-Am

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15. You may like them. You may like them On...

16.

17. I would not, could not on Yahoo. Not on Facebook. Nor Flickr too!

18. I do not like them in this box. I do not like them in that box I do not like them on this page I do not like them on that page I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like remarketing I do not like it, Ad-I-am. he news! The news! The news! The news!

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21. Would you like it with the news? Not on the news! Why can’t you see! Not on Facebook ! Let me be! I would not, could not, in that box. I could not, would not, in that box. I do not want them on this page I do not want them on that page. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like remarketingon

22. I’ll tell my friends I’ll tell my mum That your things Are not much fun If ever anybody asks I’ll say “These things are bad” Now ‘Go Away!’

23. Not in this box Not in that box Not on this page Not on that page Your constant badgering and poking Makes me mad. I am not joking! I’ll and about my rage I’ll on every page And when this thing lies on the shelf Just know –

24. When your warehouse creaks, stuffed with things That no one’s bought, It’s down to you It is your fault.

25. Remarketing, remarketing No one likes remarketing.

26. We’re on a mission to help good businesses flourish by creating marketing that people love. Join our crusade for non-sucky marketing here. Words by Sharon Tanton, Design by Daniel Penfold, Inspiration from Dr Seuss www.valuablecontent.co.uk

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