Bollywood & Startups: Emotion, Drama, Tragedy and more. This is made just for fun. Keep focus on your startup, keep building your product. And have lots of fun while you do that.

1. Bollywood & Startups
Iss story mein emotion hai, drama hai, trageddy hai!!
07 January, 2012
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2. Bollywood & Startups
#1 Founders
“Bhai, tension nahin lene ka bhai”
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3. Bollywood & Startups
#2 Launch Schedule
"Tarkikh par tarikh”
"Tarkikh par tarikh”
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4. Bollywood & Startups
#3 Product
“Startup sirf teen cheezon ke
wajah se chalta hai –
Product, product aur product!'
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5. Bollywood & Startups
#4 Bootstrapping
Funded Company:
“Aaj mere pass visitors hai, top-line
hai, investor hai, tere pass kya hai?”
Bootstrapper:
“Mere pass profits hai!”
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6. Bollywood & Startups
#5 Acquisition
“Yeh haath humko de de Thakur!”
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7. Bollywood & Startups
#6 VC Portfolio
“Arrey oh baabu mushoy.
Yeh portfolio companies to
rangmanch ki kathputliyan hain re…
Jiski dor Google / Facebook /
Amazon ke haathon main hai.
Kab, kaun, kahan, kisko acquire
karega - ye koi nahin janta.”
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8. Bollywood & Startups
#7 eCommerce
“I love you
eeeee................ eCommerce.”
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9. Bollywood & Startups
#8 Big Vision
“100 crores ka valuation... Main ab
sharafat ki zindagi jeeunga...
Mere Dil ke kone main chupaya hua ek
sapna pura karonga.... Main
Ecommerce company kholunga.
Haazaro categories, unke croredo
products, aur arabo daily orders...
Aur order deliver karne ke liye logistic
service bhi mein hi dunga... main Cash
on Delivery bhi karonga...
Ecommerce ka Baadshah aur Customer
Satisfaction ka Raja...
Kart, AnotherKart.com.”
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10. Bollywood & Startups
#9 Entrepreneurial Spirit
“NA sunta nahin hoon mein.”
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11. Bollywood & Startups
#10 (Spam) Marketing
“Tumhe charo taraf se humne ne
gher liya gaya hai,
Apne aap ko hamare hawale kar
do..”
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12. Bollywood & Startups
#10 Unexplained
Feelings for Investor
“Aiye ji sunte ho....
Aap bade woh hein.”
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13. Bollywood & Startups
#11 Too much Advice
“Advisor ne kaha feature chod do…
Investor ne kaha vertical ko chod
do.....
Ab tum kehto ho ye product hi chod
do”
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14. Bollywood & Startups
#12 Pivot
“Bade bade desho mein aisi chhoti
chhoti baatein hoti rehti hein.”
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15. Bollywood & Startups
#13 Milestones
“Mogambo Khush hua!”
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16. Bollywood & Startups
#14 Due Diligence
“Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar
yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo bhi
kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach
ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga.”
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17. Bollywood & Startups
#15 Herd Mentality
“Loha garam hai, maar do hathoda.”
^ Original Superhit ^
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18. Bollywood & Startups
#15 Successful
Entrepreneur
“Rote hue aate hain sab, hansataa
huaa jo jaaegaa..
Vo muqaddar kaa sikandar
jaaneman kahalaaegaa”
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19. Bollywood & Startups
#16 Entrepreneurship
“Jaani, yeh bacchhon ke khelne ki
cheez nahi..,
Haath kat jaaye toh khoon nikal aata
hai”
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20. Bollywood & Startups
#17 Rajinikanth can..
Only Rajinikanth can -
• Have order confirmation page as
homepage. Rajini knows what you
want.
• Have 0% Cash-on-Delivery returns
• You don’t call Rajinikanth’s
customer support number. He calls
you before that.
• Optimize Google.com for Search
Engine Optimization
• Social Media:
Facebook likes Rajinikanth;
No one follows Rajinikanth.
There has to be a little bit of Rajinikanth in every Entrepreneur.
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21. # Okay! Now lets get back and build our startups!
“Kyonki… Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost…..”
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22. Thank You!
This ppt is made for fun. Focus on your startup / Build your product. And enjoy while you do that!
Note: All thoughts, concepts mentioned and views expressed are made in personal capacity.
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