A spontaneous rant criticizes an unnamed person, referring to them as "YOU KNOW WHO", for possibly releasing a statement about Geraldine Ferraro's death. The rant suggests the statement could reveal the person's true identity and beliefs but would still be found revolting. It also says Geraldine Ferraro would disapprove of "YOU KNOW WHO" commenting on her death.

1. Rant
Project: More of a “spontaneous rant” than a “project.” Excerpted from an e-mail. Whatever.
Client: In my experience, people who are trying to sell stuff aren’t this … candid
I was just wondering this morning whether YOU KNOW WHO has released a statement, considering YOU
KNOW WHO's shared historical distinction with Geraldine Ferraro. If YOU KNOW WHO did release a
statement, I'm sure it was entirely respectful. But I don't even want to know what YOU KNOW WHO
might have said, because YOU KNOW WHO could reveal that her entire existence during the past three
years has been an elaborate work of performance art, and that she's actually a Smith College-educated
lesbian, and I'd still find her revolting.
Plus, I'm sure Geraldine Ferraro would roll over in her grave (figuratively speaking, of course) at the
prospect of YOU KNOW WHO weighing in on her death.