A tool to remind audience members that loud cell phones are annoying, disrespectful, and rude . . . This one has a twist at the end - designed to ask for silence but allow for input via text-messaging like with polleverywhere.com

1. The following is a
public service
announcement

2. have you ever been

3. listening to

4. a really great speaker

5. and just when they were

7. making a point you knew

9. ahem

10. making a point you knew
was the one thing you were

12. making a point you knew was the
one thing you were missing

14. You have?
good, it’s not just me . . .

15. let’s avoid re-living that
moment together, ok?
though there’s no guarantee this
is a really great speaker . . .

16. please silence
your cell phones
mute them, put them on
“stun,” shift them to
vibrate mode

17. but don’t

18. whatever you do

19. put them on airplane mode

20. or turn them off

21. ‘cause we want
your input!
Yes, during the presentation!
Why would you ask a question like that?