This document describes a dice game called "Two is Company, Four is Money". Players roll 4 dice and earn money based on the number of fours rolled: $0 for 0 fours, $5 for 1 four, $15 for 2 fours, $25 for 3 fours, and $50 for 4 fours. Theoretical calculations show the average payout per game should be $4.08, with average deviation of $5.49 from the mean. A simulation of 50 rolls found average payout of $4.3 per game, meaning a $0.7 profit for the house given the $5 buy-in. While the simulation results closely matched the theoretical probabilities, the game overly favors the