This document contains class modifications and scenarios for an online multiplayer game called "Envelopes - Drop Trow Game". The modifications include characters being infected with viruses, equipment malfunctions, receiving injuries, and gaining new abilities. The scenarios in the envelopes result in player characters dying through comedic means, such as being frightened to death, succumbing to dysentery, or being killed by the beards of famous people. The overall tone is silly and nonsensical.

1. Envelopes – Drop Trow Game
Class Mods:
FuqEwe Murphy:
You have been infected with a medieval virus that has made you physically attracted to sheep.
Take THAT you dirty sheep fuqer!
Murphy’s Law:
Whatever can go wrong will go wrong. Your rifle broke, your knife went limp, your grenades died, your
pistols jammed, and your sniper has an uncontrollable set of hiccups. Your whole squad goes back to
respawn.
Well that F***King SUCKED!
Midget Mod:
You lost your shins in Korea. Walk around on your knees until you are killed or captured. You can still
shoot.
I killed fiddy men!
Thermo Engine:
For reasons not entirely clear, your assassin has been infected with the Extremis Virus from Iron Man 3
and has an internal temperature too high to be frozen by ice grenades.
Hot Stuff Coming Through!
Backsplash Shield:
Your grenadier found an old garbage can lid and can use it for protection against his own grenades.
Pull the pin and run? Nah, I’m good.

2. Envelopes – Drop Trow Game
Roid Rage:
Your Gunman has been taking ultra steroids. When he gets hit, he doesn’t die. He only gets wounded.
He can fire while bleeding out. If he gets a kill during this time, he gets a second wind and comes back
to life. Bleed out time is two minutes.
They Shrink Your Junk Bro!
Fail Safe:
Your sniper found a pistol. Gee, that’s handy.
Screw the minimum engagement!
We Could Use Some Stinking Patches:
Your rifleman has received field medic training. Go to the bounty board to redeem.
Dammit Jim, I’m a Doctor, Not a Doctor!
Throwing Knives:
Your assassin goes to marksmanship training. He can now throw melee weapons.
What’s the flying through the air? It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane! It’s--- oh, shit!
Stuff in the envelopes
1 point
Weapons Cache
Creepy Guy in the Park Showed You His Junk. You Die Of Fright.
(Except Stranger. He asked for the guy’s number and got rejected. He dies of heartache. Go
tell him to go to respawn.)

3. Envelopes – Drop Trow Game
Hazard Dies. No Reason. Go give him this.
You’ve been Infected. You’ll die in 3 minutes. Make them count
You are now a suicide bomber. Grab 2 red frags and rush the enemy. The Frags
detonate where you are killed. 30 foot kill radius.
You are a traitor. Shoot your nearest teammate and both of you go to spawn.
You feel bad for the team with the lowest score. Take one of your team hostage
and turn them in to the bounty board. Give that point to the team with the
lowest score. Give your team a half point for being generous.
Booby Trap. (hehe….booby.) Everyone in 20 feet is dead.
Go to Murphy and sing “I’m a little tea pot”
I peed in your water. Die of dysentery.
Partook of Poisoned Pizza Probably Perpetrated by Pirates. You are dead.
You are awesome. FYI.

4. Envelopes – Drop Trow Game
There once was a guy from... screw it. It’s you. You’re the guy. Also, a grenade
has landed right by you. Everyone within 15 feet is dead.
You have found an IED and managed to disarm it. Way to go. (achievement
unlocked: Bomb Squad)
You are knifed by Chuck Norris’ beard. Go back to respawn for 5 minutes. Do
not pass go. Do not collect $200.
You have unlocked a drone strike. Go tell Murphy who you want to use it on.
It will take out everyone on one squad.
The Expendables Kill Your Rifleman.
Bruce Lee Kills your Assassin
Vasily Zaytsev Kills your Sniper.
(If you understood your history, this would be awesome)
Wyatt Earp Challenges Your Gunman to a Duel and You Lose. Gunman is Dead.
Your Grenadier Throws the Pin and Holds the Grenade in His Mouth, Blowing
His Face Off.